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#6001 ONLINE   mcdougall(4)

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 05:22 PM

Right at this very minute my current missus is in a 1:1 meeting with my ex

I'm already hating the inevitable messages I'm going to receive from both parties once it's done

They've no reason to hate each other. But birds are birds and they do.

 

Can I get some clarification as to what the pet hate is, 1-1s, women or exes?


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#6002 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 05:27 PM

Better that they hate each other than you. You can go skipping off in to the evening free as a bird having done everything in the right and correct way, of course. Fine young gentleman that you are....
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#6003 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 05:45 PM

Discussing between them the most efficient way to remove a stubborn rash I shouldn't wonder.

Haha.

How the fuck did that come about Poodles? You live in a village? Are they related?


They work in the same building. They didn't to start with, but now do.

The PH, McDoogs, is receiving shit from women who dislike other women for absolutely no reason other than one pissed on my face before the other and vice versa.

One is better at it tbh
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#6004 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 05:54 PM

 

How the fuck did that come about Poodles 

 

mother and daughter probably 


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limericks etc..,


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Posted 19 November 2018 - 06:00 PM

They at the same school Poods?
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 06:02 PM

I'm not Muslim
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 06:07 PM

I'm not Muslim


You enjoy the pork sausage too much for that carry on
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 08:07 PM

I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department.

Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too.

Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit.

So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 08:10 PM

I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department.

Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too.

Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit.

So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?


Get rid of the ex wife. Receptionists are ten a penny anyway.
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#6010 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 09:23 PM

I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department.

Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too.

Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit.

So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?

Stab the HR cunts with the atmosphere knife. 







* Do not do this. @Police


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#6011 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 09:23 PM

They work in the same building. They didn't to start with, but now do.

The PH, McDoogs, is receiving shit from women who dislike other women for absolutely no reason other than one pissed on my face before the other and vice versa.

One is better at it tbh

any messages?


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Posted 19 November 2018 - 11:10 PM

Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night.

Ain't my first rodeo.
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 11:32 PM

Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night.

Ain't my first rodeo.


Did they come out of their chat both hating you?
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Byen e' Bergen, laget e' Brann

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 11:38 PM

^
Nice diversion wee man
Yer in fir such a herd time now gordon

Edited by Arabian Knight, 19 November 2018 - 11:41 PM.

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 11:50 PM

You're up late tonight. Is your arse too sore from the weekend to lie down?
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Posted Yesterday, 12:01 AM

Did they come out of their chat both hating you?


If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostility
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#6017 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Yesterday, 12:02 AM

If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostility


No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies.

Edited by BrianFaePerth, Yesterday, 12:03 AM.

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Posted Yesterday, 12:05 AM

No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies.

 

The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make it 


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Posted Yesterday, 12:05 AM

The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make it


You're riding AK?
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Posted Yesterday, 12:09 AM


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#6021 ONLINE   mcdougall(4)

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Posted Yesterday, 12:09 AM

You're riding AK?

 

You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.

You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children.


Edited by mcdougall(4), Yesterday, 12:10 AM.

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Posted Yesterday, 12:16 AM

@boboisared

When is the roid club accepting new members?
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#6023 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Yesterday, 12:32 AM

You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.
You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children.


You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back.
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#6024 ONLINE   mcdougall(4)

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Posted Yesterday, 10:15 AM

You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back.

 

You on the other hand are a psychiatrists wet dream. 


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Posted Yesterday, 11:30 AM

No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies.

that’s because they avoid you like the plague.

Stinking cunt
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Posted Today, 01:30 PM

@boboisared

When is the roid club accepting new members?

It'd be a revolving door these days.


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