perthshirered

I thought the iron curtain disappeared with the collapse of the Soviet Union and the Eastern bloc. It's alive and well in the north east apparently and this time it's different Reds in charge. Happy days.

Devlin needs released. His last couple of months have been ghastly.

I see that coming out of the EU has had a massive impact on the fishing quotas in the North East. There are some crackers in here that would have John McEnroe churning out his most celebrated line over and over again.

Sokler is merely a Slavic Simon Murray.

Chicken Paprikash will be featuring on my plate later today. Simple, yet doss.

I'd thrown in Ramsay too.

The guy is fantastic, everything about him is quality. His movement is excellent and with purpose, his finishing is, generally, very good. He brings others into play, he's good up front on his own and he can play with others, like when Duk was interested. He's a very intelligent player and we should be going upwards of £8 million. The Huns don't have that, Celtic do but won't pay it, whoever, but we appear better at getting decent fees than previously.

We are way below that "mid-table dross" that you talk of, not sure what you'd class us as.

Surely he'd have no choice but to go over and review the footage.

I'd imagine that would be the case but you know it's simple to spot a foul and they take the easy option every time. There is absolutely zero chance of a foul up the other end and they have their penalty. We are stuck with our shitey refs but I see no reason why Var can't be run fae a hub somewhere in Europe where some cunt fae Latvia or Moldova doesn't give two fucks about Celtic and Rangers.

That's what Robertson gave, I think. That's the easy option which they always take, give a cheap free kick and let var take over. They are cowardly bastards.

He must've had a great vest.

It was close, thought it was on the line but that rule is shite then, the Dundee player played it and if it hadn't been handled he'd have been through.

An obvious handball by Souttar reviewed by VAR, nothing to see. Outrageous decision.

No, you miss my point. If he was any good he would stand out in one of the worst sides in years, he is obviously easy below the required standard. I'm not local, I couldn't give a fuck if they come from Aberdeen, Aberystwyth or Addis Ababa, you think folk stand there booing and are like "wait a minute, he's from Bridge of Don, I'd better just add another couple of decibels onto my boos."