For Fecks Sake Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Wine and rum, happy with that Link to comment
Dons79 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 A got a box of shrimps, the wee pink sweeties not the crustacean!, 5000 of the fuckers!, who gets somebody 5000 shrimps as a present and thinks that’s acceptable?.at least il be sorted for a munch till June, ooooh and a pair a slippers 2 sizes to small and a rock on tommy t shirt again for some reason, av had a belter this year Link to comment
Dons79 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 From my window just saw a fat hun trying to teach his daughter how to ride her new bike. The fat prick got his legs tangled in the wheel whilst jogging alongside it and tripped up along with the poor wee girl coming off the bike . Made my Xmas. A hope you opened that window and laughed really loudly, love it when that shit happens, comedy gold Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 They wouldn't have heard him over his blasting of Pantera - Am I evil Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Disappointing to find out Jim McDonald didn't return last night and hit anyone. Doesn't feel like Christmas at all. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I reckon I've got the present to take the honours in this thread. That fucking Chris Kamara album on CD. Think she was taking the piss but even still.I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 So good night Vietnam then. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Hearts tartan looking pj bees. From mither, she doesn't giveva toss or she's on the wind up. Still mooching round the house, they are a necessity. Fkn hearts colours tho. Cracking Christmas round ar tge cousins done up house, steaming and alan partridged the bog just to test if it could handle a pound of mashed up dundee cake. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player.Aye same here. That's why I hope it was a piss take! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Aye same here. That's why I hope it was a piss take!Will keep it to next year and give someone it as a Secret Santa present. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player.Whoever got you it must think youre bent. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Whoever got you it must think youre bent.Your missus. She just couldn't get me hard, sorry. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Received a corduroy jacket for christmas. Not quite sure what to do with it. Wearing it certainly isn't an option. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 What an awkward situation that must have been - hoo mamaNo awkwardness. Pissed on her instead. Every cloud. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Received a corduroy jacket for christmas. Not quite sure what to do with it. Wearing it certainly isn't an option.Put it on a pig and take photos. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Put it on a pig and take photos. I'm not going to embarrass a dead pig by forcing it to wear a jacket made out of cord. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Your missus. She just couldn't get me hard, sorry.Ah ok that explains it. Embarrassing situation all round. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!? Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Received a corduroy jacket for christmas. Not quite sure what to do with it. Wearing it certainly isn't an option.They're really popular just now aren't they Genuinely no idea why Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 They're really popular just now aren't they Genuinely no idea whyI actually saw a corduroy shirt in a shop earlier. Assumed it was a piss take. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 What shop - Banardos or summat?TK Maxx Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 Atrocious clothes are always a belter. “I’ve got the receipt if it doesn’t fit / you don’t like it.” Well if say it doesn’t fit you’ll change it for a bigger / smaller version of the same said shocking attire and I’m not going to say what the fuck is this horrendous garment you have bought me, are you ripping the piss in front of everybody. Immediately in the charity shop and never spoken of again. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Might go back and take a pic tomo and leave it to the Hat judgement. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I had a beige chevignon corduroy jacket (bright red lining) early 90’s. Sounds honking. Possibly the coolest bit of clobber ive ever owned.Liked a pair of levi cords back then too Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 There was a time in the mid 90s when waistcoats on a Saturday night out were fashionable. What the fuck was that about. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the dayYou can still find 'em Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the dayCarhartt did smart ones as well. Had a couple of pairs when I was at uni Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 You can still find 'emMckays? Link to comment
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