Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Serious question: Do you miss proper football? (The A-League isn't that) 

Serious answer: no.

Havent watched a full game of any football in years, regardless of country. Have watched a few mins of A League and it was boring.

Havent seen a second of the Euros.

Football is not what it was.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Havent seen a second of the Euros.

That's utterly pathetic 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's utterly pathetic 

Why, what did eh miss? Scotland gloriously failed as usual. England were winners after the first game. Just a question of it being Germany or France who emerge the real winners.

Why would eh waste my time on that?

[Quagmire]

10 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Modrin day fitba players:

pink ballet pumps instead of boots☑️

Shave yir legs☑️

Hair band☑️

Socks up over yir knees☑️

?

Describing others players as “a joke, bruv” does my head in for some reason. Being a joke was never a good thing playing fitba growing up. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

See also anything that’s apparently “sick” although that seems to have trended off again.

[Poodler]

6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Describing others players as “a joke, bruv” does my head in for some reason. Being a joke was never a good thing playing fitba growing up. 

A ‘baller’ is a strange new term aswell

[manboobs109]

I've been enjoying the Euros but I don't watch a nanosecond of the chat before or after. Does my swede in.

Somecunt was on about someone's "goal involvements" being the best in Europe the other day during a commentary. Goal involvements?! Get fucked.

[Fridge]

Got a notification from my phone (iPhone check me) busting my balls about listening to too much music on my headphones at high volume!

Fuck you Apple, I’ve walked off worse than tinnitus.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I've been enjoying the Euros but I don't watch a nanosecond of the chat before or after. Does my swede in.

Somecunt was on about someone's "goal involvements" being the best in Europe the other day during a commentary. Goal involvements?! Get fucked.

Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? 

Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia?

Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. 

[Poodler]

If it’s good music, it can’t be too loud 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Toilet air fresheners. The smell of that mixed in with shite is worse than the stench of the shite on its own. 

The crystal blocks used in some pub urinals like my local's are a horrible invention. They are truly honking and pointless.

[YorkDon]

Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in  front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest.

He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was.

[Joe pike]

Free kicks where a player lies down behind the wall.

Also players who turn their back when trying to block a shot.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

21 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in  front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest.

He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was.

Hope you took his order last

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The ones that look like pineapple chunks but taste FUCK ALL like them?

Aye, that's them. Lifebuoy specials. 

[Zeus]

Love Island. Starts tonight so I'm told. 

 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? 

Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia?

Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. 

To be fair and I may be wrong here but when they are on about a low block are they nae meaning defending deep rather than a high defence line?

Load of wank regardless.

[Poodler]

Adults in shell suits. 
 

come away 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

To be fair and I may be wrong here but when they are on about a low block are they nae meaning defending deep rather than a high defence line?

Load of wank regardless.

Aye, he wouldn't have caught on about what they were talking about as he was probably raging over a successful black lady being on TV. 

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in  front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest.

He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was.

Serves yi right for fucking about. 

[Redforever86]

14 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

Why would eh waste my time on that?

What do you prefer to do with your time? Hang around with the neighbours you hate cause your wife tells you and post on AFC Chat?

[WesthillWanderersFC]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? 

Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia?

Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. 

If you’re going to get annoyed at the phrase “low block”, surely it’s a pre-requisite that you actually knows what it means, which you clearly don’t. 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Serves yi right for fucking about. 

That’s probably what he was thinking.

I was hesitating cos I always pick the wrong fucking queue.

 

The phrase “game management” that has crept into the game the last wee while.Hearing it in the Holland v Czech game.It’s being said by the hun cunt McCoist, so maybe that’s making it worse.

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

That’s probably what he was thinking.

I was hesitating cos I always pick the wrong fucking queue.

 

The phrase “game management” that has crept into the game the last wee while.Hearing it in the Holland v Czech game.It’s being said by the hun cunt McCoist, so maybe that’s making it worse.

The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. 

Fucking annoying phrase.

Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”.

Fuck the Huns

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I don't watch much football.  In fact hardly fucking any, and defo not with commentary.  I did watch the Scotchland v Ingloid game and although I hate McCoist cos he is a fat Hun fucking Hun fat fuck.....

I was very impressed with he and his colleague in the commentary team - some Ingloid belter.

Seems a decent bastard and good at doing commentary. 

 

Ah no. 

Disgusting hun sympathising bastard.

[Fridge]

31 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. 

Fucking annoying phrase.

Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”.

Fuck the Huns

First cup final I was at 89, Masons double. The “cheeky chappy” Hun fuck’s dive was outrageous.

 

[Parklife]

Aye. He's not a "decent bastard" at all. He's a fucking wank who, despite being a fucking wank, has managed to cultivate an image as a "decent bastard". 

Hun cunt. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

53 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. 

Fucking annoying phrase.

Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”.

Fuck the Huns

I don’t mind “ask the question” when we did/do.  Pisses you off hearing it when we just spent 90 minutes with 10 men behind the ball in our own half going down 0-1 to fucking Hamilton.

[For Fecks Sake]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Aye. He's not a "decent bastard" at all. He's a fucking wank who, despite being a fucking wank, has managed to cultivate an image as a "decent bastard". 

Hun cunt. 

Can we have at least one night we don't have to include Millertime in a conversation ?

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cans (and rap) 

Not at all man. You like McCoist?