Sooper-hanz Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 RIP Alscotoz’s wife. They broke the mould etc.., Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Hilarious. She died.From ripping bogroll? What a way to go Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Kids and nice mothers they’re utter cunts 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Kids and nice mothers they’re utter cuntsOnly if you wish it...... Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Hi Mum, Am just joking your amazing Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Folk who say Italian words in an Italian accent . Fucking bugs me and sounds ridiculous. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Folk who say Italian words in an Italian accent . Fucking bugs me and sounds ridiculous.I always adopt the accent of the language i'm speaking in Apart from English, obviously. The guffies sound ridiculous. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Folk who say Italian words in an Italian accent . Fucking bugs me and sounds ridiculous.I always adopt the accent of the language i'm speaking in Apart from English, obviously. The guffies sound ridiculous. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I mean if they are talking English and then throw in an Italian name eg Francesco Totti but say that part in an Italian accent. It’s ridiculous.You wouldn’t do that to an African name or say Steve Bull in a West Midlands accent. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Folk who say Italian words in an Italian accent . Fucking bugs me and sounds ridiculous.Like Gino Sheffield Decampo. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I always adopt the accent of the language i'm speaking in "Oy!" says Parklife, as the waiter tells him the restaurant is out of bagels and baklava. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 My favouri baklava. Great at keeping your head warm or for robbing banks. 1 Link to comment
zander Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 My favouri Great at keeping your head warm or for robbing banks.Love the clash 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I mean if they are talking English and then throw in an Italian name eg Francesco Totti but say that part in an Italian accent. It’s ridiculous.You wouldn’t do that to an African name or say Steve Bull in a West Midlands accent.Worse when smug servers say the name of an Italian dish back to you when you've blatantly said it wrong....no tip for you cunty Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Worse when smug servers say the name of an Italian dish back to you when you've blatantly said it wrong....no tip for you cunty Grazie mille 1 Link to comment
Nelly Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I always adopt the accent of the language i'm speaking in Apart from English, obviously. The guffies sound ridiculous. So when going on holiday you'll say Firenze, Roma, 'Paree', Múnchen? Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Grazie milleOr the cock at a works dinner who snatches the wine menu and suddenly starts producing fluent fiction about £150 bottles of wine and his vast knowledge of them. Everybody knows roughly what you are earning mate, it’s unlikely that you have a wine cellar full of vintage Bordeaux in your 3 bedroom house. Just do what everyone else does skip the house go about halfway up and select the grape you cock. Incidentally I do smell the wine to see if it is corked. Not once have I ever put it back. Swirl the glass, smell and then nod of approval. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 ^^^ I wouldn’t even know what ‘off’ wine was tbh.Some cunt could have dipped their balls in it and chugged a wank deposit and I’d still be nodding appreciably. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Off wine tastes as bad as tennants. You'd ken Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Folk who, when on a night out, will moan when you suggest any pub to go, and have a pint, but won't give any suggestions themselves. We're only drinking beer ffs, we're not going on a date, ye cock. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Off wine tastes as bad as tennants. You'd kenNothing wrong with Tennants you English cunt 8 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 It's not an animal, it's an abortion. Another discharge. Another loss in protein Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 So when going on holiday you'll say Firenze, Roma, 'Paree', Múnchen?If I'm speaking Italian, French or Germany then fucking obviously. Why would I say parts of a sentence in different languages? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The phrase “a good egg” pisses me off.No idea why... Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 If I'm speaking Italian, French or Germany then fucking obviously. Why would I say parts of a sentence in different languages? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 ^^^ typical predictable snowflake gif from mcdoogs Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Aye fuck off mcdoogy with that shite - H is the one round these parts that will pick up spelling mistakes and grammaticalogical errors. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Picking up a phone autocorrect is your best? Fucking 100.00% loser Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 ^^^ I wouldn’t even know what ‘off’ wine was tbh.Some cunt could have dipped their balls in it and chugged a wank deposit and I’d still be nodding appreciably.Some joke about that being the only taste you like in wine.........followed by Cavey being predictable by saying it's turgid or colostomy or some other grammar fail....... Link to comment
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