Fridge Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Come mine with me. A controversial documentary which introduces children in developing countries to the blood diamond tradeCome Line with me. Undercover cops infiltrate a Hat day out looking for class A narcotics and while there uncover that almost everyone is an unhinged deviant. Everyone gets charged apart from Boof who hides in a cupboard and Bluts who has fucked off to his bed at teatime. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Men Be-Raving Badly Captain Caveman makes a return to the Scottish club scene, with predictably disastrous results Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Men be havering badly 24 hour news channel hosted by Millertime. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Men Be-Raving Badly Captain Caveman makes a return to the Scottish club scene, with predictably disastrous results Hahaha Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Men Be-Raving Badly Captain Caveman makes a return to the Scottish club scene, with predictably disastrous results Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Men Be-Raving Badly Captain Caveman makes a return to the Scottish club scene, with predictably disastrous resultsGood one H. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Who wants to beat a millionaire. Members of the public aim to answer 15 questions correct to win the chance to stick the heid on a millionaire celeb. This week features Piers Morgan. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Silent Witless. An updated documentary on Caveys current posting. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Baptaste. Game show where milking mothers compete to win prizes with their flavourable titty juice. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 ChunderHats.......members of the Hat take pictures of their hangover vomit, starring LyingO and BlutO Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Have I Got Booze For You Paul Merson talks to a mirror after going to the offie Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Can’t claim this one as my own but remember it from a Roger Mellie strip in the Viz. Instead of Jukebox Jury*, Dirtbox Jury, where a panel of celebrities are shown close ups of celebrities arseholes and have to guess who it is. *Thought it worth explaining it was jukebox jury the programme I was referencing because i’m too young to really remember it so doubt the younger crowd here would know what the fuck I meant! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Also Gordon Duries nicknameDirtbox Durie? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Also Gordon Duries nicknameLoved the blockheads Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Exocet Shephard Contestants have to give 10 correct answers in 3 seconds to 10 questions on subjects they have absolutely no knowledge on to save faggot presenter Ben Shephard from being launched out of a torpedo tube into a heavily populated area.If in the highly un-lightly event that a contestant miraculously gets them all right in the 3 seconds then we move into the first round proper where cackpipe cosmonaut Shephard has to disarm a 15 megaton nuclear device situated adjacent to one of Londons largest Gay bars with his hands tied behind his back. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Why would you want to disarm the device? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Have I got Booze for you 12 known boozers such as Ant and Bluts get thrown into a big brother style house with unlimited alcohol and a jukebox. Have to perform tasks in order to get additional drugs and hookers for the day. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Why would you want to disarm the device?Sorry I hadn't thought it through properly. I can't see it getting a pilot anyway! Link to comment
shut up meg Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Have I Got Shoes For You Shaka Hislop and Paul Merson travel to the worlds poorests areas dishing out used football boots to the poor who can’t afford shoes Ian Hislop and and Paul Merton go fishing in the canals of Amsterdam. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Queer Japseye for the straight guy. A bunch of "leather daddies" bum reluctant straight chaps. (in the style of the blue oyster club in the police academy films). Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Hunhouse Teams of Huns with a mental age of 6 get thrown into a soft play area hosted by Pat Sharpe. Then turns into the Running man and they all get slaughtered to death. 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 The Littlest Homo Will Young travels from town to town helping solve problems by singing. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Play your red cards right Half hour documentary about how Morelos has spectacularly fucked up their season. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 HunhouseTeams of Huns with a mental age of 6 get thrown into a soft play area hosted by Pat Sharpe.Then turns into the Running man and they all get slaughtered to death.House of TardsTeams of Huns with a mental age of six get to run the WhitehouseThen turns into Predator and they all get slaughtered to death, except Dutch, who gets to the choppa 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 House Of Placards Huns have a protest at “the big hoose”. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Peleshopping. Brazilian great visits the chemist to purchase some blue pills. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Top of the tups A countdown of tups "best" moments with special tributes from his sycophants Boof, Roberto, Poodler, Dayts and Razor 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Danger Scouse. A Crimewatch special. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Carried at first sight. The real story of the disappearance of Madeline McCann. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Sex and the pity. Bri pays a visit to a lady of the night. Link to comment
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