King Street Loon Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Man Chat Aberdeen Discuss A nice idea. A lot of 'you don't know the pressure I'm under to do this for you'. I used to do all that counselling stuff, ordered substance misuse blah blah. All shite. Keeping yourself pickled so you don't have to have feelings. There's yer answer. No need to greet to tattoo artistsOn the theme of mental health.Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?And anyway, why always that bridge? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 On the theme of mental health.Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?And anyway, why always that bridge? Wanting to keep up with the Joneses? Old Grace was a strange one. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Slagging a local hardman would be my choice Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 On the theme of mental health.Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?And anyway, why always that bridge?About 25 years ago, me, my mate and a girl we we were friends with were walking over Union Bridge at lunchtime, someone had jumped off the bridge and killed themselves. Being two mouthy lads we were saying how stupid the cunt was and being selfish, blocking the bridge and nearly hitting cars etc. Found out later that night it was our friends mum........did not see that coming Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?Less impact on the public that way. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Lol I had this conversation yesterday (with other hatters) Those cliffs would only maim, surely?Perhaps. But surely rhe waves crashing your limp body onto the rocks would finish tje job? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?Less impact on the public that way. I nearly bit there Link to comment
redstrummer Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 About 25 years ago, me, my mate and a girl we we were friends with were walking over Union Bridge at lunchtime, someone had jumped off the bridge and killed themselves. Being two mouthy lads we were saying how stupid the cunt was and being selfish, blocking the bridge and nearly hitting cars etc. Found out later that night it was our friends mum........did not see that coming Or the car below Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?Less impact on the public that way.There was a boy we used to go to the “Ice Disco” out at Dyce 89/90 fell off the cliffs there and landed in the only pool of water there at the time and survived! Jammy jammy bastard like Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 @@NEM Stevie Cameron calling out a lot of your pals in his latest tirade. You going to be sleeping with a club under your bed? 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 @@NEM Stevie Cameron calling out a lot of your pals in his latest tirade. You going to be sleeping with a club under your bed? Is that his hoose that got panned in? Ha ha he's already shat it and backtracked. Think he needs to lay off the buckfast Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Ffs, these things always leave you disappointed. Was hoping for an endless stream of mano a mano straighteners and mindless retribution. Link to comment
NEM Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Ffs, these things always leave you disappointed. Was hoping for an endless stream of mano a mano straighteners and mindless retribution. He'd have a hard job, the jakey cunt can barely walk Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 One of my best pals fingered a junkie yesterday and got sucked off from her behind Spice of Asia. He was then robbed at knifepoint by her irate renowned smack dealer partner. A real rollercoaster. The revenga thread is going to get an amusing story. I think I'd rather take the BJ from the partner tbh. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Was this pal actually you? Link to comment
BWG Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 One of my best pals fingered a junkie yesterday and got sucked off from her behind Spice of Asia. He was then robbed at knifepoint by her irate renowned smack dealer partner. A real rollercoaster. The revenga thread is going to get an amusing story. I think I'd rather take the BJ from the partner tbh. How does one get mugged these days? Who carries their money or cards anymore? Do they make you paypal them some money or something? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 He withdrew the £ for drugs Link to comment
BWG Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 He withdrew the £ for drugs Ah I see. I figured he'd just decided to take a stinker up on an offer of casual back alley sex while blootered. A tragic tale. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 How do you pay for stuff? Android pay Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Never heard of it - sounds like something from Star Wars I just take €500 out the bank machine and wait til that dwindles (to avoid overseas card charges) Get a WeSwap card Mobby. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Android payThey will mug you for your phone. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Walking down the road and some guy with no top on comes toward me off his nut, conversation was: You alright paI he said, I replied yeah fine, you alright you needing me to get you a taxi, where do you stay? Why would I not be alright? Well possibly because you are stumbling about Great Western Road topless in the absolute pishing rain. Said he was absolutely fine so we ended conversation. Hopefully was someone from here. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 He was falling about the place, was just trying to be nice. I’ll help anyone out, tried my best but he is off on his merry way to jail or hospital. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 been there done that then gone to work * bit more sensible these days ** but still rnr through n through Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 It sounds a bit " shall we share a taxi back to my place?" and then we'll do things to each other's bottomsWell he was topless Link to comment
ebbe Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Couple of fools playing the poker in g the night, flirting with how much of a tosser ebbe is. He acted like a genuine soldier with genuine disregard for everyone and all’s worth. GAV’s head is held higher than normal. You know who you are. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 It sounds a bit " shall we share a taxi back to my place?" and then we'll do things to each other's bottomsHa, I am not that way inclined, just offered to flag him a taxi rather than possibly die. He declined, who knows what happened to him. Will check the paper on Monday. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Couple of fools playing the poker in g the night, flirting with how much of a tosser ebbe is. He acted like a genuine soldier with genuine disregard for everyone and all’s worth. GAV’s head is held higher than normal. You know who you are. @@ebbe, when you come to this morning, can you explain please? Thanks Link to comment
ebbe Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 @@ebbe, when you come to this morning, can you explain please? Thanks2 cunts in G last night slaughtering the boy ebbe. Was harsh, don’t know what prompted the above nonsense. Sorry. Link to comment
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