Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

[Fridge]

Striker Dove

 

Analysis of McCoist’s antics in the 1989 Skol Cup final.

 

Presented by Ant and Dec. One of them melted out of his nut on booze and drugs, can’t remember which is which.

 

Guest appearance by Paul Mason at the end.

[Redforever86]

Hunan Traffic.

 

Series about motor congestion in a Chinese province.

[Chewie37]

Keeping Up With The Dad Cashing Ins..........Dad offers bets to gullible fools, gets a cut from the bookies

[Chewie37]

A Peek of Their Bone........perverts from the Hat send each other dick pics......on Whatsapp

[Redforever86]

V-eeps

 

A hat poster becomes Vice President, shags the donalds wife and bombs NK.

[eeps]

V-eeps

 

A hat poster becomes Vice President, shags the donalds wife and bombs NK.

Now that I would watch

[Redforever86]

Jonathon’s creep.

 

A midget fae Wick stalks Mr Hayes via his hairdresser.

[Arabian Knight]

millers crossin

miller gits taein doon tae burnley oan a care in the community yella bus typin oot updates oan ez phone eh aw the hings e sees oot the windae oan the way

[Arabian Knight]

skins wis oan a heavy downer there oan ez birthday.. ez hid enuf eh budge n levein.. n its dawnin oan the cunt thit ez tae auld tae be a skinheed fitba a cesual doon the wester hails canal

[Studebaker-90]

ShagTart

 

Yorkdon gets further acquainted with a fine young women from his place of work.

[Arabian Knight]

that cunts daein some ridin thi noo

[Redforever86]

Wife in pieces.

 

Bluto finally snaps after being sent to the utility room once more.

[Poodler]

Life in pieces

 

 

Another mintal weekender full of horrific life choices and tip toeing around an angry woman

[Studebaker-90]

Quiet night in at the library.... not.

[Redforever86]

Mongs Of Praise

 

CS and fellow retards eulogise the Catholic Church.

[Redforever86]

PriestBenders

 

CS rants about how priests that abuse kids aren’t pedos but gays and it isn’t the churches fault.

[Redforever86]

Two and a half pens.

 

The huns host Aberdeen at ibrox where the cunt ref helps them win.

[YorkDon]

ShagTart

 

Yorkdon gets further acquainted with a fine young women from his place of work.

I’d watch it!

[Redforever86]

Paramedicis

 

An Italian family dynasty gets completely smashed on drink and drugs.

[Redforever86]

River Bunters

 

AKs doon by the canal on the beevy.

[Redforever86]

The Feel Hustle

 

Reliable source walks up and doon union street asking strangers for a quid for the bus.

[Redforever86]

Nazi Megacaricatures.

 

The life of clydeside sheep exposed.

[Redforever86]

FYI: Miami

 

Millertime tells any cunt who will listen about his next Caribbean holiday.

[Studebaker-90]

I’d watch it!

Still shagging her yorkie min?

[YorkDon]

Still shagging her yorkie min?

Aye loon,and enjoying every second of it.

Biding home the night tho for a rest

[Fridge]

The Feel Housewives of Govan

 

Horrendous bigoted birds going to the bingo and speaking about what their husbands do for a living. All on the dole apart from the one top dog scaffie.

 

We get to rate them and then decide begrudgingly we probably would nail them all after a few pints. And then kill them.

[Studebaker-90]

Songs of Frase

 

In a bizarre twist, the trial of Nat Fraser is recreated and turned in to a musical where the defence is portrayed through the medium of song and dance

[The Boofon]

Songs of Frase

 

In a bizarre twist, the trial of Nat Fraser is recreated and turned in to a musical where the defence is portrayed through the medium of song and dance

Watch it.

[Henry]

How Clean is Your Arse?

 

Cheesepipes and Kelt, the hat's low-rent version of Kim and Aggie, ask strangers on the street about their arse washing techniques. Fisticuffs and arrests ensue. 

[Poodler]

^ hellraisin intro music though.