The Boofon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Eastbenders Instead of Cockneys in Albert Square it's various raving queers all drinking in the Queen Vic. Pretty much sums up The GLA's local in Rosemount with his cheeky friend Bob the landlord. Link to comment
tup Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Poles Apartment, reality DIY show, showcasing the joinery, plumbing and building skills of a squadron of immigrants, set in Torry. You could have a panel of local joiners, plumber and builders judging the workmanship. Winner gets a job. This is the type of thing we should be seeing on the telly. Link to comment
tup Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 The Joy of Teen Sex Graham Rix in a risque expose of the after hours activities of modern day teenage girls, starring himself. Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Mad-Men - Hosted by the Cliche of ab-mad, if you disagree with one of them in this "debate show" you get banned from the their show. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Shameless A documentary about Millertime. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Loose Men With Frankie Boyle, Richard Keys, Andy Gray, Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown discussing topics such as "Why women should stay in the kitchen", "Why women don't understand sport, especially when the "textbook" answer isn't always the correct one" and "Whos got the hairiest minge" Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 D.I.Y S.A.S Nick Knowles (with his stupid long fuc*ing face) puts shelves up for the S.A.S Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Banned Aid Live- The Banned exiles of ab-mad group together to sing a song for mad. altogether now ( to the tune of do they know its xmas time at all) " Do they know it their lose at all, Feed the trolls, let tthem know we could'nt care less" Link to comment
SNOOPYADKAREDS Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Strictly cum w@?king - same idea as dancing but with w@?king,being Judged on style and technique. At the end tess saying"just keep w@?king. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Supermarket Sweep Dale Winton narrates a documentary about people who work as cleaners in Supermarkets. Contains beans of a heinzual nature. Link to comment
davyrobb Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I'm a celebrity.. A collection of lesser known celebrities stay in the jungle and in turn get voted out by the public. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Trampoline. Boofon gets bounced on (bummed) by tramps. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Don't want to take issue with you here but you may come up against product placement issues. The giants have their own brands of beans - I'm led to believe, for minks and poor people obviously - and wouldn't they want to push these rather than Heinz products? I like the way you think. You can present the ITV2 Spin Off of the programme. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Embarrassing Bodie. Doyle does his best to mae his partner in The Professionals look like a c**t by taping closed the door on their silver capri so Bodie cannot get in to drive Millertime takes a genuine interest in this now we've mentioned the word Capri. Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 faliraki nights- featuring David Goodwillie and Allan McGregor. Most Haunted- Featuring Gary McDonald Britians toughest pubs- Featuring eh..........eh......Mark Kerr The Thickest Mink, a bit like the weakest link but with tims and huns. The Worlds toughest Mountion Climbs- Featuring David Murray Darren Mackie's Street Striker A place in the Sun Featuring Jimmy Calderwood Snatch of the Day, todays finist talent gets their vadges oot. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Britain's Goth Talent. Link to comment
tup Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Match of the Gay. Homos, so repressed in fitba to this day that they canna admit their poofiness openly, start their own league, which is immediately given star billing by the buftie obsessed Beeb. Presented by Graham Norton, with a panel of Julian Clary and Dale Winton. Commentary by Peter Tatchell, summarised by Mandelson. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 NOTE: It's a film but it's been on telly. Bill and Ed's Excrement adventure. bigredbill and the the boy who runs North Korea have a sh*t day at the forum trying to shut everyone down and have only their words published on the internet. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Bill and Ed's bogus jouney. A rubbish local band reform and add a ginger nut into the lineup to sing the cover version of Journey's "Don't stop believing". A tribute to the fact that other forums do exist but you must only obey the views of one. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Diagnosis Burger Dick van dyke and his sh*t detective son investigate which is britians best burger van. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 PlasteredChef. The race is on to find Britain's drunkest chef. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Haunted Down Under. Families fly out to Australia with host Nicky Chapman to see if there are ghostly goings on in her blurt like there used to be on Pop Idol. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Boulieseye Follow cheesepipes and myself throwing darts at passing Boulie Bashers, trying to burst their tyres. ...and kill them. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Celebrity Trampoline 6 celebrities try to clear the streets of London of tramps using only gasoline. This week Ken Morley is chased through Gunnersbury station by a woman throwing flaming cats after she wakes up unexpectedly, and Jim Davidson, ironically, is ambushed near Elephant and Castle by a gang of 1930s-esque railroad hobos. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 The Lacoons Scouse version of the childrens cartoon. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 The Lacoons Scouse version of the childrens cartoon. That needs to be made immediately "Come 'ead then ay soft lad, ah'll fucchhkin do yer" Link to comment
tup Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Fawlty Showers. A comedy about a farcical hotel owner, his hapless waiter and his racist wife. Based in Germany. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 One man and his Dogging presented by:- Steve McFadden with Rovering reporter Stan Collymore. Location:- remote car parks around the UK. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Whose quine is it anyway? It's 3am and 2 drunks have at it over some old bird they have never met or talked to, or even laid eyes on ,before now, in the Metro (subtitles) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Richard and Goody RIchard Madeley gets visitations from the ghost of Jade and is urged to go out and steal sausages and a bottle of wine all captured on CCTV and shown to the general public. He gets off with it though as the Goody visitations means his memory plays tricks on him and he forgot they were there. Link to comment
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