Latest Purchase Thread

[Chewie37]

I think you'd better calm down chewie son

I’m serenely calm......just been to the spa!

[shut up meg]

Faither out of interest have you ever been knocked out or involved in an accident that caused a lot of whiplash? 

 

 

Aye, have you ever been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?  If so.., sook ma dick. 

 

@@Dad, out of interest, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[minijc]

I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him.

[shut up meg]

I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him.

 

I agree however the auld cunt should get himself along to the doctors and get checked out.

Also, he's stated earlier on this weeks that he hardly takes any time off.

Do yourself a favour pops and take a fortnight off and get away from the coalface, no place of work is worth losing your health over.

[Zeus]

Terrific!

[shut up meg]

Nah fuck that - I'm going to keep going till i just can't anymore, then see how far good will gets me.

 

 

Fair enough, now answer my question #8509

[1903Fitba]

Farther sounds like a bit of a bent shot to me.

 

Either a) do what’s best for your health or b) take your dear diary else where.

[Don Fonte]

 

Tonic water for the wife she's on the gin

 

Lucozade / alka selzer for me in case I'm hanging - MM is picking me up at 7.30 the morn.

Wee prick.

[Chewie37]

I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him.

Possibly a couple of ribs removed?

[RAZOR]

How old are you @@Dad? Im guessing you're probably 42-45?

I thought around 12-13

[BrianFaePerth]

I thought around 12-13

That's his preference

[alscotoz]

That's his preference

 

That was good.

[Chewie37]

Not happening chewie - dream on.

Only trying to make sure you're happy @@Dad #selfservice

[looksgoodinred]

that's such a great word. oxters. 

 

blue suede booties.

[Redforever86]

Klattermusen jacket, so next time I go out on the hills I don't get soaked threw to my t-shirt like yesterday. 

[Chewie37]

Threw...lol

[Chewie37]

How weird same thing was written on Brian’s cup at Starbucks Perth earlier this week

But not with a smiley face.......

[BrianFaePerth]

A drone. Off down the beach later to buzz folk with it

[Chewie37]

A drone. Off down the beach later to buzz folk with it

If it doesn’t crash, can you lend it to AFC?

[Singapore Steve]

Not a purchase, rather an acquisition. A colleague at work left recently and i was checking his table for tools abd handy shit i could pilfer.  Was a right horder of the best tools this guy.  Anyway, i found 2 books he had in his cabinet.  Both by Irvine Welsh, "Sex lives of siamese twins " & " The blade artist".  Now this fellow who left was a full blooded Muslim.  The type that if you had to stereotype, you would suggest that this one every day of the week as the one who had potential for extreme shit. Was hugely surprised to find these books but on reflection it may explain a few things about him.   Angry man, never had a girl friend, did not respect the white guys, fucked up dirty squint teeth.  Mr. Mohammed Noor. 

[Singapore Steve]

Mo Noor. Teeth like a mechanics fingernails. Any good? Only 2 I've not read of Irvines. Hard to get in Scots out here in Brazil. Post them out to me when you're done brother. I'll suck yo dick.... as long as the wee pricks not been biting the pages or splashed any taliban tadger treacle or some shit on them likes...

I was not aware you lot could read ?  Will give a small review after i have got through them.  Read the Railway man recently.  About a guy from Edinburgh whom was a POW in Singapore.  Intresting story where years later he meets his Japanese torturer.  Think there may be a film adaptation also. 

[Poodler]

Satmap

 

 

To find the way to Livi

[Henry]

Skagboys was an excellent book

[Henry]

Last purchase was some petrol

[Chewie37]

Ferrari pizza oven for kitchen counter

Perfect

Does it match your Ferrari bed?

[alscotoz]

Actually purchased nothing today. What a bastard. But did consume.

[Redforever86]

Shoes

 

Turns out I'm a 13, not a 12 and shoes killing for 2 weeks before breaking in isn't normal

 

Your IQ is a 12 if it's taken you 13 years to figure out your shoes don't fit. 

[Poodler]

Go Pro hero 5, off to pick it up shortly

 

 

More NZ toys.

[manboobs109]

Your shoes were so tight they broke your foot? And you didn't think to buy bigger ones? Fuck sake.

[Bluto10]

What do you use a go pro for poodley min?