Hoppy

Has she been cloned?

Nonsense

Nonsense

You hammering the Nik Nak grab bags again?

Imagine having three others. Unreal.

Sensational. Imagine having players like that these days.

And then the Champions League.

Tom English is an imbicile. I'm not sure he's said anything of value other than when he tore Alex Rae a new one when he claimed, after they died, that 'the Scottish league needs a strong Rainjursh'.

You play with fire, you get burned Parko

Ryan Duncan is absolutely bollocks

Polvara. It’s time.

Hi Michael Stewart, are you going to make an arse of yourself on Sportsound again today?

Who gives a fuck if he's boring or entertaining as long as he's winning football matches. Managers talk too much theses days anyway.

Something, something about chips wasn't it?

He'd get driven into work every morning in the boot of a car. Drunken bum.