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#1 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:05 PM

Rory McGrath stalks lassie for a year, and gets charged - obsess much:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...eshire-37990183

 

 


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:14 PM

saw that.

 

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:21 PM

Yeah @Dad, you're a weirdo.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:37 PM

haha.  

 

He's got the whole gig the wrong way round.  

 

It's supposed to be the public stalking the celebrity. 

 

Curly heided fat wee unfunny pikey.  He looks like Subo.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:39 PM

Yeah @Dad, you're a weirdo.

 

 

Straight as an arrow me dave.

Yeah @Dad, you're a weirdo.

 

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:42 PM

haha.  

 

He's got the whole gig the wrong way round.  

 

It's supposed to be the public stalking the celebrity. 

 

Curly heided fat wee unfunny pikey.  He looks like Subo.

 

I always thought he was a massive prick on the shitey Question of Sport with cunts show he was on. Nice to be proven right; shame it involved terrorising a young lady.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 10:40 PM

gooner scum.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 10:44 PM

 

I always thought he was a massive prick on the shitey Question of Sport with cunts show he was on. Nice to be proven right; shame it involved terrorising a young lady.

One of those cunts where you're like 'How the fuck do you keep getting on the telly'?  See also Phil Jupitus, the entire Mock The Week panel apart from Frankie Boyle and that other curly heided posh fuck from QI, Alan something?


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 10:49 PM

One of those cunts where you're like 'How the fuck do you keep getting on the telly'?  See also Phil Jupitus, the entire Mock The Week panel apart from Frankie Boyle and that other curly heided posh fuck from QI, Alan something?

Davies

 

gooner scum.


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 06:48 AM

He had a beard when it wasn't fashionable.  Sure sign of a pervert.


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 08:14 AM

gooner scum.


Oh yeah haha touche
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 08:16 AM

One of those cunts where you're like 'How the fuck do you keep getting on the telly'?  See also Phil Jupitus, the entire Mock The Week panel apart from Frankie Boyle and that other curly heided posh fuck from QI, Alan something?


That other guy who had to endure the shame of being booted off they fink its aw ova - baldy cunt....whatever his name is; jaw droppingly unfunny.
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 12:05 PM

That other guy who had to endure the shame of being booted off they fink its aw ova - baldy cunt....whatever his name is; jaw droppingly unfunny.

That other guy who had to endure the shame of being booted off they fink its aw ova - baldy cunt....whatever his name is; jaw droppingly unfunny.


Oh aye, him.
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 12:55 PM

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 12:57 PM

haha.  

 

He's got the whole gig the wrong way round.  

 

It's supposed to be the public stalking the celebrity. 

 

Curly heided fat wee unfunny pikey.  He looks like Subo.

Does he fuck. 


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 01:27 PM

Does he fuck. 

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 01:43 PM

If you go on to Youtube and search for 'Comedians name best bits', you can find a lot for Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Sean Lock. 

 

When you do it for Rory McGrath you get this.    A video where he bores someone and his name is spelled wrong.  haha.  

 

Still.  He probably lives in a nice big house and has a large fridge filled with goodies.  Mind you, so did Ariel Castro. 


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 07:59 PM

Lee Hurst

 

Yes - fud. I always had one that stuck in the mind; this whole elaborate thing he said about sitting on the toilet and getting red marks on your thighs...all related to Steve Davis in some way (who was a guest on the show). It was fucking terrible. Give or take a month later, he was off for ever. Possibly because of that story. 


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 08:02 PM

The new craze hitting Americas white middle class - getting fucked up on smack:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...992809/37992809


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 08:37 PM

The 'smack challenge ' is all the rage . Sit in a chair , shoot up some heroin, someone pours a bucket of pish over your head , then you nominate three friends to do the same.
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 09:37 PM

Guy with the guitar looks like Rory McGrath after chemotherapy. 


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Posted 17 November 2016 - 08:17 PM

Janet ellis - shite at writing about sex; so much so its potentially award winningly shite:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-38014262
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 09:22 PM

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 11:16 PM

Get Konny in about that'll make it better. Touch of spice.
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 07:27 AM

I remember vividly her face of disdain, as she gave the wrecker of the the bp garden a right dressing down live on the show.

In her desperation to shed the holier than thou image, shes fucked up the easiest thing to write about - fucking.
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 12:53 PM

I remember vividly her face of disdain, as she gave the wrecker of the the bp garden a right dressing down live on the show.

In her desperation to shed the holier than thou image, shes fucked up the easiest thing to write about - fucking.
What next for janet? Its a crossroads no doubt.


Always reckoned old Percy Thrower used to wreck the garden himself after a mad rage on the home brew.
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:05 PM

Buckingham Palace is to get a £369m refurbishment. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513

 

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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:15 PM

Buckingham Palace is to get a £369m refurbishment. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513

 

It's our pleasure, ma'am. :thumbup1:

 

Good, we voted for this.


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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:24 PM

Buckingham Palace is to get a £369m refurbishment. 
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513
 
It's our pleasure, ma'am. :thumbup1:


At least the workies will get a sniff of her knickers
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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:57 PM

Buckingham Palace is to get a £369m refurbishment. 
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513
 
It's our pleasure, ma'am. :thumbup1:


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