Whisky

[ddia]

Speaking of buying things when drunk at an auction (not that I would ever frequent such an evening)...

 

I found it amusing when the guy from Queensferry, whose house has large patio doors looking out onto the Forth Rail Bridge bought a huge painting of the very same bridge to put on his wall.

 

More money than sense.

[BrianFaePerth]

On the Swan River?

Nope, NOR. Only poofs live SOR

[Henry]

Useful when firing a gun

[Poodler]

Love the Ballet

 

My number one kareoke song - Gold

 

 

Known all over Aberdeen.

 

There's poodles, give him the mic, load up the spandau. Lock the doors

[BrianFaePerth]

So no one can escape?

[Fridge]

I’ve bought all manners of shite at charity auctions, my favourite being tickets to see Loose Women and to meet them.

 

Thought in my pished head at the time that some tarts at work would lap it up when I produced it and would like I was the top bananna.

 

Not one person, including my sister and all her mates took them. Still got them if anyone fancies it.

[Don Fonte]

I’ve bought all manners of shite at charity auctions, my favourite being tickets to see Loose Women and to meet them.

 

Thought in my pished head at the time that some tarts at work would lap it up when I produced it and would like I was the top bananna.

 

Not one person, including my sister and all her mates took them. Still got them if anyone fancies it.

@@manboobs109

 

His kinda thing.

[maryhilldon]

Look it up on twitter

That would be LIUOT

[Guest milne_afc]

What's that?

It's the most banal heap of shit on there. Was funny for a month, 4 years ago.

[shut up meg]

What's that?

Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards.