NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[cheesepipes]

36 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

I've just dildoed the last four posts on this thread.

Enjoy lads x

Thanks Howie.

I received it straight up my bottom.

[Howard Marks]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Thanks Howie.

I received it straight up my bottom.

Cheers. Just gave you another one, in case the first one breaks or gets stuck.

[Ando]

To paraphrase a Fringe classic, first the Dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... The Dildo must be shitting itself.

[For Fecks Sake]

Desperate Dildo

[dazzy_deff]

Dil-do a deer

[styrofoamplates]

Dildo Balde

[Howard Marks]

Ooooops, I've dildo-ed abdy again.

Happy dildo day. It comes from a place of love.

[fine-n-dandy]

Was playing darts down the local the other night.

was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. 
Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Was playing darts down the local the other night.

was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. 
Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷

Never been done before that joke.

[fine-n-dandy]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Never been done before that joke.

Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 

Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄

[Roberto]

Just now, fine-n-dandy said:

Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 

Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄

Not like you to take something so personal.

[fine-n-dandy]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Not like you to take something so personal.

Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌

[Roberto]

Just now, fine-n-dandy said:

Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌

Good chat.

[fine-n-dandy]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Good chat.

Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? 
You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse 

[Roberto]

Just now, fine-n-dandy said:

Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? 
You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse 

Hilarious.

[fine-n-dandy]

Just now, Roberto said:

Hilarious.

Not really but mildly pleasurable 

 

so I’m told

[Helmet]

40 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Not really but mildly pleasurable 

 

so I’m told

I didn’t mind your shite joke, it gave me a wee chuckle but c’mon now, we all know Doncomittant pummels your arse relentlessly when you’re home from the rigs?

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Was playing darts down the local the other night.

was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. 
Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷

I heard the same joke 30 years ago. First dart hits treble 20. Second dart hits double 20. Third dart hits an alien who walks in front of the board. One hundred and ET.