Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good effort. 
 

Some freak show will get off to that

[BrianFaePerth]

The dog has seen AK, he will be taken care of too 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Just heard they’re stalling election campaign (don’t care) and recalling Scots parliament for him.  Why?

“Thanks for coming in folks.  Prince Phillip’s died.” 

“oh. Ok. And.....”

They shit it. Meant to be anti royal and the British. She was so insincere in her words it was sickening and now a recall. Hate her. 

[shut up meg]

It must be tough on the royals though, the queen lost 2 relatives at the same time, a husband and a cousin.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, daytripping said:

They shit it. Meant to be anti royal and the British. She was so insincere in her words it was sickening and now a recall. Hate her. 

Fuck is she meant to say with gammon like yourself desperate for her to say the wrong thing. 
 

If she came out and said what she really thinks you'd be raging, she comes out and is respectful and you're raging ? 

 

Keep licking that union boot 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

L

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Legends 

[manboobs109]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56705671

Poor wee cunt

[manboobs109]

Dinna really remember the wee cunt but it's a grim way to go.

Hard to imagine, deliberately not eating till you croak it.

[manboobs109]

I went out with a bird who's sister was bulimic. Her teeth were all fucked from the spewing. Nice lassie but mad as a badger.

[pocrawred]

Hopefully the Scottish grand national will still be shown next Saturday. Oh by the way get your money on Galvin. 8 times your money....

You can thank me l8er ?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56705671

Poor wee cunt

Brutal like. 
 

Normally the cardiac arrest that gets sufferers of anorexia, even their bones start to waste away. 
 

A 38 year old woman dying of a mental illness, is definitely a tragedy. 
 

What a shame. 

[Poodler]

Less skirlin, more skirlie

 

i was riding a nurse who was an inpatient at cornhill for an eating disorder. Still to this day pops fat burning pills on an empty stomach and she’s ripped as fuck. Total headfuck like. 
 

she’s riding someone we watch every week now.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

We had a lassie here who’s now in the funny farm back home because of it - terribly thin, she always felt guilty eating anything 

she lapped up my fish pie though, and even took a portion home (depriving me of the left overs, the bitch) 

doubt the cunt ate it, but I felt sorry for her 

 

Bone her?

[Simply Red]

29 minutes ago, Poodler said:

she’s riding someone we watch every week now.

Alison Hammond?

[chief_wiggum]

47 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Less skirlin, more skirlie

 

i was riding a nurse who was an inpatient at cornhill for an eating disorder. Still to this day pops fat burning pills on an empty stomach and she’s ripped as fuck. Total headfuck like. 
 

she’s riding someone we watch every week now.

[Studebaker-90]

I went out with a bird who had an eating disorder. Annoying as fuck, refused a herds steak pie which was the last straw iirc. 

[manboobs109]

51 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Less skirlin, more skirlie

 

i was riding a nurse who was an inpatient at cornhill for an eating disorder. Still to this day pops fat burning pills on an empty stomach and she’s ripped as fuck. Total headfuck like. 
 

she’s riding someone we watch every week now.

Surely fat burning pills are a makey upper?

[Studebaker-90]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Professor Jason Leitch?

Raman bhardwaj iyam 

[BrianFaePerth]

Wee nic

[Torry Tosser]

7 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

 

Nah he's riding his Ma.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

11 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Dinna really remember the wee cunt but it's a grim way to go.

Hard to imagine, deliberately not eating till you croak it.

Interesting angle though.  Bobby Sands, half the Suffragette movement, anorexic, such a shame.

In other news.....

[KenDodd'sDad]

20 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Aye heard fritzl was a riot

Credit where credit’s due, he had cracking DIY skills. Didn’t even have his City and Guilds.

[Lencarl]

The Duke of York spoke about his father outside the Royal Chapel of All Saints at Royal Lodge, Windsor, today. The Earl and Countess of Wessex and Lady Louise also attended a service there. Prince Andrew said the Queen is 'an incredibly stoic person', but 'she is feeling it more than anyone'. He said 'She's contemplating. She described it as having left a huge void in her life.' Andrew added: 'He was a remarkable man. I loved him as a father. He was so calm. He was always someone you could go to. We have lost the grandfather of the nation.'

Bless............... 

[Don Fonte]

Quick question - have any of the Royal family died of cancer? I may be wrong but never heard of it happening. 

[Poodler]

Prince Andrew looking for a public gig again. Cant believe the bbc interviewed him 

[Poodler]

6 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

He wasn't even fathered by the dead Greek. It was Lord Porteous dipping his wick into the Q which produced Emily Maitliss' finest hour. 

Interestingly she’s a massive Jew. On a big wedge from the bbc 

[Guest milne_afc]

Absolute fucking state of the Deeside Tarquins on the news mourning the loss of that shapeshifting old dick. Lol

[Lencarl]

The BBC has allegedly offered staff grief counselling over Prince Philip's death after it lost two-thirds of its viewers in a week while providing blanket coverage of the Duke of Edinburgh's passing. 

 

 

Is it because of losing viewers or Philips passing ?.

 

[Parklife]

47 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Interestingly she’s a massive Jew. On a big wedge from the bbc 

Not every Jew is despicable, you know. 

[Guest]

9 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

With all things considered id much prefer to have a pint with a serial killer than the average Aberdeen Football Fan. Not the bleeter of shites that contribute to our glorious pub but the ones that argue about formations and video themselves at 9 men went to mow and exaggerate their arm movements to make it look crazy at 10.

Id rather get killed by an absolute stealth professional dressed as a clown than wither out with arsehole cancer. 

Cheer up, Jesus.