Dad

Yes

Good for you son 👍 'Never grass' Dad's motto ^ I dinnae know anything mind you

You should son - he's a prick

Aye here - that goes for us fucking all: Dial back the seriousness 🤚

'theyre ma sheets spud '

Parkie doesnae find Cheesepipes funny; that's the crux o' the bother here. It's easy to dislike those you dinnae find funny - a shame . I think yous are both funny btw (one more than the other tbf... No biggy ✌️)

At least you're eating well

Worse son: 1 win, 3 draws, 2 losses. New methodology being adopted from here on ✌️

That's the spirit

Terrific 😎 Could buy a 6-man popup gazebo with that sort o' return 🙌 Off the page

Gartenmanns average rating on Sofascore makes him our second best player behind McGrath Hoo mama

Right you fucking are son - see you at Hampden 😎👍

Doing the full Heinz, or just the Double-DWT?

Aye here sorry hombres; laptop action that was ✌️ Looks better on Reddit but 👍

I'm going to say it more