Sooper-hanz Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 I spent ten minutes agonising over tinsel colours today. I’m so bent. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 ^ loved Eagle Eye Cherry Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 Going to get all the shopping done early this year boys. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 yev goat these boys under yer thumbs of ye cin bate thim wi that line I hope you meant 'bait' AK. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Are you an early gift buyer No do you hate the festive season I hate aspects of meaningless, secular christmas. I like real Christmas. what do you hope to get as a gift Im way past this tbh. Maybe a bottle of Remy Martin or something. are your relatives cunts? Aye but better cunts than most. Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 No offence to my Torry friends. Recognise anyone Minj? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 week subscription to DWT. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 No offence to my Torry friends.Recognise anyone Minj?Boy far right threatening all comers last week at the bus station circa 06:17. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 Here - has anyone dug up any terrific gifts for under 20 quid? Im down to buying for pricks I'd rather not purchase for; but without fail, the arseholes always hook me up, so obligation is enforced. So aye - hook me up. Cheers in advance. £20 is a lot for cunts that are just that.., cunts. I'll up to spend £20 on folk I really like. Suggestions.., hmm.,what about this.. it ticks a few boxes, it's different, its useful and is definitely a talking point. https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/202471829221?chn=ps Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 How about a small paper bag just filled with loose change? The kind of smash that just sits in your pocket. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Smiffys 22833 Long Beard and Tash - Brown https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000MHK894/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_lPvdCbFSZBDB3 For all your Rasputin beard needs Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Promise to hook them up with all the Tunisian league action they can handle. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Tunisian league action That has to be a euphemism , surely to fuck? 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Christmas shopping is easy when the bairns are grown up and its ASDA vouchers all round. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Christmas shopping is easy when the bairns are grown up and its ASDA vouchers all round. Thats true actually. Maybe not the ASDA vouchers bit, but it's a piece of cake once they're by about 14. Money , clothes. new phone maybe. piece of piss Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Papa don't preach is a classic tbf Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 had and wore Madonna wristbands.^fag Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 La Isla Bonita her greatest work Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 True Blue was her strongest album. Although I grew into a rock lord I was a fan of Madonna as a young boy. I masturbated about her and also had and wore Madonna wristbands. Had a mate that wore legwarmers. Good looking laddie, like.. but by fuck he needed a proper kicking. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Are you Andrew Ridgeley? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Are you Andrew Ridgeley? Didn't you ask me that Last Christmas? 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Are you Andrew Ridgeley? Told this story before but a boy I worked with years ago on one of the Brent rigs (Nicknamed Cowboy and complete fantasist) had a good Madonna and Ridgely story. Said he was once married to Linda Lusardi but that's a different tale.Anyway When Madonna was due to be getting married to Guy Ritchie we asked if he was going to the wedding. Not invited as him and Andy had a big fallout with Madonna years earlier as she had stolen the lyrics to one of their songs they wrote together. Andy? Who's Andy.Andrew Ridgely. Turns out Cowboy was the drummer in Wham. Madonna stole the lyrics of "Like a Virgin" from them and they've never spoken since. Complete bollocks but he actually believes it. Madder than mad Jack McMad winner of last year's mad man contest. Some machine. Used to travel on the train home wearing a vicar's collar and tell everyone he was a man of the church. Would give Millerman a run for his money with the stories. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Told this story before but a boy I worked with years ago on one of the Brent rigs (Nicknamed Cowboy and complete fantasist) had a good Madonna and Ridgely story. Said he was once married to Linda Lusardi but that's a different tale.Anyway When Madonna was due to be getting married to Guy Ritchie we asked if he was going to the wedding. Not invited as him and Andy had a big fallout with Madonna years earlier as she had stolen the lyrics to one of their songs they wrote together. Andy? Who's Andy.Andrew Ridgely. Turns out Cowboy was the drummer in Wham. Madonna stole the lyrics of "Like a Virgin" from them and they've never spoken since. Complete bollocks but he actually believes it. Madder than mad Jack McMad winner of last year's mad man contest. Some machine. Used to travel on the train home wearing a vicar's collar and tell everyone he was a man of the church. Would give Millerman a run for his money with the stories.Is the Lusardi story better? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Is the Lusardi story better? No. He just claimed he was married to her. Happier times when the internet was just a baby and difficult to disprove such nonsense. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 No. He just claimed he was married to her. Happier times when the internet was just a baby and difficult to disprove such nonsense.You meet some right crack pots in the offshore game. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 You meet some right crack pots in the offshore game. He was off the scale. The vicar's collar thing was unreal. Why would you bother with such a thing? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Back in the day eh worked with a guy who claimed he'd played 20 minutes for West Ham. He'd come on as a sub, scored 2 goals against Liverpool, been the hero of the day and then did his knee and had to retire. 8 years later he was 20 stone, worked in IT and could barely climb stairs. We kept asking him about the players of that time and he'd reel off all sorts of shite about them. He really believed it all. Even when confronted with a West Ham annual where he didn't even feature he maintained his story. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Back in the day eh worked with a guy who claimed he'd played 20 minutes for West Ham. He'd come on as a sub, scored 2 goals against Liverpool, been the hero of the day and then did his knee and had to retire. 8 years later he was 20 stone, worked in IT and could barely climb stairs. We kept asking him about the players of that time and he'd reel off all sorts of shite about them. He really believed it all. Even when confronted with a West Ham annual where he didn't even feature he maintained his story. Believable story for a change after seeing the fucking state of Darren Mackie recently. Fat fucking mess. Link to comment
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