Sevco Thread

[Pudgie]

What the fuck?! These powerpoints are the some of the least professional things i've seen come from a "professional" company.

[Bebo]

Right, i'm convinced. There is profit to be made in football.

 

After that professional presentation, i'm absolutely sure institutional investors will be lining up for a slice of this multi-bagger potential. This would be a solid share to base your pension and mutual fund on.

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

What the fuck?! These powerpoints are the some of the least professional things i've seen come from a "professional" company.

 

Didn't they have an equally as shit one when they put forward their case for staying in the spl?

[Pudgie]

Didn't they have an equally as shit one when they put forward their case for staying in the spl?

That one was worse. MUCH worse. The English was horrific. Which is possibly the most ironic thing to come out of this

[lunarhog]

May not be real but hilarious if it is.

[dervish]

PowerPoint

 

They need to get their presentations up to the 21st century.

 

What do you use?

[beer gut]

That one was worse. MUCH worse. The English was horrific. Which is possibly the most ironic thing to come out of this

 

Is this real?

 

Slide 8 - Ibrox valued at

[fifered]

https://skydrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=7241D12A18C19C59!387&app=PowerPoint

 

Roll up, roll up - get your Sevco shares here!

There is so much of that pure fantasy, I wouldn't know where I begin.

 

Interesting thing I saw was that there wage bill is still 8 million a year. FFS, in the 3rd division!!!

 

The other thing was, they want up to

[muttondressedaslamb]

What do you use?

 

Prezi. Mostly at the moment.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Fuck the zombie huns

[dervish]

Oh aye and who is "Andrew Blain"? Guy who authored it apparently.

 

EDIT: Never heard of that MDAL had a wee look and looks way better.

[K-9]

Huns claiming their wage bill is now less than Hearts. Yet Ian Black and David Templeton chose to move to division three. Not for money?

[K-9]

Slide 12 on restructuring of scottish football - "could see Rangers progress faster through the domestic league structures".

 

What a shock!!

[stand_free]

Huns claiming their wage bill is now less than Hearts. Yet Ian Black and David Templeton chose to move to division three. Not for money?

 

Shite. They only just got Lee McCulloch to sign a different contract presumably with a wage cut. The likes of Neil Alexander didn't signed different deals so will still be on their previous money as well.

[dervish]

I had a wee rant about Smith being touted as next Scotland manager. Something along the lines of "he ditched us mid campaign ... breach of contract ... should be ashamed to even be uttered in the same breath as the Scotland job etc." zhuns just couldn't get it and had a go at me "but it was for the rangers job can't turn that down..."

[ninja-lewis]

Oh aye and who is "Andrew Blain"? Guy who authored it apparently.

 

EDIT: Never heard of that MDAL had a wee look and looks way better.

There's a Growth Companies Analyst at Cenkos Securities (Sevco's Nominated Advisor for the IPO) by that name.

[Tord31]

two things ive figured out recently:

 

sevco will not be in the top league for at least three years had thought this summer they would be fast tracked up

 

the spl is here for the forseeable : in the summer had thought the idea of a national football league would take off

 

so there will be spl and if the huns decide to die again instead of working their way up then great

[Tord31]

assets:

 

edminston office - owned by murray

car park - owned by lloyds banking group

ibrox - owned by whyte (on completion of the liquidation his floating charge will play)

murray park - unsure, possibly is sevco

[ninja-lewis]

Rangers' owners are planning to impose a strict wage cap and sharply increase season ticket prices as they seek to avoid the excesses that destroyed the club's previous incarnation.

 

Documents seen by STV's Scotland Tonight programme show that the Sevco consortium wants to restrict wages to 33% of turnover, barely half the average ratio for SPL clubs.

 

The owners also plan to increase season ticket prices by 20% in 2014 followed by a further 15% hike the following year as the club is expected to climb up through the divisions.

 

Notes from broker Cenkos Securities, seen by STV ahead of the stock market flotation of The Rangers Football Club Ltd next month, reveal the season ticket prices would return to similar levels as last season, prior to the financial collapse of the oldco.

 

Cenkos

[MichtyMeMin]

Huns claiming their wage bill is now less than Hearts. Yet Ian Black and David Templeton chose to move to division three. Not for money?

Have they paid Hearts for Black and Templeton yet ,or are they regarding them as FOC!!!??

[barassie_afc]

No real disclosure of actual finances its all just numbers , operating at a loss..... sound familiar. (unless i missed it no mention of operating costs)

[RTYD]

Slide 12

 

"May Allow Rangers and Celtic freedom to break from national association in due course"

 

[RTYD]

There is so much of that pure fantasy, I wouldn't know where I begin.

 

Interesting thing I saw was that there wage bill is still 8 million a year. FFS, in the 3rd division!!!

 

The other thing was, they want up to

[RUL]

The document is a fake, think stv have got hold of a different, the real, document?

[vanderark14]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fuming-rangers-ace-ian-black-1444514

 

:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Tommy]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fuming-rangers-ace-ian-black-1444514

 

:hysterical: :hysterical:

 

 

It's called Karma ya fuckin dick.

 

 

 

Black being the fuckin dick, nae you vda.

[tightbreeks]

check his weasely pus. a big shovel right on the napper, several times.

 

what did he think was going to happen in these leagues, flowing pass n move football? vile humanoid.

[vanderark14]

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/sfl-division-three/tom-english-charles-green-s-vision-in-an-exclusive-sorry-imaginary-briefing-1-2643329

 

this made me laugh

[Pudgie]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Apple want the naming rights to iBrox (yep, that's what Charlie is saying).

 

 

I can't get over that one. I don't even know where to start deconstructing that one for criticism. It's all just so wrong. Every last bit of it. I think the most obvious question is "why?" But there are Sevconians out there that BELIEVE this shite.

[Henry]

http://www.scotsman....efing-1-2643329

 

this made me laugh

 

Brilliant