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#31 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:59 PM

Should be converted into a Wetherspoons.


Good idea. She could keep a wee flat over it and do the cleaning in the morning and a few shifts behind the bar. About time they earned their fucking keep.
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 04:52 PM

Good idea. She could keep a wee flat over it and do the cleaning in the morning and a few shifts behind the bar. About time they earned their fucking keep.

Get her in the bogs giein gams to the drunk auld men at closing time tae.  

 

Philip can tickle their baws and collect the jizz for the soap dispensers.  

 

It'll be heartening to hear for the 100,000 homeless kids in the UK this Xmas that Lizzie is getting new fitted wardrobes and crystal lighting installed.   Our dear leader. 


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Posted 18 November 2016 - 08:00 PM

She'll be fucking deid by the time it's done.
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 09:01 PM

She'll be fucking deid by the time it's done.

 

And then the era Im pretty sure we've all been waiting for - William and Kate. Watch the money roll in. Think we're forgetting here, the level of razzamatazz and spunk the royals inject into life...actually kind of a relief Hazza isnt in the frame for head duke-ship; the stories and news will come so thick and fast, there'll barely be enough time to do the necessary things in life, so engrossed we'll be. Nowt better than reading a story about Kates lacey gloves, in between how many monkeys scalps went into making Kim Kardashians bikini bottoms and Beyonce catching Jay Z flopping his big dick into someones sister.


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Posted 19 November 2016 - 10:39 AM

Finally - Im going to get some money back from Donald, as he caves and pays out to those who invested in his University:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-38021820

 

25m...pretty much admittance that his idea was pish.


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Posted 19 November 2016 - 01:37 PM

Canadian parliamentary types go ape shit at the use of the word fart:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-38037187

 

Green party member Elizabeth May obviously taking umbrage at the flippant use of toxic gases to describe situations. Fair enough.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 07:52 PM

Henrik Larsson responsible for Helsingborgs relegation; so fans kick fuck out of his son:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/38045753


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 08:23 PM

Outrageous behaviour.

These Swedish clubs have little "firms" as they call it. Daft wee laddies that have seen Green Street and Football Factory and copy it.

When we were in Malmo with Hibs a few years ago we got latched on to by a Helsingborgs fan. He was down looking for a fight. He hated Malmo. He came in to the game with us and even came over for an Edinburgh Derby. Good cunt but utterly away with it with the fighting talk and that.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was involved.

Erses.
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:23 PM

They're a very dry people scandinavians; sarcasm isnt one of their favourite tones. Being plunged in darknessmuch of the time brings out the rawness in folk I guess.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:24 PM

Have rasellic fans had a candlelit vigil yet for this atrocity ?


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:42 PM

They're a very dry people scandinavians; sarcasm isnt one of their favourite tones. Being plunged in darknessmuch of the time brings out the rawness in folk I guess.


Some Danes get sarcasm, rest of Scandinavia do not have a clue.
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:51 PM

Buckingham Palace is to get a £369m refurbishment. 
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513
 
It's our pleasure, ma'am. :thumbup1:


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Quite right too 360 min.

Without placer like BP and people like The Royals we'd be America, rubbish.
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 10:01 PM

On the upside though.

It's always nice to see a Celtic cunt fail.

Miserably so. 👍
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 10:10 PM

Michael Fagan has smashed the back doors in again
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Posted 21 November 2016 - 05:49 PM



The video of the Larsson incident.

Looks perfectly civilized to me.

"Gives your shirt, you're shite".

How I wish I had done that to Rowan Vine.
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Posted 21 November 2016 - 06:07 PM


The video of the Larsson incident.
Looks perfectly civilized to me.
"Gives your shirt, you're shite".
How I wish I had done that to Rowan Vine.

Also the worst ever corner flag throwing at the very end of the clip. He's no steve Backley
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Posted 23 November 2016 - 09:52 PM

Henrik decides the time is to go - your own teams supporters attacking and ripping the shirt off his own son, will make that decision easier.


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Posted 23 November 2016 - 09:53 PM

Redneck - maims buddies for saying yeehaww too loud:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-38080181


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 07:51 PM

Hurt my feelings a bit:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...-wales-38109900


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Posted 27 November 2016 - 02:40 AM

Violence, murder, death, killings and repeat over and over. 

 

http://www.bbc.com/n...merica-38106621


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:27 AM

http://www.bbc.com/n...africa-38129536

Article about African footballers poor pay and abuse.

Only Scotland rivals Africa for abuse as mentioned here. Guess which two clubs are named.
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Posted 29 November 2016 - 07:58 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...merica-38140981

Plane crashes, with passengers inclusive of a brasilian footy team. Roving reporter @Grays Babylon 1875 im sure can get us the inside scoop.
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Posted 29 November 2016 - 12:20 PM

Fuck sake Dad!!

Just woke up and seen this. Sad news. I watched these lads put up a plucky performance against my Champions elect Palmeiras on Sunday just there.


Life's twisted man.

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 12:33 PM

Fuck sake Dad!!

Just woke up and seen this. Sad news. I watched these lads put up a plucky performance against my Champions elect Palmeiras on Sunday just there.


Life's twisted man.

Prayers. 🙏



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Posted 29 November 2016 - 12:51 PM

Sellik have managed to pay their condolences already

https://mobile.twitt...537733813751808
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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:08 PM

See one of their players didnt go on the flight cause he was suspended from the game before.

 

 

Lucky cunt.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:16 PM

Sellik have managed to pay their condolences already

https://mobile.twitt...537733813751808

 

"@celticfc Can we sell Chapocoense shirts and pass on the money to help the club rebuild? The shirt is very handsome."


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:17 PM

See one of their players didnt go on the flight cause he was suspended from the game before.

 

 

Lucky cunt.

 

 

Never a booking either according to Grays Babylon.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:21 PM

Celtic probably have the same stock tweet ready for any sort of tragedy

 

"Thoughts and prayers of everyone at Celtic are with all those affected by the {insert tragedy here}

 

# {something that will get retweeted to make us look good}"


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 02:55 PM

See one of their players didnt go on the flight cause he was suspended from the game before.
 
 
Lucky cunt.


Lost all his mates and will probably have to play in all 11 positions next year.

Not even Ivan Sproule could do that.

He'll probably wish he was Dad. Poor cunt.
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