Pet Hates

[maryhilldon]

Quite hard in the dark. Idiot.

Not difficult for me, maybe you're disabled? Do you also poke yourself in the eye with your straw?

[Poodler]

Birds that consider their siblings to be their “best mates”

100%

 

 

Families...LOL

 

My best pals are my family. It's a bloody dysfunctional one. Especially when sultan cousins are involved

[StandFree1982]

People at work who stink of BO. I'm not talking about the odd time, I mean like literally the same people every day.

 

Is it THAT hard to wash properly / wear a clean shirt / take a can of deoderant with you?.  If I can smell you, surely YOU can also smell you.

 

Dirty cunts.

[Zeus]

Cutting the grass.

 

Then being telt "you've missed a bit"

 

Lads with preened eyebrows - fucks that about? Tidy up at the barber is fine

[Ke1t]

Cutting the grass.

 

Then being telt "you've missed a bit"

 

Lads with preened eyebrows - fucks that about? Tidy up at the barber is fine

 

Number 4 with the clippers sorts oot the bushy broos.

[Bluto10]

back in the day, after a heavy night out the crew would always meet for pub opening time

 

then order a bit of munch

 

if ever the barman \ waiter had a shit beard I’d always tell him “you’ve missed a bit there mate”

 

trying to keep a straight face was always nigh on impossible

 

 

#bantz

[Studebaker-90]

100%

Families...LOL

My best pals are my family. It's a bloody dysfunctional one. Especially when sultan cousins are involved

The way it should be

[Henry]

Birds that consider their siblings to be their “best mates”

Similarly, men who describe their wife as their best friend

 

Pathetic

[Zeus]

Billy Bullshitters

 

Cunts

[Studebaker-90]

Similarly, men who describe their wife as their best friend

Pathetic

I just automatically think they are pathetic boring worms

[maryhilldon]

I just automatically think they are pathetic boring worms

Some wifes are OK.

[Studebaker-90]

Nonsense

[Zeus]

#stoneislandworldwide

[Parklife]

Cunts who say "can't breath" or "I'm dead" when they think something is funny.

 

I wish both those were true, you fucking cunt.

[Redforever86]

Irony

Is that why you dress in polyester?

[For Fecks Sake]

Folk who continually post pictures of themselves at the gym or in their gym gear (although does allow for some top perving).

 

Wonder if they have ever thought that nae cunt gives a fuck

[Studebaker-90]

An ex of mine does this. She uses the fact she is recovering from an eating disorder to excuse her narcissism. Sees herself as some fucking inspirational role model whilst producing nonsense hashtags on social media.

[For Fecks Sake]

An ex of mine does this. She uses the fact she is recovering from an eating disorder to excuse her narcissism. Sees herself as some fucking inspirational role model whilst producing nonsense hashtags on social media.

Doubler

[For Fecks Sake]

An ex of mine does this. She uses the fact she is recovering from an eating disorder to excuse her narcissism. Sees herself as some fucking inspirational role model whilst producing nonsense hashtags on social media.

Link please

[Studebaker-90]

Her insta is private Unfortunately for you ffs hahaha.

[maryhilldon]

Folk who continually post pictures of themselves at the gym or in their gym gear (although does allow for some top perving).

 

Wonder if they have ever thought that nae cunt gives a fuck

[Poodler]

Folk who continually post pictures of themselves at the gym or in their gym gear (although does allow for some top perving).

 

Wonder if they have ever thought that nae cunt gives a fuck

[YorkDon]

Women that claim it’s different for women to see male strippers as opposed to when men see female strippers.

Aye cos you wouldn’t jump on that giant phallus as quick as we wouldna ride a female stripper if given the chance.

Double standards cunts

[Bluto10]

back in the day, after a heavy night out the crew would always meet for pub opening time

then order a bit of munch

if ever the barman \ waiter had a shit beard I’d always tell him “you’ve missed a bit there mate”

trying to keep a straight face was always nigh on impossible

#bantz

-1?

own up you gutless yellow piece of shit.

 

#slugs

[Bluto10]

Folk who continually post pictures of themselves at the gym or in their gym gear (although does allow for some top perving).

Wonder if they have ever thought that nae cunt gives a fuck

why do folk wear gym\exercise clothing when not exercising?

[Don Fonte]

Women that claim it’s different for women to see male strippers as opposed to when men see female strippers.

Aye cos you wouldn’t jump on that giant phallus as quick as we wouldna ride a female stripper if given the chance.

Double standards cunts

Trouble in paradise with the young vixen?

[YorkDon]

Trouble in paradise with the young vixen?

Not at all Don me old chap.

In fact she’s driving me into York to play fitba as I type so I can have beers afterwards.

Getting her trained early...

[Studebaker-90]

Folk that try and talk to you when you’ve got earphones in

[Don Fonte]

Not at all Don me old chap.

In fact she’s driving me into York to play fitba as I type so I can have beers afterwards.

Getting her trained early...

[YorkDon]

That's the game. Make sure you get her to pick you up later when you're steaming, already having ordered you a chinky. Knob her with a semi flaccid penis on the sofa and fall asleep in your special chow mein and you've had the perfect Sunday.

You’ve nailed it there Don loon.

Have already warned her to expect a poor effort later.

She thinks i’m joking due to my usual bedroom prowess,she’ll soon find out i’m not...