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#1964112 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 06 July 2020 - 12:11 PM

I have no interest in phones at all. I have a xiaomi redmi, or something like that. Does the job, android, very good battery and costs a fraction of apple and samsung (although have had samsung in past and okay but 4 times price of phone i have now aand nowhere near 4 times better).


Apple has to be one of the most cuntish companies on the planet.

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#1959026 AFC Unveils Football Philosophy And Strategy

Posted by alscotoz on 26 June 2020 - 05:04 AM

Didn't read any of it but here's a left field strategy. Score more goals than the opposition and don't have an inferiority complex against 2 of the teams in the league.

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#1955366 Legends of Music

Posted by alscotoz on 17 June 2020 - 02:23 AM

Stevie Ray Vaughan https://www.youtube....h?v=KC5H9P4F5Uk

Good call. Saw him live in 1986. The Fabulous Thunderbirds were the support act and also weddings, parties, anything.
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#1950126 Lets all laugh at Hearts

Posted by alscotoz on 03 June 2020 - 10:56 AM

Think the tolearance for WHS has gone on far too long. Get him to fuck.

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#1945882 Contracting - tax benefits etc

Posted by alscotoz on 24 May 2020 - 03:46 AM

Just pay your fucking share.
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#1943409 Sevco Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 19 May 2020 - 02:09 AM

LOL. that's all.

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#1940819 Mcinnes

Posted by alscotoz on 13 May 2020 - 05:30 AM

When all is said and done since the 2017 Cup Final we have been pretty poor both in results and absolutely in performances. It looked like things were starting to improve before the shutdown and he will certainly now be in charge for next Season, but he does have to improve the brand of football going forward


That would be a massive turnaround!

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#1938836 Lets all laugh at Hearts

Posted by alscotoz on 09 May 2020 - 05:30 AM

Always found Hearts an irrelevant wee outfit. Like one of those annoying fucking yapping little dogs. Fuck off.

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#1937936 Coronavirus

Posted by alscotoz on 07 May 2020 - 08:52 AM

I’d rather take my chances than live like this tbh. Easy saying that as relatively low risk but I’m sure many in the high risk category would agree. Leave it up to the individual.


That'll work out well!?

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#1937461 Coronavirus

Posted by alscotoz on 06 May 2020 - 06:47 AM

I disappeared when the going got tough?


Not at all son - if anything, I took heed of all the feedback coming my way. There was a day there during 'Dad vs The Hat', where I clocked 130 fucking posts in a day - ridiculous. Concurrent with the engagement I was experiencing perhaps - but either way, this place is bigger than my terrific arse. I had taken things too far - it was time to hand back.


And here - you could always fling me a wee message or summat if you miss me. I dinnae go on the attack much - and it was quite the eye opener the tactics and chat being utilised in retort. Personally, I take it as a compliment - knowingly cunts are wiring in with their heavy artillery; simple catapults and pea shooters willnae cut it against Dad. This calls for C4 and the like.


For me - if C4 is involved, you have to take heed. Its happened all too often on here that a wee faction decides theyre better than the rest and they can just do what the fuck they want - thats no me. Its a forum after all; if yous arenae with me I expect yous to tell me. Ive had many many humbling moments on here - and from each I learn.


I learn a lot every day - thats what comes with being a student of life in general. I may no be the strongest; I may no have the best memory - heck I may not even be the strongest - but one thing you can be sure of with me, is a genuine desire to strive for the best. No just for me - for all my hombres.


You just keep that in mind RF, next time you mull over posting such utter shite ^



Good to have you back Pops.

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#1935676 What You Drinking Today

Posted by alscotoz on 01 May 2020 - 09:18 AM

Ive returned back to a humble can of McEwans Export.

Its perfectly delicious.


I liked the McEwans Export. Lager was piss.

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#1935616 Coronavirus

Posted by alscotoz on 01 May 2020 - 06:52 AM

Cannot blame your neighbours at all, within reason of course. If it is good enough for Boris Johnson, it is good enough for anyone else. Fuck him, fucking hypocrite. He must have had a right good shindig last night going by the amount of bottles of champagne delivered to 10 Downing Street yesterday.


Stab in the dark here...are you a tory?

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#1933522 Hatchester United

Posted by alscotoz on 25 April 2020 - 10:36 AM

Current standings in all competitions. 





Gimme a start against Peterhead. Won't let you down.

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#1932860 Sevco Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 24 April 2020 - 07:39 AM

Huns doing their bit for the community, in the face of the COVID-19 pandemic:




If they wanted to do their bit for the community they wouldn't self isolate, they'd self immolate.

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#1931892 Egg portraits of posters

Posted by alscotoz on 22 April 2020 - 04:50 AM

FnD and MT



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