Poodler Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 MI55 0GNY Favoured past time Link to comment
zander Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 One for the chat admin MI55 TUP Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 you genuinely are a drip. So boring you’re not worth arguing with.MI55D IRONY 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 When people start a sentence with “so” 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 MI55'D PERIOD Poodler's lover. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 When people start a sentence with “so”So you probably wouldn’t like me. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 When people start a sentence with “so” fuck yeah Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 American tipping culture. Queue for 10 minutes to buy a bagel to take away, cunt serving you owns the stand and sets the prices. You pay afore you get your food and no aspect of service is involved apart fae handing over your food. Go to pay and it asks fit tip you want to add, default set to 20%, then 3 boxes for cash tips afore you get the bagel at the end of the line. Awa ti fuck. I only tip for actual service and/or if the food is exceptional. 2nd place I’ve been asked to tip after queuing and before tasting the food. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 American tipping culture. Queue for 10 minutes to buy a bagel to take away, cunt serving you owns the stand and sets the prices. You pay afore you get your food and no aspect of service is involved apart fae handing over your food. Go to pay and it asks fit tip you want to add, default set to 20%, then 3 boxes for cash tips afore you get the bagel at the end of the line. Awa ti fuck. I only tip for actual service and/or if the food is exceptional. 2nd place I’ve been asked to tip after queuing and before tasting the food.The automatic tip on the new card readers pisses me off. I usually tip folk in the food/drink industry but don’t like being told that it has to be a certain amount especially trying to guilt folk into tipping more than they should. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 The automatic tip on the new card readers pisses me off. I usually tip folk in the food/drink industry but don’t like being told that it has to be a certain amount especially trying to guilt folk into tipping more than they should.The card readers are a fucking joke. I have a contactless card, then it has chip and pin, always have to sign, quite often a piece of paper manually adding the tip filling in three different boxes. Takes a fucking age, the UK is genuinely advanced as fuck when it comes to payments compared to the US. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 The card readers are a fucking joke. I have a contactless card, then it has chip and pin, always have to sign, quite often a piece of paper manually adding the tip filling in three different boxes. Takes a fucking age, the UK is genuinely advanced as fuck when it comes to payments compared to the US.Yeah a UK debit card often has to get run through as a credit card or it declines your payment too, a right pain in the hoop, especially when thick fuckers don’t understand when you tell them. I had to grab the card machine in the local Sushi place to put the payment through for them, the woman nearly had a heart attack......I’d told the server four times and her twice. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Yeah a UK debit card often has to get run through as a credit card or it declines your payment too, a right pain in the hoop, especially when thick fuckers don’t understand when you tell them. I had to grab the card machine in the local Sushi place to put the payment through for them, the woman nearly had a heart attack......I’d told the server four times and her twice.I’m using a weswap “preloaded currency credit card” it’s basically a prepaid master card with USD on it. I’m pretty sure I could claim it’s been stolen as 99% of the time I just sign for things and the tip is just hand written and then I presume they go back and key it in. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Calm down Mr Pink that was the joke Henry ! 1 Link to comment
eeps Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Why Gammon? It's a shit descriptor. You and your LGBQT community need to up the game on the slag words.It's an Owen Jones thing which says it all. Anyone using that term is an anus. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 It's an Owen Jones thing which says it all. Anyone using that term is an anus.Are you fae oldie? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car. Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie. Selfish cunts. Link to comment
eeps Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Ageing mods who determinedly maintain a daft welleresque hairdo. It's a teenage fashion thing you spangles. Imagine everyone else maintained flicks and steps into their fifties. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car. Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie. Selfish cunts.Fa div yi ink yi are fucking erchie? Probably the greatest sentence ever IMHO. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Fa div yi ink yi are fucking erchie? Probably the greatest sentence ever IMHO.That and phone yi being two of the best Link to comment
eeps Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Good lad, is young OwenOr an absolute twat depending on whether you're a marxist or not. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car. Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie. Selfish cunts. Or cunts that park in the disabled bays. They should put the parent and child bays and the disabled bays near the pack of the car park to put the cunts off using them who have no right to. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 What do disabled folk need a parking space for if they’re going to be rolling around the supermarket?? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Good lad, is young OwenYep. Was very entertaining as the guest on this week last Thursday. Put those right wing bellends portillo and Andrew Neil in their place. There was a week in which bizarrely Pete docherty was the guest and that decision proved to be ill thought out when he proceeded to mistake portillo for someone that had apparently dissed him in the House of Commons. Old portillo had to inform him he hadn’t been an mp for over 20 years. Bobby Gillespie was another odd choice of guest and sat in awkward silence whilst the other guests danced about like drugged twats 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Or an absolute twat depending on whether you're a marxist or not.Prefer the 3 stooges Link to comment
eeps Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 It nice to be nice (obviously you are not)I'm very nice Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pedestrian crossings right after a roundabout. Sure there must be some logic behind it but the amount of times the green mannie goes on and someone flies clean through is unreal. No idea why you wouldn’t put them further up the road so folk can anticipate and stop. While texting and shouting at the kids. 1 Link to comment
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