cheesepipes Posted Wednesday at 03:58 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:58 PM 36 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: I've just dildoed the last four posts on this thread. Enjoy lads x Thanks Howie. I received it straight up my bottom. 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted Wednesday at 04:02 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 04:02 PM 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Thanks Howie. I received it straight up my bottom. Cheers. Just gave you another one, in case the first one breaks or gets stuck. 1 Link to comment
Ando Posted Wednesday at 06:20 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:20 PM To paraphrase a Fringe classic, first the Dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... The Dildo must be shitting itself. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Wednesday at 06:34 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:34 PM Desperate Dildo 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted Wednesday at 07:12 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:12 PM Dil-do a deer 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted Wednesday at 07:19 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:19 PM Dildo Balde 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted Thursday at 08:54 AM Share Posted Thursday at 08:54 AM Ooooops, I've dildo-ed abdy again. Happy dildo day. It comes from a place of love. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 1 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 minute ago, fine-n-dandy said: Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 Never been done before that joke. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Never been done before that joke. Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄 Not like you to take something so personal. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 minute ago, Roberto said: Not like you to take something so personal. Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌 Good chat. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Roberto said: Good chat. Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse Hilarious. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Just now, Roberto said: Hilarious. Not really but mildly pleasurable so I’m told 1 Link to comment
Helmet Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 40 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said: Not really but mildly pleasurable so I’m told I didn’t mind your shite joke, it gave me a wee chuckle but c’mon now, we all know Doncomittant pummels your arse relentlessly when you’re home from the rigs? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted 29 minutes ago Share Posted 29 minutes ago 4 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said: Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 I heard the same joke 30 years ago. First dart hits treble 20. Second dart hits double 20. Third dart hits an alien who walks in front of the board. One hundred and ET. Link to comment
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