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It's the mark of the Renaissance Man to be able to converse on any subject the conversation naturally evolves into.
You're at a dinner party, the guests are talking about the dress one of the women are wearing, safe territory that a guy can stay out of... but before you know it someone's raised the point that there's no way she could wear that dress if a dog is planning on fucking her later. You, therefore, need to be ready to leap into the conversation, pointing out that a little duct tape around the paws means even her cotton dress would be suitable attire at the dog-fucking thing.
Not only do you look knowledgeable about beastiality, you've also won points with the bird wearing the cotton dress.
She'll probably suck you off under the table before the mints arrive, leaving her lad... who was the one slagging her dress off... to sit there humiliated while you bellow like a wounded bison as you jet your love custard into her waiting gob in front of a dozen admiring guests.