Thread O Mass Shootings

[BrianFaePerth]

Wit happend in the twa meenits afore ye decided tae retract yer comment, a wee chinge eh hert? When a cunt edits a post ayewis check how long it taks fir thim tae dae it, ye kin see if thir deeper hinks dwellers or spur eh the moment cunts

 

Eh had a fail-proof solution, problem is if some cunt took it seriously. This site has previous for that.

[Poodler]

 

Eh had a fail-proof solution, problem is if some cunt took it seriously. This site has previous for that.

 

Just said say 'lol' at the end

[Ke1t]

Ere's um. Clearly mentally ill.

 

 

 

His face is way too small for his head.

 

Probably not relevant to the shenanigans.

 

But I know I'd have ripped the pish out of him about it until he snapped and went on a killing spree.

 

Maybe it IS relevant, then.

[Chewie37]

The wife's cousin argued with me that British folk should be armed with guns, that would stop knife crime.........

[shut up meg]

I take it that you burst out laughing when the cousin said this.

[The Boofon]

The wife's cousin argued with me that British folk should be armed with guns, that would stop knife crime.........

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army.

 

Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter.

 

A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range.

 

This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel?

[BrianFaePerth]

US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army.

 

Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter.

 

A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range.

 

This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel?

The solution eh hastily removed in case someone took it seriously was less drastic than this.

[shut up meg]

US Headteachers should all be issued with Forward Observers and Radio Teams from the US Army.

 

Then, if a shooting incident should occur at the school,they would be able to quickly call in Artillery strikes on the school grounds in order to eliminate or drive off the shooter.

 

A single Artillery battery could be standing-by to execute fire missions on several schoolyards within range.

 

This is a much better idea than improved gun control. Who is going to take a sidearm to an Artillery duel?

 

Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS.

[Chewie37]

I take it that you burst out laughing when the cousin said this.

I certainly stifled mirth as long as I could. Unfortunately I realised he was being serious

Hehe aye WIFE (MT™)

[Parklife]

 

Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS.

I'm genuinely not sure either...

[1903Fitba]

No such thing as losers/everybody is a winner

Masculinity being frowned upon

Pharmacy’s smashing kids full of shite cause they have too much energy

Technology

 

 

Same shit here but with knives. Banning guns is laughable.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Going by some of your other posts, I'm not sure if you are joking here or not CS.

I'm genuinely not sure either...

Listen to you both!

 

Had I been serious I would have had helicopter gunships pounding the shooter(s) - much more accurate than Arty

[Ke1t]

I saw Mass Shooting in Aberdeen and thought, "Aye... some simple bumpkin has lost his shit and drove his tractor into toon to plug a few toonsers with his antique double barrel shotgun, the thick fuckin' teuchter." 

 

Then I saw it was Aberdeen in Maryland and I thought, "Aye... business as usual, then."

 

FFS

[Ke1t]

Cans. 

 

The shooter, not you KE1T. 

 

Some folk just can't handle the modern world, I think.  It might be ten years of a shite job in a cubicle on the 30th floor of some nondescript skyscraper downtown.. some junior jobsworth supervisor gets on your arse over something petty one time too many,  and you're off to the gunshop on the 29th floor during your lunch break to get tooled up for an afternoon of stress relief.

 

Some of the shapes of folk in this country, though, and it might be something as innocuous as someone wearing a pair of Nikes that sets a cunt aff on a killing spree. 

 

Personally I think people just need to calm the fuck down. 

[dave_min]

Has anybody offered thoughts and prayers?

[tiktak]

When they hear there's a suspected terrorist in a school or workplace, shopping mall or whatever just send in a drone and bomb the fuck out of it. That's what they do when it's anywhere else.

[shut up meg]

^^^^

 

Not all the time but they have done it quite a few times.

 

https://www.thenation.com/article/us-has-bombed-least-eight-wedding-parties-2001/

[shut up meg]

^^^^

 

Fair enough, do a quick google search and I'm sure you'll find alternative sources as well.

[shut up meg]

The Guardian mentions a drone strike that hit a wedding.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/01/obama-drones-strikes-civilian-deaths

 

Huffington Post

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/civilian-deaths-drone-strikes_us_561fafe2e4b028dd7ea6c4ff

 

Washington Post

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/yemeni-victims-of-us-military-drone-strike-get-more-than-1million-in-compensation/2014/08/18/670926f0-26e4-11e4-8593-da634b334390_story.html?utm_term=.4ab2aacd89a6

[Chewie37]

Does FnD count as a drone?

[Don Fonte]

Nope

 

Try something else

Tried your missus. She tastes worse than meat paste.

[The Buzzard]

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[The Buzzard]

Piccalilli ? Mustard?

Probably my favourite circus.

[Chewie37]

Probably my favourite circus.

What about Jeremy Beadle and his small hand?

[Poodler]

Mine is the boy who played Ian Dury

 

Gr8 actor.

 

Dirty hun though

[shut up meg]

I don't like those sources

 

You don't like or trust The Washington Post, Guardian or Huffington Post.

Log out or post less, you are contributing nothing.

[Don Fonte]

Hilarious that

 

You're split from yours aye?

Wouldn't you like to know sugar.

[shut up meg]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

 

Cheers

 

+1

 

Joey Deacon must be flattered by you every day chum.

[Don Fonte]

You strike me as the kind of guy who would be

I'm blessed you take time to think about me Cribbs.