Used to be a Treasure hunt to find my car on a Monday morning. Would just abandon it somewhere where you didn’t have to pay as close to home as possible at 4 on a Friday. Go and get smashed for three days and then have no idea where the fuck it was.
Worst one I did was drive home hammered one night after walking home past where my car was parked then woke up with the car in front of the house.....how did that get there? Never took my car keys with me after that if touching booze