Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

He was good in Short Circuit

 

[The Boofon]

He was good in Short Circuit

Hahahahaha. Class.

[Zeus]

Pyabs all over office urinals. How much of a hairy bastard must you be!

 

Have a word with yourself FFS

[manboobs109]

Those Extinction Rebellion cunts. They'd get more people giving a shit if they weren't such a bunch of smug drama queens.

[HairyPie]

I haven't gone any higher than 3rd gear in my car since those climate change protests.  Fuck them.

[maryhilldon]

Those Extinction Rebellion cunts. They'd get more people giving a shit if they weren't such a bunch of smug drama queens.

They've made me hate the planet. I hope life on Earth is wiped out now just to spite them.

[manboobs109]

If it's us fucking up the planet then surely us being extinct is the best thing that could happen?

[Simply Red]

They've made me hate the planet. I hope life on Earth is wiped out now just to spite them.

White middle class student retards with dreadlocks. I agree, id take the annihilation of the planet and my loved ones just to spite those cunts. Few things in the history of mankind worse than a white person, invariably middle class, with dreadlocks. Up there with peados, huns, isis, and the edl.

[HairyPie]

If it's us fucking up the planet then surely us being extinct is the best thing that could happen?

 

Absolutely moobs.  A nuclear holocaust would likely save the planet in the long term.  Some green fanatic could well be the person that starts a nuke war.  

[Simply Red]

Surely Trump is an alien. His missus 100% is. He’ll save all yall stone cold losers.

[Simply Red]

Surely Trump is an alien. His missus 100% is. He’ll save all yall stone cold losers.

[Poodler]

Absolutely moobs. A nuclear holocaust would likely save the planet in the long term. Some green fanatic could well be the person that starts a nuke war.

I read a book about that, On The Beach by Neville Chute, or something like that. It was good

[HairyPie]

Back on topic.  Folk who arrange nights oot when no-one is available to go.

[Poodler]

Haha^

 

Mercenaries who try to make you feel bad for taking a break when it's busy.

 

You might care too much, I certainly don't.

[Chewie37]

Pyabs all over office urinals. How much of a hairy bastard must you be!

Have a word with yourself FFS

Gads, mingin. I’m a hairy cunt and I don’t even do that

[Ke1t]

Women who insist on giving you 'the tour' of their hoose if you've never visited them before. 

 

Unfortunately the wife is one of them.

 

"And here's the kitchen..."

 

"Aye. That's a kitchen, right enough."

 

Baffling. 

[Chewie37]

Women who insist on giving you 'the tour' of their hoose if you've never visited them before. 

 

Unfortunately the wife is one of them.

 

"And here's the kitchen..."

 

"Aye. That's a kitchen, right enough."

 

Baffling.

 

Isn’t that acceptable if the tour is leading to the bedroom?

[Poodler]

When you're in the bathroom/ on toilet and she comes in. Usually to speak shit

 

Fuck off and give me five minutes peace.

[Ke1t]

Isn’t that acceptable if the tour is leading to the bedroom?

 

Only if the sole purpose is leading to the bedroom for a shagging. Building up a little sexual tension in the lead up to "And here's the bedroom", but with the caveat that if that bedroom is knee deep in pizza boxes and unwashed knickers you're going to be leaving immediately. 

 

When you're in the bathroom/ on toilet and she comes in. Usually to speak shit

 

Fuck off and give me five minutes peace.

 

Why the fuck do they do that?

 

Any time we're leaving to go somewhere and I shoot to the bog for a pish she'll wander in and strike up a conversation.

 

"So where do we need to go? Do you think Meijer will have detergent? What are we doing for dinner?"   

 

Would ye nae? 

 

I dinna come in and discuss figurative shit when you're trying to have a literal shit. 

[Chewie37]

Only if the sole purpose is leading to the bedroom for a shagging. Building up a little sexual tension in the lead up to "And here's the bedroom", but with the caveat that if that bedroom is knee deep in pizza boxes and unwashed knickers you're going to be leaving immediately. 

 

Urgh, I pulled a barmaid from Ma’s once or twice, her flat was rancid, about a foot of garbage in the whole flat, doors didn’t close........still shagged her, didn’t like waking up sober in that pit of hell though, gads boke!

[dazzy_deff]

When you're in the bathroom/ on toilet and she comes in. Usually to speak shit

 

Fuck off and give me five minutes peace.

Or when lassies go to the bog and leave the door open to yap. Fuck off.

[maryhilldon]

When your bird makes you look at her massive tits

 

Quite off putting

Bit gay

[Redforever86]

Fucking animals. 

 

I'll send the bird up to bed and make some excuse to stay down stairs to di something for 5 minutes so I can have a shite in peace downstairs. 

[Simply Red]

Fecal matters should be a private solitary affair behind a locked door.

Anything else is primitive behaviour.

Seen men/women/kids shitting in the street in the Congo. Nae public lavs over there right enough.

All the rage in India aswell i hear.

Was on Union St 1am one sat night when a woman did a shit behind a skip on Dee St beside Burger King. I was outside the music hall and noticed cos a crowd of folk had gathered on the busy street beside her and where shouting encouragement/abuse/death threats/phone numbers. Such was the furore the cops soon arrived and she was bundled into the van and carted off to the incinerator.

[Parklife]

Nah. Need peace to shit. Pretty much the whole floor of the house needs to be vacant before I pooh. Hate when folk are walking about outside the room when I'm pooing.

[Parklife]

Nah. Need peace to shit. Pretty much the whole floor of the house needs to be vacant before I poo. Hate when folk are walking about outside the room when I'm pooing.

[Don Fonte]

I'm with you there Hans son. It's a no from me also.

You're too busy trying to push shit back in though tbh.

[Parklife]

Nah. Need peace to shit. Pretty much the whole floor of the house needs to be vacant before I poo. Hate when folk are walking about outside the room when I'm pooing.

[Don Fonte]

 

Nah. Need peace to shit. Pretty much the whole floor of the house needs to be vacant before I poo. Hate when folk are walking about outside the room when I'm pooing.

[Parklife]

Are you drunk parkie son haha terrific?

Fuck knows what I done there haha.