Arabian Knight Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 shes a heavy drinker. ye cin see it in her pus. ehv seen frosties drinkers aw ower n that is a hunter square ruff sleeper. nae sleep, jist oan a mission tae git yer next can fae dawn til dusk. that can wilna hae fizzy pop in it 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Good news though folks.., Dec and his wife are expecting their first child!! ahhhhh lovely !! if it's a boy Dec is rumoured to want to call it..., wait for it..., Tup ! Link to comment
Nelly Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Good news though folks.., Dec and his wife are expecting their first child!! ahhhhh lovely !! if it's a boy Dec is rumoured to want to call it..., wait for it..., Tup ! obsessed! Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 28, 2018 Author Share Posted March 28, 2018 obsessed!I know!! Who would even have thought that Dec would have been aware of Tup?Bonkers. Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 That can't possibly be the same woman in those photos? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Safe to say that she would swallow aye pies!.... loads o pies! Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 That can't possibly be the same woman in those photos?It is indeed. Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Jesus christ no wonder he's turned to drink and drugs Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 Jesus christ no wonder he's turned to drink and drugs Could be worse. He might find religion. 1 Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Jesus christ no wonder he's turned to drink and drugsIt could be the opposite. The swift downward spiral in her physical appearance may be due to her husband. She has turned to drink/comfort eating herself as a consolation from her husband's own alcoholism and emotional abandonment of their marriage. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 OR (MT™) they're both just minks who can't handle having loads of money........... Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Its a shame for that cunt wi the huge foreheed, a fiveheed if you will, hope the cunt gets it sorted top dandy and a funny cunt on tv Met him at a Maserati showroom in Perth decent cunt like and his claes smelled like Persil and Lenor just oot the machine sexy Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43586524 Yer man Dec presenting the show on his own tonight. Ant who? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Dec smashed it tonight. Rather awkward moment when he dropped the popcorn though. Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo Only for her to turn out like this. No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.[/quote Geordie Shore cast in a few years ] Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Dec smashed it tonight. Rather awkward moment when he dropped the popcorn though. Felt a bit sorry for wee Dec. Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Felt a bit sorry for wee Dec. Poof is of to LA next week with that other poof Steven next week nothing coming over him Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Dec smashed it tonight. Rather awkward moment when he dropped the popcorn though.Was a difficult gig. Most of the chat is the two of them speaking to each other. Dec a bit lost speaking to the camera. Steve Merchant is ace. One of my numerous doppelgängers. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Was a difficult gig. Most of the chat is the two of them speaking to each other. Dec a bit lost speaking to the camera. Steve Merchant is ace. One of my numerous doppelgängers. Went to one of his stand-up gigs a couple of years ago... was absolutely superb. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Went to one of his stand-up gigs a couple of years ago... was absolutely superb.Out of a crowd of 1500 he picked me as his first victim at a gig a few years back. A very proud moment. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Was a difficult gig. Most of the chat is the two of them speaking to each other. Dec a bit lost speaking to the camera. Steve Merchant is ace. One of my numerous doppelgängers.His 'despite what the producers are saying back here, I think you're doing a fantastic job' was good. I'm glad Dec done it solo. There was rumours of that muppet from Goggle Box assisting him. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 Dec should get a Knighthood out of this for his bravery. Arise Sir Dec. Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 His 'despite what the producers are saying back here, I think you're doing a fantastic job' was good.I'm glad Dec done it solo. There was rumours of that muppet from Goggle Box assisting him.She was on it though? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 She was on it though?Aye but nae as a main presenter like Sir Dec. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted April 1, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted April 1, 2018 Is it just me or does anyone else think these Geordie twats are fucking rank? It's banal tv for the brain dead. I don't get how the media this morning are going on about one of the Geordie twats fronting a show on his own. Who cares. Oh, Happy Easter one and all. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 It's banal tv for the brain dead. Isn't it all? I binned my tv about 3 year ago. Doubt I've missed anything. There's a tv in the staff room at work and I can never understand why people want to see/ listen to Peirs Morgan in the morning Magic radio FTW Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Is it just me or does anyone else think these Geordie twats are fucking rank? It's banal tv for the brain dead. I don't get how the media this morning are going on about one of the Geordie twats fronting a show on his own. Who cares. Oh, Happy Easter one and all. Watching ITV on a Saturday night is for the dullards, caring who presents the tepid shite is for cretins. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Havent had a functioning TV aerial for over 5 years now; happy enough sat in front of the electric heater listening to the wireless, filling in crossword puzzles. A fat geordie causing all this commotion - so annoyed Im out of the loop.Aright Paw Broon, we don't need your life story. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 When my family settle down to watch all this bollocks on a Saturday night I scuttle off to the kitchen for Strong Belgian Ales and 70's Southern Rock. Its all the body requires.Seems reasonable Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Watching ITV on a Saturday night is for the dullards, caring who presents the tepid shite is for cretins.What about Sundays? Celebrity Chase, The Durrells, Good Karma Hospital, great stuff. Link to comment
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