BrianFaePerth Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: Serious question: Do you miss proper football? (The A-League isn't that) Serious answer: no. Havent watched a full game of any football in years, regardless of country. Have watched a few mins of A League and it was boring. Havent seen a second of the Euros. Football is not what it was. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Havent seen a second of the Euros. That's utterly pathetic 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: That's utterly pathetic Why, what did eh miss? Scotland gloriously failed as usual. England were winners after the first game. Just a question of it being Germany or France who emerge the real winners. Why would eh waste my time on that? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Simply Red said: Modrin day fitba players: pink ballet pumps instead of boots☑️ Shave yir legs☑️ Hair band☑️ Socks up over yir knees☑️ ? Describing others players as “a joke, bruv” does my head in for some reason. Being a joke was never a good thing playing fitba growing up. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 See also anything that’s apparently “sick” although that seems to have trended off again. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Quagmire said: Describing others players as “a joke, bruv” does my head in for some reason. Being a joke was never a good thing playing fitba growing up. A ‘baller’ is a strange new term aswell Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 I've been enjoying the Euros but I don't watch a nanosecond of the chat before or after. Does my swede in. Somecunt was on about someone's "goal involvements" being the best in Europe the other day during a commentary. Goal involvements?! Get fucked. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Got a notification from my phone (iPhone check me) busting my balls about listening to too much music on my headphones at high volume! Fuck you Apple, I’ve walked off worse than tinnitus. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: I've been enjoying the Euros but I don't watch a nanosecond of the chat before or after. Does my swede in. Somecunt was on about someone's "goal involvements" being the best in Europe the other day during a commentary. Goal involvements?! Get fucked. Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia? Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 If it’s good music, it can’t be too loud Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Toilet air fresheners. The smell of that mixed in with shite is worse than the stench of the shite on its own. The crystal blocks used in some pub urinals like my local's are a horrible invention. They are truly honking and pointless. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest. He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Free kicks where a player lies down behind the wall. Also players who turn their back when trying to block a shot. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest. He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was. Hope you took his order last 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The ones that look like pineapple chunks but taste FUCK ALL like them? Aye, that's them. Lifebuoy specials. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Love Island. Starts tonight so I'm told. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia? Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. To be fair and I may be wrong here but when they are on about a low block are they nae meaning defending deep rather than a high defence line? Load of wank regardless. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Adults in shell suits. come away 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Fridge said: To be fair and I may be wrong here but when they are on about a low block are they nae meaning defending deep rather than a high defence line? Load of wank regardless. Aye, he wouldn't have caught on about what they were talking about as he was probably raging over a successful black lady being on TV. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 4 hours ago, YorkDon said: Impatient folk like the cunt that nipped in front of me at the drive thru as I was sat queued waiting to see which lane would be quickest. He got telt in no uncertain terms what a fucking prick he was. Serves yi right for fucking about. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 14 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why would eh waste my time on that? What do you prefer to do with your time? Hang around with the neighbours you hate cause your wife tells you and post on AFC Chat? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Another phrase that's getting spouted to death on the Euros commentary is "a low block". A low block, what the fuck? Is the word tackle now deemed to be discriminatory and politically incorrect, or it may be deemed to be referring to a black male's significant genitalia? Must been in respect of Alex Scott getting mocked by Graeme Souness for saying that phrase on Sky Sports. If you’re going to get annoyed at the phrase “low block”, surely it’s a pre-requisite that you actually knows what it means, which you clearly don’t. 1 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Serves yi right for fucking about. That’s probably what he was thinking. I was hesitating cos I always pick the wrong fucking queue. The phrase “game management” that has crept into the game the last wee while.Hearing it in the Holland v Czech game.It’s being said by the hun cunt McCoist, so maybe that’s making it worse. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 27, 2021 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: That’s probably what he was thinking. I was hesitating cos I always pick the wrong fucking queue. The phrase “game management” that has crept into the game the last wee while.Hearing it in the Holland v Czech game.It’s being said by the hun cunt McCoist, so maybe that’s making it worse. The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. Fucking annoying phrase. Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”. Fuck the Huns Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I don't watch much football. In fact hardly fucking any, and defo not with commentary. I did watch the Scotchland v Ingloid game and although I hate McCoist cos he is a fat Hun fucking Hun fat fuck..... I was very impressed with he and his colleague in the commentary team - some Ingloid belter. Seems a decent bastard and good at doing commentary. Ah no. Disgusting hun sympathising bastard. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 31 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. Fucking annoying phrase. Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”. Fuck the Huns First cup final I was at 89, Masons double. The “cheeky chappy” Hun fuck’s dive was outrageous. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Aye. He's not a "decent bastard" at all. He's a fucking wank who, despite being a fucking wank, has managed to cultivate an image as a "decent bastard". Hun cunt. 1 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 53 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: The Hun cunt also uses the phrases “asked the question” which is one of McDogshit’s favourite phrases which he tripped out post match week in week out. Fucking annoying phrase. Clearly one used by Huns who think it’s “in”. Fuck the Huns I don’t mind “ask the question” when we did/do. Pisses you off hearing it when we just spent 90 minutes with 10 men behind the ball in our own half going down 0-1 to fucking Hamilton. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: Aye. He's not a "decent bastard" at all. He's a fucking wank who, despite being a fucking wank, has managed to cultivate an image as a "decent bastard". Hun cunt. Can we have at least one night we don't have to include Millertime in a conversation ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Cans (and rap) Not at all man. You like McCoist? Link to comment
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