Pet Hates

[far's_the_bogs?]

People who think the stairs in their house make handy shelves. On the plus side, 'accidentally' kicking their shite from top to bottom is very therapeutic.

[far's_the_bogs?]

Wyowyn?

[far's_the_bogs?]

A unique scent, the post coital slash. Could be used as smelling salts. 

[Chewie37]

Hate it when all the great Pet Hates get deleted from the Hat

[far's_the_bogs?]

I think I had one about driving or something.

[far's_the_bogs?]

Can't abide famine. 

[maryhilldon]

Genocide is annoying. 

[Studebaker-90]

That’s a good one. People saying global issues like famine and war are things they hate most in the world. Just answer honestly and say your mother in law, Alfredo morelos and come dine with me 

[Fridge]

30 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

That’s a good one. People saying global issues like famine and war are things they hate most in the world. Just answer honestly and say your mother in law, Alfredo morelos and come dine with me 

Yeah this and global tragedy’s fucks me off aswell, obviously you have sympathy for folk in poverty somewhere in the world that just had an earthquake but they are nae getting a tenner for me, plenty local charities in Aberdeen need cash.

[Guest milne_afc]

What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? 

I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. 

[Fridge]

27 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? 

I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. 

Aye exactly, better when they are honest too. Look min I’m needing some vodka, any chance of a few quid?

They get fuck all if they claim they are needing cash for their bus fare home.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

7 hours ago, milne_afc said:

What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? 

I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. 

Fridge is a giver. He gives locals neds an outlet for their anger

[far's_the_bogs?]

Seagulls, that was one of mine. There's one on the roof of my house now doing its best Lionel Blair impression. 

[Simply Red]

Crazy we let those romany gypsies into the country to make a living as professional beggars.

 

[Chewie37]

13 hours ago, milne_afc said:

What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? 

I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. 

What about a flamboyant bum or a vigorous bum?

[manboobs109]

Careful now chaps. People don't come here to beg/live on benefits. They all work had, contribute more than they take and magically make us all richer. They also don't contribute to pressures on housing, schools, NHS or policing. 

[Chewie37]

Another Pet Hate.....generalised statements that mean nothing ?

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There's a few near me who have been selling the thing, full time,  for at least ten years. Standing on the same spot every day. From their perspective how can you not be bored out your tree doing that?

Drugs.

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Careful now chaps. People don't come here to beg/live on benefits. They all work had, contribute more than they take and magically make us all richer. They also don't contribute to pressures on housing, schools, NHS or policing. 

Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that.

[For Fecks Sake]

58 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that.

That guitar wifie and her family are pure Romani Gypsy minks. Organised begging, raking in charity shop bins and generally being minky bastards

 

[Simply Red]

Just now, For Fecks Sake said:

That guitar wifie and her family are pure Romani Gypsy minks. Organised begging, raking in charity shop bins and generally being minky bastards

 

My point exactly. 

[Redforever86]

6 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that.

That’s not fair a lot of them come to pick pocket too.

[Simply Red]

Used to see the women and kids every night (romanian gypo crew) actually inside the big bins outside the charity shop on viccy road/torry. They all lived in flats on walker road. The blokes just seem to sit outside the flat like bluto, smoke and drink cans, trackie bottoms/shoes/leather jacket/tash, do absolutely nowt, while the women and kids are out begging and stealing. I actually think the blokes are awesome.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Could we not pay the men into battering the lassies to get proper jobs?  Come to think of it we probably do.

[Zeus]

Daddy Longlegs 

 

Fits the point in them? Just float about being a general pain in the arse. 

 

[Simply Red]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Daddy Longlegs 

 

Fits the point in them? Just float about being a general pain in the arse. 

 

The daddy long legs has a poisonous bite but has no teeth to administer the bite.

Factoid

Folk that are scared of daddy longlegs..lol

[Zeus]

My daughter is terrified. Probably the source of my annoyance.  Heaps of the fuckers floating about just now she's screaming as soon as one comes near. 

 

Thought the venom thing was a myth ?

[BrianFaePerth]

Being scared of bugs LOL

[manboobs109]

Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. 

[Don Fonte]

17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. 

They're bees Moobzadonna.