This Weeks Hat Highlights

[Parklife]

A meltdown about apparently being £3.29 a day worse off than if he were staying in England. Imagine being someone with that mindset. Embarrassing.

[Fridge]

Correct another Millertime meltdown. Wise up min or we are going to have to send Dad round

to kick fuck out off you.

 

It’s a fucking football forum we’re here for a laugh.

 

Don’t delete your account just don’t spout absolute pish

[Chewie37]

Fridge, you seem too new to know the “delete your account” gag?

[Fridge]

Or indeed Dildo to a car bonnet

[shut up meg]

Correct another Millertime meltdown. Wise up min or we are going to have to send Dad round

to kick fuck out off you.

It’s a fucking football forum we’re here for a laugh.

Don’t delete your account just don’t spout absolute pish

I think he's transgender or something like that, he has a meltdown about once a month.

Maybe he's syncing with his wife's cycle.

[Chewie37]

You realise MT is psyching you all out? Throws in a pretend strop, then turns his anger back on himself to pretend to be humble and apologises to his protagonists to throw them off guard. Flushes out a few folk out of the background and he's ready to go all guns blazing with MT v6.8 or whichever he's reached. Clever

[Bluto10]

Certainly the cleverest bloke you know Chewie

 

[Chewie37]

Certainly the cleverest bloke you know Chewie

Pretty sure he's not an MIT professor or a NASA scientist.......

 

Having said that, probably the cleverest guy I know is a friend of my wife and he has his own weed farm, he's a fucking genius, no word of a lie

[BrianFaePerth]

Pretty sure he's not an MIT professor or a NASA scientist.......

Think the MIT professor is having you on or he has a hoor of a commute

[RAZOR]

I'd turn up and tell folk I was Tup.

 

That would be really shit patter given alot of us know Tup. Unless you are actually are Tup then very well played.

[Chewie37]

Or indeed Dildo to a car bonnet

Oooh you sneak

 

  

Think the MIT professor is having you on or he has a hoor of a commute

Oh yes, I'm only friends with people within 2 miles of my house......don't be ridiculous you cretin. I worked in Boston in 2001, I've friends in Electronics and one of my best friends worked for Cambridge and MIT as well as having a top surgeon for a wife. Did you know I helped put an experiment up in a NASA space shuttle?

[BrianFaePerth]

Oooh you sneak

 

 

Oh yes, I'm only friends with people within 2 miles of my house......don't be ridiculous you cretin. I worked in Boston in 2001, I've friends in Electronics and one of my best friends worked for Cambridge and MIT as well as having a top surgeon for a wife. Did you know I helped put an experiment up in a NASA space shuttle?

You shagged a monkey in space?

[Chewie37]

You shagged a monkey in space?

Probably would've at the time, there was plenty of mushrooms, weed and acid on the go