Sooper-hanz Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 @@RAZOR. When is it nomination time matey? Can i suggest a new category ? Limerick of the year ! MEGALOLZ New categories could also include 'Poster who should lay off the cans' and 'Best @police post". Can we also have a special one off award to Cheesepipes and his remark about Pat Butcher having an arsehole like 'a grinding disc'? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 ^on the cans. Probably causing trouble @police Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Which thread are the limericks in, again?There was a bad man called "Mobby", Who was scratching around in the lobby, He couldn't find the place of the Limerick, Because he's quite thick, So instead he just went for a jobby. 4 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 No cans were harmed in the creation of this thread . The limericks are all over the place . Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 It's always December 1st bud. Cheesepipes has already had two rewards retired with him over the last few years. 'Funniest poster''Biggest Deviant poster' His services are recognised. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 There once was an internet football forum poster called ParklifeHe hadn't had a ride in his lifeHe talked tactics onlineInstead of chasing the quineAnd now he'll never find a wifeYou canna' rhyme "life" with "life" ffs. Must do better: D- 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 It's always December 1st bud. Cheesepipes has already had two rewards retired with him over the last few years. 'Funniest poster''Biggest Deviant poster' His services are recognised.Think the categories should be reopened to keep folk on their toes ,especially the deviant one.Arabian Knight must be up there for shaving the artificial pubes off a piece of latex . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 He's past his sell by date.Aye, he maybe just peaked too early to be considered. Timing has to be spot on ,akin to releasing a record for a Xmas number 1. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Agree with ginger pubes. He may be a hot contender for another certain category though. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 There once was a poster called ParkyWas offended by the use of word darkie. I am very sorry, now that is the truth.So let's just be friends you cock gobbling poof. That was a genuine olive branch Parklife. I've no problem with any poster on here. It's an internet forum, can't be taking nonsense spouted too seriously. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 A classic ^^^ saw a recent photo of that lady . Aged somewhat . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 Would a visible pissflap enhance or degrade that classic photo ? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 What about an award for "Poster who keeps posting...and posting...and posting..................." Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 We need @@Roberto to be back big on oil again so he can take his self proclaimed king of daytime poster award. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 We need @@Roberto to be back big on oil again so he can take his self proclaimed king of daytime poster award.@@dave_min is massive in the daytime posting game. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 you really need to up your game Arabian knight got boring after 3 months of the same stuff, you've been the same since inception poorYou on the other hand are a breath of fresh air buddy. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 A daring young Weegie called MillertimePosts more nonsense than most during daytime.Though his shoulders are broadHis brain’s a bit odd;So they’ve placed the poor fucker in quarantine. 2 2 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Boofon challenging for POTY, totally upped his game. Could we add a most annoying dundonian &weegie categoryI think the committee have already signed off on all categories but I'll check. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 the main difference here chief is ive evolved I no longer need validation, hence changing my posting style I, therefore, am not similar at all - poor posting there mateI never said you were similar. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 A daring young Weegie called MillertimePosts more nonsense than most during daytime.Though his shoulders are broadHis brains a bit odd;So theyve placed the poor fucker in quarantine. Doesn't work . 1 1 Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Doesn't work . You mean depending on the pronunciation of 'quarantine'? It can be pronounced in such a way as to rhyme with 'brine'. I've definitely heard it pronounced that way before. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 aye like most of the lyricists and wannabe wordsmiths on here it winna be troubling pop idol any time soon Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 aye like most of the lyricists and wannabe wordsmiths on here it winna be troubling pop idol any time soon Are they big on limericks on Pop Idol, aye? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 aye like most of the lyricists and wannabe wordsmiths on here it winna be troubling pop idol any time soonDoes Gareth Gates have a bigger gap in his front teeth than you? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 You mean depending on the pronunciation of 'quarantine'? It can be pronounced in such a way as to rhyme with 'brine'. I've definitely heard it pronounced that way before. Like I said, doesn't work . Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Bloots, how do you pronounce Findochty ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 As Tuppy was sat in his cell,He noticed a horrible smell,The person before ,Had pished on the floor ,And shat on the mattress as well . 3 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 FnD up there for me this year. He just makes me laugh with his writing style/shit he speaks. Could tell me my whole family are dead and I'd chuckle. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 FnD up there for me this year. He just makes me laugh with his writing style/shit he speaks. Could tell me my whole family are dead and I'd chuckle.He's normally a hot contender for a few awards, none of the them about his humour. 1 Link to comment
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