Sooper-hanz Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just for the sake of being a cunt. Me.., if Im in a car park about to leave and sone cunt sees me sitting in the car waiting for me to leave I just wait and wait avoiding all eye contact. Once they get fed up and move a bit away I drive out just as someone else arrives to take the place instead of the first cunt. Im really bad for doing that. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just for the sake of being a cunt. Me.., if Im in a car park about to leave and sone cunt sees me sitting in the car waiting for me to leave I just wait and wait avoiding all eye contact. Once they get fed up and move a bit away I drive out just as someone else arrives to take the place instead of the first cunt. Im really bad for doing that. Ha ha. I also take great pleasure in doing that. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 I think I’ve shared my most ‘being a cunt’ stories in here already get the stories telt mobz. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Always try to be as accommodating and friendly as I can be to everyone I meet. Everyone starts out Tabula Rasa. How they fill it determines how I'll treat them. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Driving through puddles on union street next to the crossing at RBS and Markies and soaking shitloads of folk......... Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Killed a fish Punched a cow Shat on a leather seat Spat on a face Shot a dog Stubbed a fag out on a face Etc@@manboobs109 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Drunk people on union street goading the homeless and destitute. Really cuntish imo. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Driving through puddles on union street next to the crossing at RBS and Markies and soaking shitloads of folk......... 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Drunk people on union street goading the homeless and destitute. Really cuntish imo. That really does me in. You're spot on. Everyone taking the piss out of Kyle. Fucking winds me up. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Drunk people on union street goading the homeless and destitute. Really cuntish imo. Complete cunts. I'd also jail anyone who films themselves giving a tenner to/"having a chat" with a beggar. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 That Man Chat boy can get in the sea too Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 That really does me in. You're spot on. Everyone taking the piss out of Kyle. Fucking winds me up.Seen him trying to start on the whole bar at O'Neils when I was in on Saturday. A moron. If I seen him having a heart attack I'd probably laugh and walk away despite being a trained first aider. Too many scroungers on this earth so one less can only be a good thing. 1 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Sending people the opposite way when they ask you for directions. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Seen him trying to start on the whole bar at O'Neils when I was in on Saturday. A moron. If I seen him having a heart attack I'd probably laugh and walk away despite being a trained first aider. Too many scroungers on this earth so one less can only be a good thing. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 If I seen him having a heart attack I'd probably laugh and walk away despite being a trained first aider. 4 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 That Man Chat boy can get in the sea too Man's not hot. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 I'm not really a trained first aider big man. Was just for added emphasis. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Taking ages at a petrol pump faffing about inside the car ..,, then moving off just as they lose patience and go to another pump. I’m awful for that . Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Using the ladies toilets and peeing on the seats I'm terrible for that Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The tut and shake of the head as you leave the loo and blame is shifted to the perp before you You can even discuss it as an ice breaker with the honey later on if you see her again Without her ever knowing your dirty secret Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Taking ages at a petrol pump faffing about inside the car ..,, then moving off just as they lose patience and go to another pump. I’m awful for that .I often take some time to remove my gloves. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 You can even discuss it as an ice breaker with the honey later on if you see her again Without her ever knowing your dirty secretIf that's the standard of your chat ups, you must be one hell of a looker to get women. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 I often take some time to remove my gloves.I saw those gloves yesterday and had a chuckle . Couldn’t imagine myself slipping a pair on to put fuel in .Especially as I was bollock naked at the time, didn’t have the car, and was only buying firefighters for the bbq. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 If that's the standard of your chat ups, you must be one hell of a looker to get women.Ive a Ferrari chassis Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Drunk people on union street goading the homeless and destitute. Really cuntish imo.Not saying it doesn't happen, but honestly never see this in the Weeg. Is it another endearing Aberdonian trait? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 My mate got thrown out Drummonds and had a bit of a stand off with the bouncer which ended up with a flat cap and a can of soup thrown at the bouncer. Both items belonged to a homeless guy who was sat begging at the top of the street. Hilarious. My mate is indeed a total cunt. As am i. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Some homeless guy asked me for cash. Asked him what for and he said for food and alcohol . Appreciated his honesty, give him £20, firedhim a burgerking and went on to win £1600 at the casino. Karma. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Haha ^ Could be a violent assault on a gaggle of grubby street dwellers or equally a swish 21st birthday party, family members dolled up to the 9's.A Leith tramp looking down his nose at other folk? I've heard it all now. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Its difficult to tell one from the other down there. Link to comment
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