The Boofon

Gravel rash on his bellend.

Hopefully in the 95th minute if this is the case. @NEMwith a pitch invasion at full time to give him a big kiss.

Draw a swastika on his head and it’s his double.

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@maryhilldon is Swahili? Stone the crows.

Speaking of monsters. "Frankenstein was the real monster" is nonsense contrarianism : r/CharacterRant (reddit.com) @RAZOR thoughts on this?

Benissa for me.

Suggest you start reading this.

Espana in a couple weeks time.

A quick "Bonjour" reply and away on your merry way with some cash in your wallet. Easy peasy.

Done bloody well out of getting them to fuck out the club though so it's an overall win. Pair of toxic cunts.

AKA Strathclyde Stovies.

See above. You’re getting as bad as Hanz was these days.

He rates Jonny Hayes. Enough said.

Haha just yanking yer chain min as well you ken.