Latest Purchase Thread

[Poodler]

Dorian Gray is the best book ever written. I've read it about 40 times. Just keep going back.

 

It's semi-autobiographical. Heroin, rentboys, living a life of absolute hedonism, excess and Narcissism

 

I bloody love it

 

Lord Henry is ace

[BrianFaePerth]

Dorian Gray is the best book ever written. I've read it about 40 times. Just keep going back.

 

It's semi-autobiographical. Heroin, rentboys, living a life of absolute hedonism, excess and Narcissism

 

I bloody love it

 

Lord Henry is ace

Something to aspire to poodles.

[BrianFaePerth]

Good at scoring winning goals in Scottish Cup finals.

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay. hahaha.

It could be a story of your life Gays, at least the heroin and rentboys.

[Poodler]

Something to aspire to poodles.

It is undoubtedly a major influence on my life. A talented man from a good background who abuses woman drugs and lives solely to satisfy his ego.

 

Though I haven't bummed a man yet

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

Though I haven't bummed a man yet

Keep on aspiring and that dream will come true too

[Poodler]

It nearly happened on Billy Starks birthday night

 

A few lost hours to ecstasy and woke up to messages from a homosexual man who I apparently befriended. Freelove on the freelove freeway

[BrianFaePerth]

It nearly happened on Billy Starks birthday night

 

A few lost hours to ecstasy and woke up to messages from a homosexual man who I apparently befriended. Freelove on the freelove freeway

How is Rumpus these days?

[alscotoz]

When I was young Dad only the “posh cunts” had soda stream

 

My folks were "posh cunts"

[manboobs109]

What would be worse...,bumming another bloke or being the bummee?

You definitely want to be the bummer rather than the bummee.

[Guest milne_afc]

Male shit on your helmet or spunk up the arse?

 

It's a tricky one, for sure.

[manboobs109]

I`d douche him first

[Poodler]

I`d douche him first

With your tongue

[Zeus]

A new Garmin

[The Boofon]

What would be worse...,bumming another bloke or being the bummee?

Depends on the size of the other party’s cock IMO.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Depends on the size of the other party’s cock IMO.

Aye could be so big he has to tuck it up his own arse. Hence the poopy Robert!

[Zeus]

I don't get it Hanz

[Hewitt a the pies]

We were discussing men's assholes and you posted that you were buying a garmin. I clever combined the two subjects.

 

 

(assuming the garmin is some sort of gps or location device)

Never explain a quip Hanz. You should know that!

[dave_min]

A new Garmin

Send nudes

[mcdougall(4)]

Dorian Gray is the best book ever written. I've read it about 40 times. Just keep going back.

 

It's semi-autobiographical. Heroin, rentboys, living a life of absolute hedonism, excess and Narcissism

 

I bloody love it

 

Lord Henry is ace

You have read the book 40 times and that is what you take from it.

[Poodler]

You have read the book 40 times and that is what you take from it.

That's not what I take from it, but that is certainly some of the main themes.

 

If you want to talk about OW's prose, we can take it to PM.

[mcdougall(4)]

That's not what I take from it, but that is certainly some of the main themes.

 

If you want to talk about OW's prose, we can take it to PM.

I'm not a slide in the dms kinda guy with chaps...

 

Thanks for the offer tho

[Zeus]

We were discussing men's assholes and you posted that you were buying a garmin. I clever combined the two subjects.

 

 

(assuming the garmin is some sort of gps or location device)

Got you.

 

I’m hoora hungover didn’t notice

[manboobs109]

You have read the book 40 times and that is what you take from it.

I've not read it at all but I take from it that you and poodler are both poofs

[Poodler]

[Bluto10]

Books

LOL

I read a book a week

[Reed or deed]

I'm not a slide in the dms kinda guy with chaps...

Thanks for the offer tho

Aye, but have you consulted your Everton mates on the subject?

[The Boofon]

Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off.

Last words Zero’s mum said to him apparently. @@milne_afc @@Poodler

[dazzy_deff]

Last words Zero’s mum said to him apparently. @@milne_afc @@Poodler

@@Millertime, you standing for this fella?

[Fridge]

@@Millertime, you standing for this fella?

Zero was a total ledge, used be in Amadeus every Monday with him, didn’t drink but David Preece, Mayer, Winters and Jamie M used to love a shandy.

 

Not sure if there is any footage but I still remember at Love Street one of the best bits of skill I’ve seen. Back to goal, defender right on him, stabbed the ball into the ground over his and the defenders head spun and volleyed it off the crossbar from 35 yards.

 

Would be still be getting replayed on Sky today had it went in.

[RAZOR]

I'm rising above it sir

 

I know fine well that alan the buffoon is just trying to goad me!

That's a ban right there.