Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I’m neither posh or a schoolboy!

In his dreams you are both. 

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Told you it was easy.  My work here is done.??

What's easy? You think I'm wound up? ?

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Was probably still sucking his mums tits when Margaret was about. 

Was your mum's tits, actually. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What's easy? You think I'm wound up? ?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Howard Marks]

Why do women take fucking ages to get ready for anything. Trying to get out for a nice afternoon walk and she's still fucking about looking out sunglasses, gilets, trying on perfumes etc. Drying her hair now. Leaving at 3 indeed. Sometimes I look at my watch and think "surely it can't be be more than five minutes longer," 27 mins later and I'm still waiting about.

Is it a power thing or do they just have no concept of time?

 

 

 

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Nope, I'm actively avoiding all 'news' at the moment. It's all bullshit. 

He's utterly shite though, isn't he? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Why do women take fucking ages to get ready for anything. Trying to get out for a nice afternoon walk and she's still fucking about looking out sunglasses, gilets, trying on perfumes etc. Drying her hair now. Leaving at 3 indeed. Sometimes I look at my watch and think "surely it can't be be more than five minutes longer," 27 mins later and I'm still waiting about.

Is it a power thing or do they just have no concept of time?

 

 

 

Because they're a bunch of useless cunts.

[styrofoamplates]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Because they're a bunch of useless cunts.

What's this shite on your avatar BB?

Thought you were decent enough, but what's this Union Jack pish?

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

What's this shite on your avatar BB?

Thought you were decent enough, but what's this Union Jack pish?

 

Says a cunt with Gary Glitter in his. 

It's a shower mat I have.

 

PS:

It's a Union Flag.  Jacks are on ships.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Howard Marks said:

I genuinely think the timekeeping thing is going to be the end of us. It's crazy.

They're vain fuckers too.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Because they're a bunch of useless cunts.

Why do you hate women? 

[Howard Marks]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Because they're a bunch of useless cunts.

I genuinely think the timekeeping thing is going to be the end of us. It's crazy.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Why do you hate women? 

Coz I'm a rampant woofter.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Coz I'm a rampant woofter.

The 70's ain't coming back, old man. Sorry. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

The 70's ain't coming back, old man. Sorry. 

No need to apologise.  It's a sign of weakness don't you know?

Anyway, the 70's never really went in my world.  It's Scotlands oil, cheap heroin, Jeans Bar, Beach Baths, Bobby Vincent Combo at the Royal Hotel, the Gaumont Cinema on a Saturday mornin' and all that.  Do take a dazzy and a seat.

[Studebaker-90]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Why do you hate women? 

How can he, his mother is one. 

[styrofoamplates]

23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Says a cunt with Gary Glitter in his. 

It's a shower mat I have.

 

PS:

It's a Union Flag.  Jacks are on ships.

I stand corrected. 

At half mast. 

Fuck all wrong with Glitter. 

And there's no need to call me a Cunt. Ya Cunt. 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

No need to apologise.  It's a sign of weakness don't you know?

It's a sign of strength. 

 

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

How can he, his mother is one. 

knew someone would say it?

 

[Don Fonte]

55 minutes ago, Dad said:

I regularly think of myself as a danger to children

Good on you for being honest.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's a sign of strength. 

 

 

 

It's an admission of doing something wrong, therefore weak.  Doesn't apply to me as I don't make mistakes and I'm strong. Oh, so strong.  Thank you for your input tho, it's greatly appreciated.

[Parklife]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

It's an admission of doing something wrong, therefore weak.  Doesn't apply to me as I don't make mistakes and I'm strong. Oh, so strong.  Thank you for your input tho, it's greatly appreciated.

Wot a dimwit. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

I stand corrected. 

At half mast. 

Fuck all wrong with Glitter. 

And there's no need to call me a Cunt. Ya Cunt. 

Every day is a school day, even for cunts like you.  I believe your mate Gary liked being out and about on school days too.  Fuckin' hero.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Parklife said:

Wot a dimwit. 

Oh, god this is too easy but fun.  Thank you again, you have made my Sunday vindaloo arseache so much more bearable.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Ha ha. More dildo's than I can handle.  Too easy chum, too easy (and a little predictable).

[styrofoamplates]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Every day is a school day, even for cunts like you.  I believe your mate Gary liked being out and about on school days too.  Fuckin' hero.

No need for that Bellend Bhoy. 

[Studebaker-90]

A dildo in thatchers dead arse 

[styrofoamplates]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

A dildo in thatchers dead arse 

 

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A dildo in thatchers dead arse 

Highland Gout up her arse 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A dildo in thatchers dead arse 

It's nae sair tho.

[manboobs109]

47 minutes ago, Parklife said:

He's utterly shite though, isn't he? 

Starmer? It's difficult times for a new leader of an opposition. He'll do better than Corbyn at the next election, thats for sure. 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Ha ha. More dildo's than I can handle.  Too easy chum, too easy (and a little predictable).

None from me,  Beechend BumBhoy

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