What's The Worst Thing You've Done/seen/had Done To You On A Stagger?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Fuckin brilliant

[slippers]

Not my own experience but one of the guardian football podcasts they spoke about stag experiences and one of them knew of or was on a stag that the groom got so hammered they stuck a cast on his leg and told him he broke it last night. The best part was that they didn't tell him it wasn't broken till he returned from his honeymoon in a tropical country.

[RAZOR]

is ur mate balding with a fair set o gnashers ?

Sadly not.

[alscotoz]

Nae a stagger but the worst hing ehv seen wis at meh grannies 80th many year ago at a hotel oan the fife coast. Me brother wis shaggin meh grannies cousin oan the stair in the lobby, baith pyshed, he'd stripped doon tae just hes shirt n soacks, the staff grabbed him n frogmarched him through the function suite where every cunt wis sittin bevvyin, as if seein the cunts erect penis wisnae bad enuff he'd sterted spunkin en route. Meh faither hud never been mair ashimed. Eh says tae him many year later Eh bet eez japs eye wis still weepin when the cunt hit the pavement efter thi booted him oot.

 

Fucking brilliant!

[HairyPie]

Didn't want to start a new thread...

 

Has anyone crashed a wedding before?

 

Any tips?

Been thrown out one.

[Redforever86]

Been thrown out one.

That's called a divorce.

[Poodler]

At a big expensive wedding tomorrow

 

Have to be on best behaviour

 

Until the meal is over, anyway

[HairyPie]

Was during the meal i got bunged oot. At a weegie wedding too. Low point.