Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Yip had a bit of a thing when my ex claimed a guy at her work spiked her drink at a works doo and that's why she'd been out all night. It was fairly obvious she'd just got pished and rode the boy. I'd have respected her a lot more if she'd just said that.

[DD1903]

Honestly this one drives me up the wall.

 

No you fud, you just canna handle your drink.

 

Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home. She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink. An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved.

 

[Studebaker-90]

They’re just as horrible as men, just more sleekit and conniving.

[dazzy_deff]

Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed.

[StandFree1982]

Women drinking

 

Shouldn't be allowed.

 

Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you.

 

SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery.

 

Idiot.

 

Jesus. She couldn't have been happy you phoning her in the middle of her day out. 

[S2RDS]

On the shite drivers trend, folk who ignore car park one way systems and then look at you as if you're the cunt when they come down the lane the wrong way.

 

Folk who park over two spaces because they think their fucking 14 plate Corsa VXR is ace. I take great pleasure in parking next these arseholes. 

[Fridge]

Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed.

Hope it wasn’t the bird I got a blowjob from in a doorway that I met in the Snuggery! If so apologies!

 

I will go by the assumption that your wife is not a 3/10 total slag!

[BrianFaePerth]

Hope it wasn’t the bird I got a blowjob from in a doorway that I met in the Snuggery! If so apologies!

 

I will go by the assumption that your wife is not a 3/10 total slag!

 

[dazzy_deff]

Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed.

[Fridge]

Think it’s best for everyone to just forget May Day, we’ll assume it was not her and move on from the sordid incident.

[dazzy_deff]

Think it’s best for everyone to just forget May Day, we’ll assume it was not her and move on from the sordid incident.

Certainly sounds like it could be. I'll ask her.

[dazzy_deff]

Sounds like she had a threesome with Poodlers bird and LH in the bogs

Hope there's CCTV of said liaison.

[Fridge]

I hope there is not!

[BrianFaePerth]

Women

 

Are

 

Dirty

Is that why you stick to men GB?

[BrianFaePerth]

Here is Tobin 2 phones on the night troll.

 

You need some new material podgy pants.

It's daytime gayboy

[Fridge]

Certainly sounds like it could be. I'll ask her.

Check your birds phone DD as I just got a text, as a matter of respect I will not respond!

[BWG]

These cunting roadworks. Shambles.

[Studebaker-90]

Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel.

[Guest milne_afc]

Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel.

Be the better man and report him to management. Serve them with an ultimatum.

[Studebaker-90]

Might bloody have to now, see ya later.

[BrianFaePerth]

Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel.

Poodler not filling out your PO promptly?

[Bluto10]

real winners do the holding up

 

[Studebaker-90]

Poodler not filling out your PO promptly?

Hahaha. I always encounter the same problem with design managers/architects.

[Bluto10]

Sack him for the heinous crime of stealing post it notes

[dazzy_deff]

Folk who make conversation at the urinals - fuck off and let me do a piss. 

[BrianFaePerth]

real winners do the holding up

 

The only thing you hold up are the disabledz wanting to use their bog

[BrianFaePerth]

Champions League cunts.

 

Huns.

 

The fact that Chris Cornell is dead and Liam Gallagher still walks among us.

 

Huns.

fuckin hell, stop thinking like me you junkie cunt

[Parklife]

Plastic cunts who "support" a team in a foreign country.

[BrianFaePerth]

Plastic cunts who "support" a team in a foreign country.

As opposed to supporting some foreign type at the French Open tennis

[Parklife]

As opposed to supporting some foreign type at the French Open tennis

Good one, stinky.

 

"foreign type" - like every native of the land you inhabit, you doss leach.