Sooper-hanz Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 You know that moon, it's a man made hollow object which the FBI use to spy on everyone. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Good! If you've got nothing to hide then you shouldn't be worried! Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Up there amongst the most miserable cunts on the planet. Particularly those from Aberdeen and surrounds. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Up there amongst the most miserable cunts on the planet. Particularly those from Aberdeen and surrounds. True with the odd exception obviously. Wouldn't feel sorry for the cunts when (if) uber comes to town. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 What time you on 'til? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Me: Can you take me to x. Swarthy taxi driver: where?Me: xSWD: where that? Eh then end up giving directions the whole way. Getting a taxi license in Bergen involves having a car, a clue about where the fuck everything is is not required. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Last time I got a taxi in Abz I was £8 to go from Queen Vic to Train Station. I paid a 5er of it. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Got picked up in Bod gan to fitba and the cunt says Iv had to put the 7 series in the garage canna afford to run it as a taxi anymore so Iv had to run a cheap car. What a bellend goes for much oh taxi drivers apart from Paul Lawries Old Man he's a good cunt Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Last time I got a taxi in Abz I was £8 to go from Queen Vic to Train Station. I paid a 5er of it.Lazy cunt. Could have walked it just as quick. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 Had that Derek McInnes and Walter Smith in the back the other day. Off to Ibrox in January. Done deal. David Murray coming back as well . Spent his last few quid on lottery tickets and won the Euromillions. Steven Gerard coming in as McInnes' no.2 as well. You couldnt make it up . Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Lazy cunt. Could have walked it just as quick.Not with 30kg worth of stuff. DYA and do a goal Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Going anywhere nice on your holidays? Wait, that's pesky hairdressers.Stop taunting tup. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Me: Can you take me to x. Swarthy taxi driver: where?Me: xSWD: where that?Eh then end up giving directions the whole way.Getting a taxi license in Bergen involves having a car, a clue about where the fuck everything is is not required.Being a Somalian or other ethnic majority would seem to help in Bergen too Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Not with 30kg worth of stuff. DYA and do a goalDid a goal and Dildo affixed to bonnet ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Being a Somalian or other ethnic majority would seem to help in Bergen tooTrue dat. Having said that, that's only if you get a taxi at the airport. Order one from home and it's invariably a noggie. Dispatch still favours the white man. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh... hahaha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwaOuDrWCCEHahaha Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Fantastic teeth for a man who clearly enjoys dumbo's lugs Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh... hahaha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwaOuDrWCCEHahaha that's excellent. My four year old agrees. In about 30 years she will be old enough to read one of cheesepipes posts. Link to comment
minijc Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh... hahaha. Cracked up at that. Link to comment
tiktak Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh... hahaha. An you lot want to whine about the driver? Sit doon, shut up, pay up and noo get the fuck oot ma car. Job done. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh... hahaha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwaOuDrWCCEHahaha that's fuckin ace Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 12, 2017 Author Share Posted August 12, 2017 You know that Michael McIntyre ? 24th in line to the throne he is . Seriously . All to do with being a 2nd cousin of Kate Middleton. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I was in a taxi to the airport last week, fine enough guy but told me about his luxury holiday last year that cost over £6k.Good luck to him but nae tip for him from me.. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Sooner we get Uber the better You seem to be fairly strong in your belief that Uber will be some sort of panacea for whatever problems you have with taxi drivers. What has been your experience of Uber that has led you to this conclusion? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Got an Uber back from Edinburgh last night. Definitely cheaper and less hassle than the black cabs. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Currently they've been told to fuck off by ACC unless their drivers have passed the knowledge test and have licences fae the council. Uber won't do as they're told, therefore nae Uber yet up here. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Got my first Uber last night and as a new customer got a fiver off my first fare.Seemed a reasonable price without the discount and a good alternative to waiting aboot pished in a taxi queue at 3am. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Currently they've been told to fuck off by ACC unless their drivers have passed the knowledge test and have licences fae the council. Uber won't do as they're told, therefore nae Uber yet up here.How does it work ? Do they have to get authority from councils ? Link to comment
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