Match Thread Motherwell Vs Aberdeen 28Th Feb

[Guest]

 

Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite)

 

Pepe Raining

Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths

Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett

Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale

Want to poke my eyes out having read that.

[V for Vendetta]

Larges for my feet and an xxxl for my ding ding.

Cosy sounding ;-)

[shut up meg]

Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite)

Pepe Raining

Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths

Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett

Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale

You're better than that hanz.

[shut up meg]

I'm calling shite, you dropped a big steaming one, just accept it and move on.

[shut up meg]

I'm not judging you hanz, let's move on and forget it ever happened.

[V for Vendetta]

Theo Ten Hats was good work.

 

The rest, well, must do better.

[redstrummer]

 

Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite)

 

Pepe Raining

Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths

Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett

Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale

 

You need to get out more bud

[muttonhumper]

I appreciate the effort you made Sooper-hanz.

 

Don't you change.

[Guest milne_afc]

Theo Ten Hats was good work.

 

The rest, well, must do better.

+1

Was very good

[mcdougall(4)]

They should make an early decision on the game with the weather but they won't and cos it's on sky it'll go ahead no matter in all likelihood

[fine-n-dandy]

Can i just add that the 'Jesus making the bench' gag was fucking genius from me though. Whoever -1d that is either A.CS Sheep B. A prick or C . both.

If Jesus had been a carpenter it would have been funny.

 

Mary could manage the whole team but that is virgin on dodgey territory

 

Edit. I wasn't the one that -1'd you but I will go back & do it now because I am a prick

[fine-n-dandy]

FUCKING horrendous

This sites in danger

Site is/'s

 

Leave then before it gets too bad

[vanderark14]

THAT was some exile.

You’ve fairly got him riled up, he’s not coping at all

[fine-n-dandy]

It's not funny you fucking twat

You are honestly, eye bleeding to read

Bebo and the site have a problem as the big hitters have left, I think I'm about to and there will be countless others

All that will be left is vacuous, banal primary 3 level SHITE

You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, I know your parents will be

It's serious

He is vermin

And not coping?

I am about to log off here and finish painting my upcoming child's room, go to bed with my pregnant wife and watch tv for a bit in my stunning fully (now) renovated 1850s house

Him?

He will still be on here verbally diahorreing

I'm winning

He has lost

Ha ha ha. Gets some burd up the duff & he thinks he's matured enough & a football forum should now only be used for serious chat only & not for solving all of his lifes problems anymore

[fine-n-dandy]

I enjoyed them.

Jim Wett I liked.

He got subbed by Willo Flood

[robbojunior]

The big hitters

 

Hahahahhaha what a serpent

[Mouse]

This game being postponed could be a blessing in disguise

[maryhilldon]

The big hitters

Hahahahhaha what a serpent

He's getting worse, some kind of breakdown i think.

[fine-n-dandy]

Qualifications and experience.

. Online Big Hitter

Imagine what he will do if Big Hatter Logan leaves.

 

That could be the straw that breaks the camel toes water

[fine-n-dandy]

"Some burd"

IF that doncom clown is indeed your partner then it would explain a lot

My wife and in sure most folk on here's wife thinks it's sad and immature spending time on a football forum

If yours is actually ON here too?

Wow- sums up the quality of person you and your inner circle are

Yet you do tend to spend an awful lot of time on here between breakdowns

[fine-n-dandy]

I though you were away to do some mature stuff anyway?

[fine-n-dandy]

Frantic Miller

[vanderark14]

Despite having him on ignore I can see MT has had another meltdown.

 

FnD, his partner and hanz have done one hell of a job in winding him up.

 

Great entertainment.

[fine-n-dandy]

Despite having him on ignore I can see MT has had another meltdown.

FnD, his partner and hanz have done one hell of a job in winding him up.

Great entertainment.

I dread to think what he will do if he accidentally spills the paint tin over on his fine old wood floors when he's painting his 160 year old walls tonight.

The roller will be through the window like a fkn rocket

[fine-n-dandy]

All done, no probs

Thanks for your concern though xx

My main concern was for all the neighbours (most likely) high end luxury cars in the vicinity of your window

[fine-n-dandy]

All in their 4 car garages mate don't worry

Phew.

[Stoneybloke]

It will be postponed by the beast from the east.

[fine-n-dandy]

Given that there were no cars on the road in 1850, why would they have any need for a garage never mind a 4 car one?

Converted stables min ffs. THINK about it

[DelMonte]

It's serious

 

He is vermin

 

And not coping?

 

I am about to log off here and finish painting my upcoming child's room, go to bed with my pregnant wife and watch tv for a bit in my stunning fully (now) renovated 1850s house

 

Him?

 

He will still be on here verbally diahorreing

 

I'm winning

 

He has lost

Just to get that cringey tattoo lazered off and you'll be sorted pal.

 

[DelMonte]

2-1 to the good guys tomorrow. GMS brace.