Fridge Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Hopefully jail and there is a tremendous anecdote behind it Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Mad?? You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. As the great man once said....@@Millertime your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it. The much missed @@Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.Ooft! Tell him what you really think Pipes. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Perhaps it’s about a real life situation of a poster on here Sometimes the claims will be false. Never employed a paper boy. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating. I apologize if thats too much. You're some boy! Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 You'll be marching all afternoon Link to comment
Henry Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Watching a sexy woman 17yrs your junior feasting on your tumescent penis like a lollipop and the best thing she’s ever tasted-fucking terrific! Still banging this young thing @@YorkDon Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 She got herself knocked up. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 10, 2019 Author Share Posted November 10, 2019 Autumn = Red wines followed up by a Whisky to keep you warm. Fucking love it. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Cheese, Bacon, and a good hot sauce. Spring onion if you can be arsed chopping it up. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Ham and cheese. Orthodox. Sue me. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Today was cheese, chicken and a splash of hot sauce. In the George Foreman. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Bit of Worcester sauce is always a good shout. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Mince, cheese and Worcester sauceMince!? On a muthafuckin toastie? You are one crazy bastard Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Today was cheese, chicken and a splash of hot sauce. In the George Foreman.When you say hot sauce you're meaning spunk aren't you? Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Mince on a toastie is terrific. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I’m intrigued by this also. Leftovers I assume? Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I’m intrigued by this also. Leftovers I assume? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Mince? On a toastie? How does that work? The bread will go all soggy. I'm calling it out for what it is, fucking madness. Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Works a treat on the Dode Forman. Mince and cheese. Wonderful Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Mince on buttered bread is fine as fuck Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Mince? On a toastie? How does that work? The bread will go all soggy. I'm calling it out for what it is, fucking madness.I used to work with a boy who swore by a roll and mince... Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Ive been known to have a mashed tattie and mince piece in the past. Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Shop in torry aside the Grampian bar used to sell mince sarnies. Nae bad actually Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Bolognese mince in a sannie is ace. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Bovril with a dash of hot sauce. Bought a jar the other day. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 When you say hot sauce you're meaning spunk aren't you? Aye. I used to work with a boy who swore by a roll and mince... A mince roll is great now and then, mince needs to be at the drier end of the scale though. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Bread and butter to mop up the excess fluids from mince n tatties is tremendous. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 A mince roll is great now and then, mince needs to be at the drier end of the scale though.I'll put this on the to try list Link to comment
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