For Fecks Sake Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Birds who post photos of themselves but add filters like stars, flowers around their heads etc. Fuck off with that pish. Actually anyone who uses filters on their photos. A girl from my work is always posting photos of herself on Instagram that makes her look a solid 8/10 while in reality she's a sour faced boot. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I agree with that completely. It's false advertising and misleading. Link to comment
BWG Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The super close up of the face as well, so you can't see how morbidly obese they actually are. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 The super close up of the face as well, so you can't see how morbidly obese they actually are. Fuck, that reminds me of meeting a bird who I spoke with online about 15 years ago. She looked alright from the pics she sent. The alarm bells should have been ringing when there were no full length images, and just shoulders up. She turned out to be a fat horrid mess. She turned up with a gay male friend and tried holding my hand as I furiously tried to find a way to get rid of her. Thankfully I had mates out in another club so I deserted her. Never again. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Birds who post photos of themselves but add filters like stars, flowers around their heads etc. Fuck off with that pish. Actually anyone who uses filters on their photos. A girl from my work is always posting photos of herself on Instagram that makes her look a solid 8/10 while in reality she's a sour faced boot. I've noticed that the birds now post pictures of themselves with dog or cat face filters. Bunch of fucking nonsense. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I've noticed that the birds now post pictures of themselves with dog or cat face filters. Bunch of fucking nonsense. A couple of years ago in Edinburgh, a bird in the pub started trying to do selfies with these stupid fucking filters where it changes your face to shit like that, was doing a bee filter and making buzzing noises.........fucking idiot Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 A couple of years ago in Edinburgh, a bird in the pub started trying to do selfies with these stupid fucking filters where it changes your face to shit like that, was doing a bee filter and making buzzing noises.........fucking idiotStill happening. Nothing’s changed! 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 A couple of years ago in Edinburgh, a bird in the pub started trying to do selfies with these stupid fucking filters where it changes your face to shit like that, was doing a bee filter and making buzzing noises.........fucking idiotTry and fuck her? 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 A couple of years ago in Edinburgh, a bird in the pub started trying to do selfies with these stupid fucking filters where it changes your face to shit like that, was doing a bee filter and making buzzing noises.........fucking idiotShould have told her to bee hive herself. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I would have told her to buzz off. 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Should have caught her in a jar and made wee holes in the lid. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 People who try get near the juker/ alexa when a sultan is in the vicinity I'll do the music. You just sit there and enjoy Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Try and fuck her?Nah, went for the hotter, less annoying mate instead Link to comment
ebbe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 People who try get near the juker/ alexa when a sultan is in the vicinity I'll do the music. You just sit there and enjoyWord. Some bint told to step off earlier as I unleashed hell on the listening public. Ian Brown Stellify and James Born of frustration. 1 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Barbers where it now seems to be the case that it’s a salon and younger lads come in and get all their fancy fucking styles done. A barbers should be a no questions asked short back and sides option or a razor right over the dome if you’re that way inclined. Keep the queue moving people, we all have things to be doing, not watching some wee prick get his hair ponced up then proceed to fire a baseball cap on as soon as he is out the chair. Can you tell I am sitting in a barbers just now!? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Barbers where it now seems to be the case that it’s a salon and younger lads come in and get all their fancy fucking styles done. A barbers should be a no questions asked short back and sides option or a razor right over the dome if you’re that way inclined. Keep the queue moving people, we all have things to be doing, not watching some wee prick get his hair ponced up then proceed to fire a baseball cap on as soon as he is out the chair. Can you tell I am sitting in a barbers just now!?Gotta make sure you're first there fella. Im always there 8:20 ready for them opening. First in the chair and hame by 9 with a beautifully shiny heid. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Gotta make sure you're first there fella. Im always there 8:20 ready for them opening. First in the chair and hame by 9 with a beautifully shiny heid.Yeah that’s my normal tactic but had a few errands to attend to earlier today. Think they were training some new boy too and he was slow as fuck. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Yeah that’s my normal tactic but had a few errands to attend to earlier today. Think they were training some new boy too and he was slow as fuck.I went straight from work last time. Left sharp so I was there at half 3 thinking id avoid the rush. Had to wait over an hour. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 The Bantz is amazing though. Where you going on holiday this year? Get my fucking Barnet sorted. I don’t give a flying fuck about you going to your sisters for tea later on. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Barbers where it now seems to be the case that it’s a salon and younger lads come in and get all their fancy fucking styles done. A barbers should be a no questions asked short back and sides option or a razor right over the dome if you’re that way inclined. Keep the queue moving people, we all have things to be doing, not watching some wee prick get his hair ponced up then proceed to fire a baseball cap on as soon as he is out the chair. Can you tell I am sitting in a barbers just now!?Just let your hair fall out and trim the rest yourself, saves going to the barbers and money too, win win.......other than the Phil Mitchell look........ Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 The Bantz is amazing though. Where you going on holiday this year? Get my fucking Barnet sorted. I don’t give a flying fuck about you going to your sisters for tea later on. I went straight from work last time. Left sharp so I was there at half 3 thinking id avoid the rush. Had to wait over an hour.@@dazzy_deff did you hear the GA one where one of his daughters boyfriends called the house asking for her and while waiting tried to make polite conversation with GA. “I hear it was your wife’s birthday, did you take her anywhere nice.” “ Aye......up the arse” 1 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Just let your hair fall out and trim the rest yourself, saves going to the barbers and money too, win win.......other than the Phil Mitchell look........It’s certainly thinning but think I have a few hair cuts left in me yet! 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 People (orientals) that wear those ridiculous dust masks. Take it off it’s not 1880s London and you look preposterous. Places (cafes) that are cash only. Get a card machine ffs Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 31, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 31, 2019 People (orientals) that wear those ridiculous dust masks. Take it off it’s not 1880s London and you look preposterous. Places (cafes) that are cash only. Get a card machine ffsSecond sentence - there's a reason they don't have a card machine. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Folk that dinna have a voice mail. Point in that. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Getting stabbed at KC shoppies Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Whilst trying to mug someone haha Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Folk that dinna have a voice mail. Point in that.I disagree I never listen to voicemails. Can’t be fucked as it usually total shit from some random sales company. If someone needs to get hold of me that I know they can text or send me an email. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 What if somebody called to say they love you? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I’d tell the prick to fuck off and ask why when I sent him a cheese grater for his birthday he never replied. Link to comment
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