Redforever86 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 She doesn’t respect you kelto, probably cause you’re a grown up man who makes up wee videos for the internet. Maybe cause you’re a goth. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, Ke1t said: There'll be time enough for soapy shenanigans, make no mistake. She'll genuinely say, "Is it okay if I do (insert shit she wasn't doing when I asked her to help me) first?" No, it fucking isn't, as well you fucking know. Have you tried glassing her? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: She doesn’t respect you kelto, probably cause you’re a grown up man who makes up wee videos for the internet. Maybe cause you’re a goth. I'm a Renaissance Man... wee videos on the internet are just a small part of my vast repertoire of 'Things Kelt Does and Does Well'. I was going to add that I'm not a Goth, but you never truly stop being a Goth. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Have you tried glassing her? Cutting her off would be a worse punishment. I'll just fake headaches for the next couple weeks... that'll learn her. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 7 hours ago, maryhilldon said: That's a funny wee mannerism from up north that you don't see down here. Stolen from Norway Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Stolen from Norway Mannerism theft is on the increase. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Mannerism theft is on the increase. Loved Dads Army Link to comment
NEM Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 21 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: Or even a nod accompanied by saying aye whilst a inhaling. Repeated ayes work best for the full duration of the massive inhale ? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 3 hours ago, NEM said: Repeated ayes work best for the full duration of the massive inhale ? I've seen that Scottish farmer comedian boy doing that on his tv programme. I always wondered if that was @fatjim that's on here. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Seen him live in Edinburgh. Thought he was funny as fuck, bird never had a clue what he was on about. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 He's from Perth is he nae? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: He's from Perth is he nae? Aye that neck of the woods. Link to comment
fatjim Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 20 hours ago, The Buzzard said: I've seen that Scottish farmer comedian boy doing that on his tv programme. I always wondered if that was @fatjim that's on here. Do you mean Jim Smith? I'm not him. My name isn't Jim. My real first name is Jay. I'm not Chris Forbes either but I do know him and he is an Aberdeen fan. He is in that show with Jim Smith. He is also in that comedy cop show. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 2 hours ago, fatjim said: Do you mean Jim Smith? I'm not him. My name isn't Jim. My real first name is Jay. I'm not Chris Forbes either but I do know him and he is an Aberdeen fan. He is in that show with Jim Smith. He is also in that comedy cop show. Jim Smith. That's the one. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 2 hours ago, fatjim said: Do you mean Jim Smith? I'm not him. My name isn't Jim. My real first name is Jay. I'm not Chris Forbes either but I do know him and he is an Aberdeen fan. He is in that show with Jim Smith. He is also in that comedy cop show. Have you written a book? Link to comment
fatjim Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 20 hours ago, Fridge said: Have you written a book? I didn't write bloody casuals. I'm not that Jay. However I have been writing a kids book in lockdown. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, fatjim said: I didn't write bloody casuals. I'm not that Jay. However I have been writing a kids book in lockdown. Ha did wonder. Good work though, be sure to fire the link on here if it gets published. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You like reading kid’s books, Frigo? Yeah, Lord of the Rings is the best one I’ve never read. Na, but I would buy it for my kids to give him a hand. Always happy to help a fellow Aberdeen fan. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 ^ I’ve hopefully got a couple at least. Or at least I have a couple of cracking ideas, just need to get writing them. I’m the procrastination king however. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, YorkDon said: ^ I’ve hopefully got a couple at least. Or at least I have a couple of cracking ideas, just need to get writing them. I’m the procrastination king however. "10 ways to pull a young bird and make sure everyone knows about it" Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: "10 ways to pull a young bird and make sure everyone knows about it" You want that in hardback or you waiting for the paperback Parkie? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That would be a great idea. Title " The Procrastinator " and it's just 250 blank pages. Then on page 251, just write: I’ll be back ?????? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I've got one about a Scottish geezer who , fed up with life in his home country, goes to live in a Brazilian swamp. He befriends a young team known as the "Rap <span class="flipH">K▹</span>idz' and they get up to all sorts of mischief. What's his back story? Why did he flee Scotland overnight with just the clothes on his back? Did he change his name? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 “How to succeed in your career” By MAD. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 WTF is the shite tune that gets played after the national anthems, just before KO? Needs to fuck off Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Folk that flash at you to put your lights on because they think it’s dark enough to warrant it. I don’t have the discipline to stick to the actual law, I’m not stooping to your random expectations of me. Drive longer without them on in spite Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Poodler said: Folk that flash at you to put your lights on because they think it’s dark enough to warrant it. I don’t have the discipline to stick to the actual law, I’m not stooping to your random expectations of me. Drive longer without them on in spite Still driving the fiat 500? 2 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Still driving the fiat 500? Ha ha! That can't be true? Male nurse cat owner who drives a Fiat 500. That must be close to a full hoose in Bender Bingo. 6 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 34 minutes ago, Parklife said: Still driving the fiat 500? Haha nah, that was the ex’s ? Link to comment
Joe pike Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Ha ha! That can't be true? Male nurse cat owner who drives a Fiat 500. That must be close to a full hoose in Bender Bingo. You forgot the yellow watch ? 1 Link to comment
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