Zander1903 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 not saying im replacing my best mate just yet but he's 12 now & getting a bit slower Guff Springer spaniels have always been my mutt to have but im thinking of getting a kraut pointer next like a mans dog not this fashion/ handbag dogs that girlys like to have nowadays Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 haha some chump is going back to 2018 dildoing my posts. 10 of them lol wot a loser 10 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Get a Pit Bull. Lovely animals, with jaws like steel traps and razor sharp teeth that can shred human flesh in a frenzy of vicious insanity. And they're terrific with children. Unless, of course, they decide NOT to be terrific with children, and tear them to pieces instead. Which they are known to do. But Definitely, if you have small kids, DO leave those small children unattended with the Pit Bull... preferably, say, two or three Pit Bulls, ideally. That way when the pack instinct kicks in they'll feed off each other's aggression and be an unstoppable murdering machine. Also, make sure you keep a small stick, a fly swatter, or maybe a rolled up magazine handy... because while the three frenzied killers are tearing your child to pieces you can smack them with said item while going, "Bad doggie... bad doggie." and later you can tell the papers that you did everything you could to stop them, and that they've always been lovely around the kids... right up till the point they decided to not be lovely around the kids and, instead, pull the kid apart for absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever. Fucking terrific pets, your Pit Bull. 3 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 My Labrador has been in two fights only, both pit bulls fucking aggressive little shits watched a video of a Anatolia sheepdog defend itself against a Rottweiler. Big mistake the rott made, absolutely ripped the Rottweiler apart. Get one of those, go Pitt hunting and see how they like getting bullied, pitt pricks Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Get a Pit Bull. Lovely animals, with jaws like steel traps and razor sharp teeth that can shred human flesh in a frenzy of vicious insanity. And they're terrific with children. Unless, of course, they decide NOT to be terrific with children, and tear them to pieces instead. Which they are known to do. But Definitely, if you have small kids, DO leave those small children unattended with the Pit Bull... preferably, say, two or three Pit Bulls, ideally. That way when the pack instinct kicks in they'll feed off each other's aggression and be an unstoppable murdering machine. Also, make sure you keep a small stick, a fly swatter, or maybe a rolled up magazine handy... because while the three frenzied killers are tearing your child to pieces you can smack them with said item while going, "Bad doggie... bad doggie." and later you can tell the papers that you did everything you could to stop them, and that they've always been lovely around the kids... right up till the point they decided to not be lovely around the kids and, instead, pull the kid apart for absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever. Fucking terrific pets, your Pit Bull. good for home D, tho Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 I'm going to get a retired greyhound or whippet. Couple of them come into my local and they are cracking dogs. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 I raced a whippet when I was a young lad. Beat it over 100 metres by 2 seconds. Link to comment
1983 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 28 minutes ago, milne_afc said: I raced a whippet when I was a young lad. Beat it over 100 metres by 2 seconds. Did you get dressed up like a hare? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 BG min do you have strays running around the neighborhood and barking throughout the night at the sound of gunfire? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Are you Billy Mackenzie? Explain yourself Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Got a jack russell a couple of months ago. decent. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, alscotoz said: Got a jack russell a couple of months ago. decent. Bet you called it Jock? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, alscotoz said: Got a jack russell a couple of months ago. decent. Great dogs. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Stupid me, eh thought this thread was about Gays next sexual conquest. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Moobz doesn’t even know Dundee’s most famous son? lol 1. He's not the most famous son 2. I have heard of him, just did not know he was a whippet lover 3. Suck my plums Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/ticket-chancer-claimed-briefs-were-10687764.amp Dundees finest. Got chatting to him on a mega bus years ago, salt of the earth. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Mind the double dates that Joe and Hen Broon used to go on ? They never once mentioned if they got their hole at the end of the night. The Broons and Oor Wullie annuals every xmas as a kid. Ma Broon must’ve been shagging abody cos the kids all looked quite different. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Who is? Brian Cox? Oor Wullie? Davie Dodds? A certain Mister Stephen Glass Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Last night bloody muttz There’s a gorgeous Aussie border collie that frequents Vic Park. Love that dog. Love seeing a well behaved dog walking beside its owner off the lead is it that hard to train a dog? Or raise a kid? I have doubts tbf Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Last night bloody muttz There’s a gorgeous Aussie border collie that frequents Vic Park. Love that dog. Love seeing a well behaved dog walking beside its owner off the lead is it that hard to train a dog? Or raise a kid? I have doubts tbf Thats nothing compared to the mountains of cat shit that appears in my garden. Its little wonder i volleyed that feline tart in the face. 1 Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 17 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: The amount of fuckwitts who roam about the streets here with those ridiculous mutts is unreal. " He's really friendly " As Kelt alluded to, until that unpredictable switch is flipped one day and it's guard your bollocks time . There's a couple pitt bulls that live around me, and they are absolutely fine. I have a retriever and never had any issues anytime we've bumped into them. They get a bad rep because they are often taken on by minks and not trained properly, or trained to be intimidating or aggressive. But you could train any dog to be like that if you wanted. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Thats nothing compared to the mountains of cat shit that appears in my garden. Its little wonder i volleyed that feline tart in the face. You wouldn’t do that Link to comment
Guest Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 19 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I'm going to get a retired greyhound or whippet. Couple of them come into my local and they are cracking dogs. Need a lot of exercise tho. They can't be fat. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Our family dog is a black lab. So gentle it's borderline annoying, when you try play with him he refuses to even play bite, just a lick. They are fuckers for food, canna open a bag of crisps without him climbing all over you or watching you eat. Other than that though he's an ace dog and no bother at all. Think when I eventually get my own dogs it'll be a big one and a little one. Shih tzus are cute legends and I really like Bernese Mountain Dogs- massive heroes. Adopt, don't shop!! Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 I've a boerboel. He's 13 stone and called Dave. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Last night You get caught short? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Looks like human excrement to me Cause simmies fucked his knee Link to comment
pocrawred Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Cause simmies fucked his knee And he wont be shiting on the sidewalk anymore..... Link to comment
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