shooftahmooftah Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 And he'd bring in Jim Traynor, Chick Young, Ian Durrant, and John Brown. He wouldn't bring in Nicola nodding donkey sturgeon and her Natzi side kick Ian blackford or communist Hamas supporter Corbyn he'd bring in Boris and gove you wouldn't have to worry about being in Europe and never qualifying for the group stages no more heartache no more pain. 1 4 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The huns aren't even that good, ive got a feeling that mcinnes worries about what the opposition can do to us rather than what we can do to them. 5 nil is utter wank, who gives a fuck if we're playing that pile of shit or the victims, its up to us to play and not concern ourselves with their bollocks. Weak. Is it just a feeling? . Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 He wouldn't bring in Nicola nodding donkey sturgeon and her Natzi side kick Ian blackford or communist Hamas supporter Corbyn he'd bring in Boris and gove you wouldn't have to worry about being in Europe and never qualifying for the group stages no more heartache no more pain. I didn't even know where to begin with a response to that, so I just -1'ed it instead. 2 1 Link to comment
eeps Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I didn't even know where to begin with a response to that, so I just -1'ed it instead.Why? Shooftacorrecto 2 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 He wouldn't bring in Nicola nodding donkey sturgeon and her Natzi side kick Ian blackford or communist Hamas supporter Corbyn he'd bring in Boris and gove you wouldn't have to worry about being in Europe and never qualifying for the group stages no more heartache no more pain.What does any of that even mean? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The huns aren't even that good, ive got a feeling that mcinnes worries about what the opposition can do to us rather than what we can do to them. 5 nil is utter wank, who gives a fuck if we're playing that pile of shit or the victims, its up to us to play and not concern ourselves with their bollocks. Weak. I've previously mentioned that I work with a lad who knows a couple of players and he told me that when we drew with Stranraer earlier in the year, his team talk consisted of talking about the speed and strength of the opposition striker. We were playing a part time team, he should have told them to run at them and rip them a new arsehole from the off not talk up a fucking postie. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 What does any of that even mean? I think it means that shooftah is out of the closet as a bootlicking, servile unionist and hater of his own country. Disappointing. 2 2 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 A hun, in other words. 2 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I've previously mentioned that I work with a lad who knows a couple of players and he told me that when we drew with Stranraer earlier in the year, his team talk consisted of talking about the speed and strength of the opposition striker. We were playing a part time team, he should have told them to run at them and rip them a new arsehole from the off not talk up a fucking postie.Come on now, we all fucking agree we need to attack and for some fucking reason we don’t. But why would he not be pointing out an oppositions strengths? Link to comment
TynesideDon Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Carrick had a Dons team poster on his wall as a kid. This was from some BBC thing circa 1994 ish. As for McLeish no thanks the football would be just as awful as McInnes.I'm from Wallsend, same as Michael Carrick. I'm a few years older than him but he was in my brothers year at school and they used to knock around together, and played in the same junior football team and although he was always a Newcastle United fan he did have a massive soft spot for Aberdeen. Used to wear the AFC kit on occasions at Wallsend Boys Club for training. If he's interested in getting into management it would be a great job for him. Fans are bored rigid. I couldn't believe the apathy in that away end yesterday. A big name like that would get people interested again which is what they need because people will soon start drifting away, as opposed to someone like McLeish which would just be more of the same. 1 Link to comment
Tord31 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 michael carrick is pie in the sky Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I think it means that shooftah is out of the closet as a bootlicking, servile unionist and hater of his own country. Disappointing. No it means he loves his country but doesn't want it destroyed by the scottish Natzi party SNP and the communist Hamas loving Corbyn party. One other thing MUTTON I don't lick anyone's boots. But it's a good boot kicking up the ass AFC needs at the moment. HUMPER. 2 2 Link to comment
TynesideDon Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 michael carrick is pie in the skyJust need Fergie to put in a word. Link to comment
Guest Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 No it means he loves his country but doesn't want it destroyed by the scottish Natzi party SNP and the communist Hamas loving Corbyn party. One other thing MUTTON I don't lick anyone's boots. But it's a good boot kicking up the ass AFC needs at the moment. HUMPER.Always fought your corner, Shooftah. Clearly you're a Russian bot here to infiltrate our democracy. Hun Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Top Shooftahing from the man. Absolutely beautiful, batshit mental nonsense from the man. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 He's clearly a fucking idiot, to be fair. 1 Link to comment
CalgaryDon Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Two years ago we finished 2nd ahead of The Rangers (who spent over 10 million on their squad that summer). Last season McInnes lost half his squad in the summer yet still reached the league cup final and the semi final of the Scottish cup (both took Celtic to beat us) and finished 4th only by goal difference (Kilmarnock's highest points tally ever). Kilmarnock also had a great amount of fortune on their side: The penalty awarded (was a dive) to them on the last day of the season, the Devlin sending off against Killie, etc. We also had an injury crisis last season from December onwards (GMS, Devlin, Gleeson, Wilson, Logan, Lewis etc all out for large parts of the season). I don't disagree that 4th isn't good enough for Aberdeen but you can't excuse these circumstances. We are currently 2 points behind 3rd having already played 3 of the top 6 from last season. We were incredibly unfortunate to lose to Hearts on Wednesday and I'd argue we deserved to win (Keena handled the ball for their equalizer). No excuse for the penalties. Yesterday was painful to watch. We have no midfield and that comes down to injuries. I think we'll beat Hibs at PittordrIe next week. Everyone will have returned from injury after the international break (apart from Wright and Ojo), things will settle down and we'll move back up the table. We have a strong side and I'd still believe its the strongest we've had to date with McInnes. Injuries are the issue not McInnes. 1 1 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The drugs must be rather potent in Canada 1 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Two years ago we finished 2nd ahead of The Rangers (who spent over 10 million on their squad that summer). Last season McInnes lost half his squad in the summer yet still reached the league cup final and the semi final of the Scottish cup (both took Celtic to beat us) and finished 4th only by goal difference (Kilmarnock's highest points tally ever). Kilmarnock also had a great amount of fortune on their side: The penalty awarded (was a dive) to them on the last day of the season, the Devlin sending off against Killie, etc. We also had an injury crisis last season from December onwards (GMS, Devlin, Gleeson, Wilson, Logan, Lewis etc all out for large parts of the season). I don't disagree that 4th isn't good enough for Aberdeen but you can't excuse these circumstances. We are currently 2 points behind 3rd having already played 3 of the top 6 from last season. We were incredibly unfortunate to lose to Hearts on Wednesday and I'd argue we deserved to win (Keena handled the ball for their equalizer). No excuse for the penalties. Yesterday was painful to watch. We have no midfield and that comes down to injuries. I think we'll beat Hibs at PittordrIe next week. Everyone will have returned from injury after the international break (apart from Wright and Ojo), things will settle down and we'll move back up the table. We have a strong side and I'd still believe its the strongest we've had to date with McInnes. Injuries are the issue not McInnes. Hmmm Link to comment
TynesideDon Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 That's settled then. Michael Carrick is the next Aberdeen manager because he sort of knows TynesideDon's brother from school.You still think we'll get relegated you absolute fucking knacker! Nice to see you still hold that strange obsession with me as well pal. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Doesn't mean he's not a great poster thoughI totally admire his indefatigability. Not everyone wants to read his verbal diarrhoea though, even if I think it's funny as fuck. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I also find diarrhoea a terrible word to spell.Snap. Always need a couple of attempts. Often my attempts are so bad that the spellcheck feature won't even suggest the correct spelling. Link to comment
CalgaryDon Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 The drugs must be rather potent in Canada Any news from Scott S? 3 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Any news from Scott S?He’s out for my last week so il see what he’s got to say about Saturday 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Come on now, we all fucking agree we need to attack and for some fucking reason we don’t. But why would he not be pointing out an oppositions strengths? Sorry, I forgot to mention that the opposition strengths was all he talked about, the players went out all timid, worried about the opposition rather than DMC sending them out all fired up. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 No it means he loves his country but doesn't want it destroyed by the scottish Natzi party SNP and the communist Hamas loving Corbyn party. One other thing MUTTON I don't lick anyone's boots. But it's a good boot kicking up the ass AFC needs at the moment. HUMPER. You don't lick boots, you lick windows though! 1 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I like Shooftah. Never understand the shit he gets from folk. I like him too. Has some decent moments. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I like him too. Has some decent moments. You need to wade through a hellava load of shite to find the odd diamond though. Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 You need to wade through a hellava load of shite to find the odd diamond though. But look at the end result after wading through all the shite when you finally hold that diamond in your hand. Now getting back to AFC our team and manager they haven't only been wading through shite lately they have been playing shite and there won't be a diamond to find until all the Shite has got rid of. ???? 1 Link to comment
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