Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

First Blood is a classic.

God didn't make Bluto, I made him(out of sausage meat)

[shut up meg]

Millers capri wis a weak effort like..helf herted..

 

I think that MT is a prick however his car is pretty cool.

[For Fecks Sake]

Football Managers who get the bullet for being rank but receive massive compensation payouts.

 

Mourinho and his team, nearly £20m in compensation, get to fuck with that shite.

[manboobs109]

Football Managers who get the bullet for being rank but receive massive compensation payouts.

 

Mourinho and his team, nearly £20m in compensation, get to fuck with that shite.

Good luck to the cunts, if they weren't getting it it'd be in some rich yanks pocket.

[The Buzzard]

This will be news to a lot of you

 

The younger generation are a bit mad on social media.

 

A lot of young people now call themselves 'web-influencers'.

 

You'll see it written in Twitter/ Instagram handles. 'Influencer'. It's outrageous narcissism. But they really believe they're important.

 

If you follow social media you'll have maybe seen the bird throwing the chair off the balcony this week. She's a self proclaimed influencer. That she's responsible for shaping society. The inflated sense of self importance of these young cunts is equal to the hit of some bloody good cocaine

 

And I don't like it

Aye I was saying that the other day there about all those fuckers that were promoting that Fyre Festival. Hope it made them look right cunts.

[Poodler]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/759637/instagram-model-canada-chair-tossing-airbnb-toronto-marcella-zoia/amp

 

Hell of an arse

 

Looks like a complete tosser. And I'm ashamed to say I've had many of those air heads, they're all the same. I'd chuckle about the incident with her, no doubt, in an attempt to sleep with her. Because I'm a trivial man.

[Bluto10]

Good luck to the cunts, if they weren't getting it it'd be in some rich yanks pocket.

agreed.

 

no different to the CEOs of big companies who retire with massive payoffs.

 

well done I say, they’ve earned it

[Bluto10]

Looks like a complete tosser. And I'm ashamed to say I've had many of those air heads, they're all the same. I'd chuckle about the incident with her, no doubt, in an attempt to sleep with her. Because I'm a trivial man.

 

seriously

why isn’t she locked up?

 

on another note, what is an Instagram model?

is that a social media account of selfies?

[For Fecks Sake]

agreed.

 

no different to the CEOs of big companies who retire with massive payoffs.

 

well done I say, they’ve earned it

CEO'S who retire leaving the company in a healthy position and who has made a real difference to the organisation, they deserve it.

 

CEO'S who are utter horse shit and leave the company on its knees or worse, they deserve fuck all like the useless football Managers.

[Poodler]

An instagram model - someone who takes LOTS of pictures of themselves. Every day. And puts captions like 'CREATING' underneath them.

 

There's a cracking one from mintlaw, called Abbie. Forgotten her last name. Speaks in a great American accent. From mintlaw. Just posts pictures of hersel in her pants every day.

 

It's serious business bloots. Terrorist attack - oh my god guys let's all pray for those people, here's me in my underwear, incase you forget about me for five minutes whilst something else in the world happens.

 

Still, get to a certain level, and claes companies will start sending you free claes to wear in the pictures.

 

Then you can become an influencer.

 

Find the whole thing pretty poisonous tbh. I'll stick with spending hours a day on an internet football forum with weird men I'll never meet

[Bluto10]

CEO'S who retire leaving the company in a healthy position and who has made a real difference to the organisation, they deserve it.

CEO'S who are utter horse shit and leave the company on its knees or worse, they deserve fuck all like the useless football Managers.

two trophies ( 1 European) and 2nd place finish.

 

I think he did alright.

 

remember regardless of the personality \ football he is probably the most successful \ best manager still managing.

those payoffs will never be small

 

 

but yes. I too preferred it when the game was more normal

[Bluto10]

CEO'S who retire leaving the company in a healthy position and who has made a real difference to the organisation, they deserve it.

CEO'S who are utter horse shit and leave the company on its knees or worse, they deserve fuck all like the useless football Managers.

two trophies ( 1 European) and 2nd place finish.

 

I think he did alright.

 

remember regardless of the personality \ football he is probably the most successful \ best manager still managing.

those payoffs will never be small

 

 

but yes. I too preferred it when the game was more normal

[Bluto10]

An instagram model - someone who takes LOTS of pictures of themselves. Every day. And puts captions like 'CREATING' underneath them.

There's a cracking one from mintlaw, called Abbie. Forgotten her last name. Speaks in a great American accent. From mintlaw. Just posts pictures of hersel in her pants every day.

It's serious business bloots. Terrorist attack - oh my god guys let's all pray for those people, here's me in my underwear, incase you forget about me for five minutes whilst something else in the world happens.

Still, get to a certain level, and claes companies will start sending you free claes to wear in the pictures.

Then you can become an influencer.

Find the whole thing pretty poisonous tbh. I'll stick with spending hours a day on an internet football forum with weird men I'll never meet

lol

 

I know what you mean.

seen a few of them always wondered are they famous and I’m just old?

 

tbh on a good day I could outdo sone of them in the looks stakes so maybe I should jack my job in and go boozing \photoing full time

 

not good.

[1903Fitba]

Does she, or does she not, have a hell of an arse?

Cringe.

[dave_min]

That was AC/DC

Loved the Black Album

[Bluto10]

An instagram model - someone who takes LOTS of pictures of themselves. Every day. And puts captions like 'CREATING' underneath them.

There's a cracking one from mintlaw, called Abbie. Forgotten her last name. Speaks in a great American accent. From mintlaw. Just posts pictures of hersel in her pants every day.

It's serious business bloots. Terrorist attack - oh my god guys let's all pray for those people, here's me in my underwear, incase you forget about me for five minutes whilst something else in the world happens.

Still, get to a certain level, and claes companies will start sending you free claes to wear in the pictures.

Then you can become an influencer.

Find the whole thing pretty poisonous tbh. I'll stick with spending hours a day on an internet football forum with weird men I'll never meet

lol

 

I know what you mean.

seen a few of them always wondered are they famous and I’m just old?

 

tbh on a good day I could outdo sone of them in the looks stakes so maybe I should jack my job in and go boozing \photoing full time

 

not good.

[Arabian Knight]

eh see..yer nae thon shallow..ye liket the flap meat..the red meat tae munch oan..a connisewr eh sorts

[Redforever86]

I'm a yes man, if your nae I'll happily held you until tomorrow. 

[Poodler]

Like to hug mannies?

[Redforever86]

Why nae?

[YorkDon]

This will be news to a lot of you

 

The younger generation are a bit mad on social media.

 

A lot of young people now call themselves 'web-influencers'.

 

You'll see it written in Twitter/ Instagram handles. 'Influencer'. It's outrageous narcissism. But they really believe they're important.

 

If you follow social media you'll have maybe seen the bird throwing the chair off the balcony this week. She's a self proclaimed influencer. That she's responsible for shaping society. The inflated sense of self importance of these young cunts is equal to the hit of some bloody good cocaine

 

And I don't like it

For a great take on where the whole social media thing could be heading this episode of Black Mirror is cracking.

I’m fact for anyone that hasn’t seen Black Mirror,do yourself a favour and get it watched.

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?source=hp&ei=7IVmXMGfN9KNkwWp9riIBw&q=black+mirror+social+media&gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0TDZNsjBJKikzYAQAIcAEIg&oq=black+mirror+socual+&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-hp.1.0.46i13i275j0i13l4.2040.8608..11010...0.0..0.178.1579.17j3......0....1.......5..41j0i131j0j46j46i131j0i70i257j46i275j33i160.BXXmC_Vlh_c

[BrianFaePerth]

An instagram model - someone who takes LOTS of pictures of themselves. Every day. And puts captions like 'CREATING' underneath them.

 

There's a cracking one from mintlaw, called Abbie. Forgotten her last name. Speaks in a great American accent. From mintlaw. Just posts pictures of hersel in her pants every day.

 

It's serious business bloots. Terrorist attack - oh my god guys let's all pray for those people, here's me in my underwear, incase you forget about me for five minutes whilst something else in the world happens.

 

Still, get to a certain level, and claes companies will start sending you free claes to wear in the pictures.

 

Then you can become an influencer.

 

Find the whole thing pretty poisonous tbh. I'll stick with spending hours a day on an internet football forum with weird men I'll never meet

And the weird men you do meet.

[BrianFaePerth]

lol

 

 

tbh on a good day I could outdo sone of them in the looks stakes so maybe I should jack my job in and go boozing \photoing full time

 

 

Wouldn't be much of a leap

[Bluto10]

saw one of these influencers this morning.

 

 

 

LOL

[The Hawk]

An instagram model - someone who takes LOTS of pictures of themselves. Every day. And puts captions like 'CREATING' underneath them.

 

There's a cracking one from mintlaw, called Abbie. Forgotten her last name. Speaks in a great American accent. From mintlaw. Just posts pictures of hersel in her pants every day.

 

It's serious business bloots. Terrorist attack - oh my god guys let's all pray for those people, here's me in my underwear, incase you forget about me for five minutes whilst something else in the world happens.

 

Still, get to a certain level, and claes companies will start sending you free claes to wear in the pictures.

 

Then you can become an influencer.

 

Find the whole thing pretty poisonous tbh. I'll stick with spending hours a day on an internet football forum with weird men I'll never meet

Ex northsound 1 dj does something similar.  Shes quite a big lass with fucking massive tits.  Started posing photos in her underwear saying where she got it from.

 

She now has a wishlist telling her 'fans' what she wants and needs, I had a wee look.  1 item was a £1000 camera, fucking beaut

[Hewitt a the pies]

I'm sure I read somewhere you can get an Influencer jab from your doc nowadays. 

[Chewie37]

This will be news to a lot of you

The younger generation are a bit mad on social media.

A lot of young people now call themselves 'web-influencers'.

You'll see it written in Twitter/ Instagram handles. 'Influencer'. It's outrageous narcissism. But they really believe they're important.

If you follow social media you'll have maybe seen the bird throwing the chair off the balcony this week. She's a self proclaimed influencer. That she's responsible for shaping society. The inflated sense of self importance of these young cunts is equal to the hit of some bloody good cocaine

And I don't like it

Can’t think of ANYONE (MT™️) on here that could apply to?

[Bluto10]

Who?

[Parklife]

She's fucking rotten haha.

[Parklife]

Classic ugly fat bird who thinks that being fat and having big tits as a result makes her attractive.

 

The kind of munter who'd describe themselves as "bubbly".