Chewie37 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Suppose to make it even more entertaining, please feel free to add in best stories, funny tales etc. Basically I'm on my UK stag this weekend and I've been on a fair few, so sort of dreading/looking forward to it. There'll be some revenge taken on me........ Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I got punched from behind in Krakow by a Polish accordionist, knocked me clean out, never felt a thing, woke up in hospital but true stag spirit got the better of me, walked out and went back to my hotel, woke up with a blood soaked pillow then went out to get pissed. Knew I was fucked but YOLO. Flew to Edinburgh, drove to ARI, few plates in the face, was a mess, both sides fucked, few days later home. Great weekend. Recovery process was fucking horrendous, never felt pain like it, face swelled to twice its size, If I ever hear someone say they got a broken jaw I used to just think ok, now know the truth, worst break ever.` Don't think I've mentioned this on here before but thought I'd share. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 How did you get into a situation where a polish accordionist felt compelled to punch you in the back of the head? Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 How did you get into a situation where a polish accordionist felt compelled to punch you in the back of the head? Young guy on the stag kicked his accordian case while we were walking through the square, the busker and his mates wanted to kill him as a result, wish I'd left them to it in hindsight, he was and is a prick (he used to be mobbys boss). Sadly I stood my ground and defended the prick. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 tell a lie, always refuse\avoid them and instead wait for folk in the pub. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Praque, Atlas "bar" 2012. That was a fucked up night. London, 2 weeks ago, that was a fucked up weekend. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Was an absolute saint on my stagger tbh Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Never read title fully. Edit. Was it your one that had blood, sweat and tears ? Link to comment
Henry Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Had to do an 'activity' tell a lie, always refuse\avoid them and instead wait for folk in the pub. You must have some cracking tales from your stagger Bluto min. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 You must have some cracking tales from your stagger Bluto min. Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. Henry 0 - 1 Bloots Link to comment
Henry Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. Henry 0 - 1 Bloots Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Was it your one that had blood, sweat and tears ?The sweat came from @@minijc demolishing the World's Hottest Curry 1 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 When I lived abroad I had 15 guys all come over and they stayed in my 2 bedroom flat for 3 days. We stayed in and got chinged up for 3 days.When I was best man for one of my mates we sat in my flat and got chinged for 2 days while threatening to go and play pool.For mine we rented an apartment in the town and got chinged for 2 days while threatening to go to Brew Dog. We had plans for all of them, didnt happen. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 When I lived abroad I had 15 guys all come over and they stayed in my 2 bedroom flat for 3 days. We stayed in and got chinged up for 3 days.When I was best man for one of my mates we sat in my flat and got chinged for 2 days while threatening to go and play pool.For mine we rented an apartment in the town and got chinged for 2 days while threatening to go to Brew Dog. We had plans for all of them, didnt happen. Pretty much how every stagger I have been on goes. With the odd club, pub and hoor house involved. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Loads oh threats get made when the chings out when in fact it's a mission resupplying the tabs and booze. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 The sweat came from @@minijc demolishing the World's Hottest Curry Honestly ruined me Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Went on one to Dublin years back, the bride was from Belfast and her Dad came down. We rock up at the hotel, to find him chatting to some bird in the bar. We get beers, he comes over and 'says gonna skip tonight's festivities lads', throws a ton on the table 'have a beer on me,' as he walks away he turns back and says 'remember lads what happens on tour, stays on tour'Giving the stag a green light, which he took, suffice to say the marriage didn't last. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Pretty much how every stagger I have been on goes. With the odd club, pub and hoor house involved. I'm now past the point where I can be arsed with clubs. Used to be I'd think I'd missed something, now I'm mostly glad its missed. Meant to be heading to Jeff Mills as part of a stagger, will be renting an apartment. Can guarantee we'll go for an hour, leave at 1.30 - 2 and sit until 10 when we all then get picked up and berated by the other half's for being states................... If we answer the phones. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I got punched from behind in Krakow by a Polish accordionist, knocked me clean out, never felt a thing, woke up in hospital buttrue stag spirit got the better of me, walked out and went back to my hotel, woke up with a blood soaked pillow then went out to get pissed. Knew I was fucked but YOLO. Flew to Edinburgh, drove to ARI, few plates in the face, was a mess, both sides fucked, few days later home. Great weekend. Recovery process was fucking horrendous, never felt pain like it, face swelled to twice its size, If I ever hear someone say they got a broken jaw I used to just think ok, now know the truth, worst break ever.` Don't think I've mentioned this on here before but thought I'd share. Young guy on the stag kicked his accordian case while we were walking through the square, the busker and his mates wanted to kill him as a result, wish I'd left them to it in hindsight, he was and is a prick (he used to be mobbys boss). Sadly I stood my ground and defended the prick. Little confused. Wouldnt they punch you in the face if you stood your ground? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Pretty much how every stagger I have been on goes.With the odd club, pub and hoor house involved.What's Ching? Dope? All staggers I go on involve alcohol immediately after wake up time and nothing else until the early hours. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Honestly ruined meThat the kismet one in Edinburgh? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 What's Ching? Dope? All staggers I go on involve alcohol immediately after wake up time and nothing else until the early hours.Forgive me if I'm wrong but did one of your mates not come on here a few years ago and mention that your Mum was your best man and organised your stagger? @@Henry, can't remember the thread but it was redmankebab who posted it. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Rupali Newcastle... 3 bites and he was done. It was fucking rough like.Mind @@hopeisimportant kept saying that even the Korma had a kick to it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Wasn't technically my stagger but the night before my wedding I went out with my uncle and brother(uncle missed my stag) and my uncle won £10k on a machine in the casino. Got it in £50 notes. Gave me a good bung for my honeymoon and bought us steaks and a load more drinks than planned. I was still pished on the day. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Rupali Newcastle... 3 bites and he was done.It was fucking rough like.Haha good stuff Super hot cirries are ace after a skinful. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Had mine last weekend. Just got pished all of it. Sole activity was a round of footgolf, with beer. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Shit myself in a stripper in Gdansk last year. Almost got to the pan in time but no. Stripper was running after me wondering where I was going, she quickly turned round and ran the other way screaming. I think there is a thread for that. 3 Link to comment
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