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#271 ONLINE   Tommy

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:10 PM

That is different. The panto expects that audience participation to an extent.
 
Imagine Frankie being shouted at while making the tea and coffee at BT when he was trying to concentrate on boiling the kettle.



I was attempting humour.
First thing Frankie would do was post on here for advice on how to treat his burns.
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#272 ONLINE   Dynamo

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:16 PM

I was attempting humour.
First thing Frankie would do was post on here for advice on how to treat his burns.

 

Oh no you weren't.


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:19 PM

Oh no you weren't.



I was attempting dafty.
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:42 PM

I was attempting humour.
First thing Frankie would do was post on here for advice on how to treat his burns.

 

I got you were being facetious but it was a good example.

 

Well done.


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#275 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:50 PM

 

Oh no you weren't.

 

 

:trophy:

 

:laughing:

 

Woosh over @Tommy there me thinks.


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 02:56 PM

:trophy:
 
:laughing:
 
Woosh over @Tommy there me thinks.



Dinna be daft :>]
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:11 PM

 

 

:trophy:

 

:laughing:

 

Woosh over @Tommy there me thinks.

 

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt ;)


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:59 PM

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt ;)


Thanks.
I’ll buy you a bratwurst and a beer.
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:10 PM

Thanks.
I’ll buy you a bratwurst and a beer.

Mines a veggiewurst - and a beer
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:16 PM

Mines a veggiewurst - and a beer



Yours will come with batteries.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 06:25 PM

True. Went to see a Ross Noble gig and some arsehole went out of his way to spoil it. Was too much for one punter and he kicked the fuck out of the 'heckler'. Fair play.


Shouldve kicked fuck out of Noble. Just not funny.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:12 PM

Watcherd the Rhys Darby (he of Flight of the Concords) special on Netflix; found him very amusing indeed I must say - terrific.


Edited by Dad, 17 April 2018 - 07:12 PM.

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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:30 PM

Watcherd the Rhys Darby (he of Flight of the Concords) special on Netflix; found him very amusing indeed I must say - terrific.


Was he Murray? Funny guy.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 08:16 PM

Was he Murray? Funny guy.

 

Just himself - but theres plenty Murray type shenanigans in there; his delivery is pretty much set haha

 

Was talking bollows btw - its on Amazon Prime:

 

https://www.amazon.c...L70_&dpSrc=srch

 

And a wee clip

 

 

Edit - Oh wait, you mean is he the one who played Murray? Yes he is son haha

 

No more gin for me.


Edited by Dad, 17 April 2018 - 08:30 PM.

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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted 18 April 2018 - 11:04 AM

Loved Flight of the Concords. Dunno why but this stuck in my head.

 

 

So many great songs.


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Posted 21 April 2018 - 07:58 PM

Anyone going to Russell Brand on Thursday at HMT?

Doubt it will be ground-breaking or anywhere near the title of this thread - seen most of the current "stars" so for me it is a bit of a tick in a box but hopefully he will be half decent


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Posted 21 April 2018 - 09:21 PM

Wouldn't go see that twat if you paid me. 


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Posted 22 April 2018 - 09:07 PM

Anyone going to Russell Brand on Thursday at HMT?
Doubt it will be ground-breaking or anywhere near the title of this thread - seen most of the current "stars" so for me it is a bit of a tick in a box but hopefully he will be half decent


Is that the fat lad that used to do the horoscopes ?
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Posted 22 April 2018 - 09:50 PM

Shouldve kicked fuck out of Noble. Just not funny.


Ross noble is very good live, with the tangents he goes off on being the best parts
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Posted Yesterday, 04:26 AM

Is that the fat lad that used to do the horoscopes ?


Nah, that’s Moobs you’re thinking of
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Posted Yesterday, 03:04 PM

Ross noble is very good live, with the tangents he goes off on being the best parts


No
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#292 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted Yesterday, 06:38 PM

Is that the fat lad that used to do the horoscopes ?

 

Dennis Pennis did him a good one I recall - asked him 'Do you read palms?' before offering his hand which he scrawled 'You're a fat cunt' on haha


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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted Yesterday, 06:56 PM

 
Dennis Pennis did him a good one I recall - asked him 'Do you read palms?' before offering his hand which he scrawled 'You're a fat cunt' on haha


Now Dennis Pennis was funny.Paul Kay was it?
Did he do one with Keane Reeves about being really wooden,or was it that posh wank Hugh Grant?
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Posted Yesterday, 06:57 PM

Now Dennis Pennis was funny.Paul Kay was it?
Did he do one with Keane Reeves about being really wooden,or was it that posh wank Hugh Grant?

 

Yes, Paul Kaye; and aye Hugh Grant - who told him to fuck off after a few jabs haha


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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted Today, 12:17 PM

Got Lost Voice Guy headlining my gig next week.

Great to see him getting a standing ovation on Britain's Got Talent at the weekend.


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