Latest Purchase Thread

[Ke1t]

When you're having a difficult time reaching those hard to twist nuts. 

Al ham du lillah. 

I'm going to smash your boy.

[Dad]

That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌

Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌

Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌

Bloody love yer gadgets don't you pops?

[Dad]

17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Bloody love yer gadgets don't you pops?

That I do son 👍

Mobile and laptop essential bits of kit tbf; just able finally to go top shelf rather than MOR... All being well that's me set for fucking ages 😎

[BrianFaePerth]

13 hours ago, Dad said:

That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌

Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌

The old hard drive smashed into a million pieces no doubt 

[Zeus]

 

https://www.watchshop.com/watches/unisex-casio-classic-alarm-chronograph-watch-a168wa-1yes.pdp

[Dad]

8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The old hard drive smashed into a million pieces no doubt 

All on the cloud you backward lump of hazardous waste

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

All on the cloud you backward lump of hazardous waste

The police will be all over that

[Dad]

36 minutes ago, Fridge said:

The police will be all over that

The opposite of hair on you head, virgin 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

The opposite of hair on you head, virgin 

Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. 

Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you.

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. 

Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you.

Ugh.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. 

Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you.

[Dad]

10 hours ago, Fridge said:

Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. 

Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you.

Woah... How many follicles is that fridge son? None?

 

Cunt

[Fridge]

10 hours ago, Dad said:

Woah... How many follicles is that fridge son? None?

 

Cunt

Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald.

I’m some boy like.

[Roberto]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald.

I’m some boy like.

You've had sex?

You should speak about this more.

[Dad]

A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely

 

Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' 

 

That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely

 

Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' 

 

That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama 

Well they have my blue eyes and will inherit my cash so every cloud for them

[YorkDon]

A campervan that young bird should be driving back anytime soon.

[Parklife]

59 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well they have my blue eyes and will inherit my cash so every cloud for them

Shhh. 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Shhh. 

Why are you having a go on me on this one ?

[Parklife]

25 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Why are you having a go on me on this one ?

"Shhh" isn't "having a go". 

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Camper Van Beethoven 

Was there nae a poster on AbMad with that moniker? 

[Ke1t]

Time to renew my reg plate. 

Figured I'd go with something a bit sexier. 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

"Shhh" isn't "having a go". 

What is it then? Shut the fuck up you’’re speaking shite? Acceptable as I do that all the time but what where you meaning?

[YorkDon]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fuck knows,YD. How much are you shitting it that she crashes the van on the way home ? Scale of 1-10. 10 being very worried. 

Not at all Soops.Excellent driver is young bird.She gets car sick too, so will get out of a lot of the driving when we’re awa in it.

[Hoofball]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely

 

Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' 

 

That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama 

He tracked them down

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Fridge said:

Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald.

Do they have glorious thick hair like the milkman?

[Dad]

8 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

He tracked them down

Hung about down the wig shop awaiting their inevitable arrival 

[Parklife]

42 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What is it then? Shut the fuck up you’’re speaking shite? Acceptable as I do that all the time but what where you meaning?

STFU for once, you attention seeking fanny. 

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Parklife said:

STFU for once, you attention seeking fanny. 

Fridge actually believes he's some kind of celebrity 😄