Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Folk telling you that you know someone when you bloody well don't but don't accept that as an answer. Also, folk not accepting "no" as an answer. ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Haha have you actually seen mi like? Say hello next time. About the same weight now as when the pic was taken! Ill give you a kiss next time sweetcheeks ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Ramandu said: Would be worried at 20,000ft in a helicopter regardless of who was piloting tbh. Doesn't stop some folk though, albeit this involved a jumbo jet.... https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/stowaway-who-fell-sky-mystery-18623031 Ouch! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, Laichomoray said: That Elton John/Dua Lipa remix of kiss the bride The original was shite and thon version is atrocious. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Sue Smith on Sky Sports. Absolutely revolting. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real pet hate of mine is when you think you've done a shite, get up to wipe, and then you think 'fuck sake there's more' so you have to sit down again and wait it out. Time consuming Even worse when youve finished wiping, only to to realise there is more... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real chore Bloody murder Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Doing a turd with a wider girth than your asshole is used to resulting in an anal fissure. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I'd imagine that's a fairly big shite for you eh?? You're gay! Haha Ah but my boyfriend only has a wee cock so that's where you're wrong, girlfriend . Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 The UK is definitely worse off for not adopting the bum gun craze when the rest of the world was installing them. Shining fresh arsehole on leaving the bathroom and a gleaming pan left behind. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Used a Japanese toilet in a place in London once. Didn't even need a poo but forced one out. Spray cleaning and blow drying your bum. A wondrous experience. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: The fact every household in this country isn't fitted with a bidet is a disgrace. It's a public health issue IMO Step up to the plate and fit a T-Peice to the mains supply of your lavvie and attach a skoosher. Budget bidet and skid mark destroyer. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 33 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: You’ve just made that up Incorrect. It's you that makes up poo stories, Captain Shitdigits. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 29 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Just take the short waddle over to the shower and shove the shower head up your arse A decent compromise.I always get a pang of guilt when i realise that the Mrs will probably use that towel on her face that I've just dried my arsehole on. She's still standing though and if anything ive probably boosted her immune system over the years. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Folk in the quiet coach on the train talking at the top of their voices. Also the cunt two seats down having a video call, again loud as fuck cos he canna hear properly cos of the two idiots talking loud as fuck. Edit : Idiot FaceTiming has redeemed himself somewhat as he’s swigging white wine straight from the bottle at 9am on a Sunday. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Folk in the quiet coach on the train talking at the top of their voices. Also the cunt two seats down having a video call, again loud as fuck cos he canna hear properly cos of the two idiots talking loud as fuck. Edit : Idiot FaceTiming has redeemed himself somewhat as he’s swigging white wine straight from the bottle at 9am on a Sunday. Sorry I'll try keep the noise down. You got a glass I can borrow? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Men drinking white wine..lol Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Sorry I'll try keep the noise down. You got a glass I can borrow? I ken it’s nae you Don cos the boy isna leching sleazily over the lassie sat in front of him. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Would you pump Greta Thunberg? Yes. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Sorry I'll try keep the noise down. You got a glass I can borrow? Aye cause folk carry a spare glass with them . Idiot Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just to shut her up. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 19 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real pet hate of mine is when you think you've done a shite, get up to wipe, and then you think 'fuck sake there's more' so you have to sit down again and wait it out. Time consuming Why are you getting up to wipe? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Aye cause folk carry a spare glass with them . Idiot Fuck off nosey. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 37 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I ken it’s nae you Don cos the boy isna leching sleazily over the lassie sat in front of him. She'd be putty in my hands Yorko. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 48 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Men drinking white wine..lol Better than being bald and trying to hide it with a combover. Lol. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Better than being bald and trying to hide it with a combover. Lol. Don't own a comb.? Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 52 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Would you pump Greta Thunberg? Gay if you wouldn't, IMO. Shes developing in to a right wee stunner. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Frightening Pervlife What's frightening about saying a woman is attractive? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Because you're supposed to. Folk that wipe sitting down are freaks. What?? This is madness. Link to comment
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